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Don Imus Is A Hip-Hopper

DON Imus just quoted words from a hip hop song wherein these garbage songs are heard by our youth with every sort of bad words degrading all sorts of people. … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


The Condensed History Of Tony Blair In 15 Minutes

Blair: Remember how we said about taking turns as Prime Minister?
Brown: Oh yeah, I’m completely cool with that. You go first and then I’ll have a go.
Blair: Yeah, yeah, I … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


21/7 Suspect And ‘Amazing’ Flour Bombs

IF you were testing whether or not a 2kg bomb was going to explode, would you stand next to it?

As Dizzy notes.

One of the alleged 21 July bombers must have … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Algerian Al-Qaeda Spawn More Violence, Say Muppets

TWO bomb blasts in Algeria’s capital Algiers have killed at least 23 people. A further 160 are injured.

Al-Qaeda boast that they have ruined so many lives.

One easily bears moral reproof, … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Counting Them All Out – Des Browne And Tony Blair Take On Iran

LOOKING at Des Browne, the Defence Secretary, the Times’ People’s column sees disproof of the cliché that all publicity is good publicity.

Counting up column inches, it notes how of Wednesday … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)


David Beckham’s Tattoo To A Very Best Friend

HEY, kids, wanna look like David Beckham without getting in trouble? Well grab a rake and get along to the Los Angeles Boutique store Kitson.

On sale are white T-shirts complete … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


The Last Noel For Jade Goody

JADE Goody has been dumped by her management company.

Says John Noel: “I can confirm that we have parted company. We couldn’t agree on a strategy for moving forward. We’d like … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Taxman Wins Lottery

FOR one lottery winner, Lady Luck was only out the door when the Grim Reaper popped in for a visit and now his family will have to pay the price.

The … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Shop Scan Save – Schlep Drone Poor

IN a valiant effort to fight back against the supermarkets’ popular special-offer and loyalty card campaigns, a new mobile phone-based scheme is set to be launched across 17,000 local grocers.

The … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)


No Poor Service At HSBC

IT seems that in the eyes of HSBC, the self-proclaimed “world’s local bank”, some customers just aren’t worth the bother.

The Guardian reports that the HSBC branch in the salubrious Canford … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)


Jennifer Lopez Is Jennfier Lopez

“HOW do I love?” asks Jennifer Lopez of herself. “Very strong,” she answers, passionately, without any barriers or regrets. When I love, I really do love intensely.”

This promises to be … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Comic Relief – Tara-Palmer Tomkinson Is Kooked Up

“TARA-Palmer Tomkinson is “reassuringly crazed”.
So says OK!, which catches up “kooky, wild and unpredictable” T P-T as she wears a succession of clothes at the Mayfair Hotel.

As OK! arrives, whacky … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Kerry Katona’s Dogs, Stags And Kids

KERRY Katona is at Chester Zoo.

Forgoing Iceland, her favoured hang out, for so many lions and tigers, Katona is with her three daughters, Eenie, Meenie and Mo.

“Now, you don’t see … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities, OK! | Comment (1)


Victoria Beckham’s Coffee Mourning

“VICTORIA SPEAKS OUT”.

Finally, after so many long silences, Victoria Beckham opens the toothy grill at the front of her face and begins to tell us what life is like being … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (14)


Big Brother Jade Goody Wears A Wee Nappy On Her Face

“JADE‘S SICK WEE SECRET – Big Bro star’s face wiped clean with dirty nappies.”

Reports of Jade Good’s celebrity death have been greatly exaggerated and once more the bullying bigot is … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Hillary Clinton Makes A Stand Against Don Imus – Literally

HILLARY Clinton has waded into the debate on Don Imus.

Says Hillary: “Don Imus’ comments about them were nothing more than small-minded bigotry and coarse sexism. They showed a disregard for … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Prime Minister’s Petitions – Rejections

Anorak begins a regular look at those petitions appearing on the Prime Minister’s website.

Submit your petition to Anorak and we will champion the best one. It will be a group … (read more)

Posted: 11th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (5)


Kathy Sierra’s Antanaclasis

TO recap: Kathy Sierra, internet blogger, has received vile abuse from readers. Editors of newsprint organs would not prints such rubbish but on the Internet there is far less contol, … (read more)

Posted: 11th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Kirsten Dunst Little Weed

SAYS Kirsten Dunst in the Sun: “I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does…I’ve never been a major … (read more)

Posted: 11th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Rat Dies In OAPs Mouth

“Staffing was so inadequate at a California senior center that a rat crawled into an Alzheimer’s patient’s mouth and died there before staff noticed, a lawsuit claims…” … (read more)

Posted: 11th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


White House Uses A Second System

A secondary email system exists in the White House? It’s bene reported that officials have been caught discussing Goevrnment business on it.

As Dizzy notes, unlike any secondary email system that … (read more)

Posted: 11th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Sun, Shopping And Sales

NOTHING improves your mood like a bit of good weather, particularly if you are a retailer.

According to figures from the British Retail Consortium, the good weather in March helped to … (read more)

Posted: 11th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Rung up Debt – The Sixfold Mortgage

THE sea of debt threatening to submerge the whole of the country continues to rise with news that lenders are now offering mortgages equal to six times the salary to … (read more)

Posted: 11th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Sickness Benefits – Back To Work

FEELING a bit hungover? Can’t seem to get out of bed? Considering taking the day off? Well think again you lazy selfish oaf, and hop in that shower. Your economy … (read more)

Posted: 11th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Anna Nicole Smith’s A Slapper

“ANNA Nicole Loved KINKY SEX!” says the Enquirer.

Las Vegas illusionist Steve Wyrick says he met Anna Nicole at one of his shows. “After the show ended she came on stage, … (read more)

Posted: 11th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)