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In Heaven With Ulrika Jonsson

“ULRIKA Jonsson is convinced she has died and gone to heaven.”

We would hold a mirror up to Ulrika’s mouth or pinch her to check for signs of life but Hello! … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Virginia Tech Victims Of Cho Seung-Hui’s Innate Evil, Not Guns

IN looking into the reason why Cho SEung-Hui killed at Virginia Tech, Barbara Oakley, a professor of engineering at Oakland University, tells the New York Times:

“It’s long been in fashion … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Holocaust Deniers Denied Free Speech By EU?

HOLOCAUST deniers, people who shout at pigeons and other loons beware – the EU is denying your right to free speech

As Dizzy writes,  “a while back now the Devil’s Kitchen … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Virginia Tech And Lessons From Dunblane

Virgina Tech and lessons from Dunblane – from the Anorak Forums: 

Michael North, whose daughter Sophie was killed at the mass shooting in the Primary School at Dunblane, Scotland, wrote the … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Sex Dolls For Dogs – The Rubber Vicar’s Leg (Pictures)

SEX aids for dog? What isn’t possible on the Internet. And with the vicar round for tea, and all…

AS Gizmodo writes:

“IS your dog in heat and humping anything it can … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Hair He Goes: American Idol Sanjaya Malakar Loses On Virginia Tech Night

ALAS, poor Sanjaya Malakar, I knew him. We all did who watched American Idol.

Tabloid Baby predicted the whispering wonder would be sent home from American Idol the week before the … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (9)


Guns In Tennessee Parks – Responding To The Virginia Tech Shootings

As Virginia Tech mass murderer Cho Seung-Hui shows off his weapons via the media, Tennessee moves to permit guns in public buildings.

This in the Knox State News:

“NASHVILLE — In a … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


US Marine Corps Gunning For Denver Nuggets (Video)

WHO needs cheerleaders? Eat yer hearts out The Hammerettes, West Ham’s legion of half-time entertainers. Over at the Denver Nuggets game, the The US Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon are … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Jailhouse Rocks For One Pensioner

INTEREST rates may be about to rise and homeowners may be struggling to keep themselves out of bankruptcy, but it’s not all bad news. According to one pensioner, there is … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Stolen Bulldog Broadband Customer Details

WE might as well forget about shredding our bank accounts and upgrading our internet security software. What’s the point?

It seems that an infinite level of incompetence on the part of … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Castles In The Sky – Interest Rates Rise And Fixed-Rate Mortgages

AN Englishman’s home is his castle but with interest rates set to rise, banks and building societies have decided to make it even harder for homeowners to pay for their … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Rosie Boycott’s Sticky Buds And Other Environmental Disasters

YOU have to admire Rosie Boycott’s garden.

The Lily of the Valley, the hawthorn blossom, an “exuberant” clematis called montana Elizabeth, the huge marijuana bush.

Only joking. The days when as editor … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Peas And News – Big Brother Danielle Lloyd’s Op

“BRAVE DANI GOES UNDER THE KNIFE,” announces the Star’s front page.

“I’m keeping my finger’s crossed it’ll be OK,” says Big Brother bully emeritus Danielle Lloyd.

In these trying times, we urge … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


The Martyr And The Fame – Why Virginia Tech Killer Cho Seung-Hui Did It

“CRAZED killer Cho Seung-Hui poses with his weapons in a shocking photo sent to TV news chiefs DURING his university massacre.”

So says the Sun’s front page. After the cod tributes … (read more)

Posted: 19th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Virginia Tech And Dick Cheney

LONG gone are the days when an editor had the time or ability to weed out repulsive and wrong comments and letters. Now anything goes.

In the Washington Post article ‘Articles … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


People With Guns Stop People With Guns – Virginia Tech

As the Virginia Tech story rolls on the question of guns and gun use rages. Do guns kill people? Do people with guns kill people? Or do people with guns … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (8)


Britney Spears’ Ginger Fur Nightmare

“BRITNEY’S WORST NIGHTMARE,” promises the Enquirer.

Is Britney Spears’ greatest fear: a) her hair falling out, b) a misspelt tattoo, or c) being naked and chased by an old into a … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (5)


Larry Birkhead Wins An Academy Award With Dannielynn

LARRY Birkhead is with Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.

The DNA test results are in and Larry has been confirmed as the baby’s father. Now he needs to … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Cash for Harems – The Benefit of Muslim Polygamy

THE Mail has a story its editors must have dreamed about – “Polygamous husbands can claim cash for extra wives.”

This means wives – of which the Mail tells us … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)


The Icing On Victoria Beckham’s Cake

DAVID Beckham and Victoria are looking at a cake on OK!’s cover page.

Vicky is celebrating her 33rd birthday at home with David. We don’t wish to intrude on this rare … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Family Misfortunes – More TV Phone In Scandal

VERNON Kay, he of the ‘hilarious’ Northern ‘wit’ and the never-changing hair-cut, has joined the likes of Richard and Judy as the latest celeb to be tarnished by a TV … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Gordon Brown’s Interest Raised

GORDON Brown may have dodged a vote of no confidence in the Commons yesterday, but news that the Bank of England is preparing to increase interest rates as soon as … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


America’s Two For One Dollar Deal

YOU might have to put up with finger-printing and eye recognition and god knows what kind of profiling upon landing at an airport in America, but get through the Orwellian … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Jade Goody’s Double And Perez Hilton Invade

JADE GOODY is posing for a photograph with Perez Hilton.

Hilton, famed for his gossip website, is posing with Goody in London. This is Perez’s Postcard from London feature. And here … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)


Cho Seung-Hui And His Victims

GUNMAN Cho Seung-Hui stares out from the Mail’s front page. To his left is one of his first two victims, 18-year-old student Emily Hilscher.
Under the headline “THE DEADLY INFATUATION” readers … (read more)

Posted: 18th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (4)