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Heather Mills Shakes A Leg On Dancing With The Stars

HEATHER Mills continues to qualify for a disabled parking permit over her and partake in pro-celebrity dancing over there.

Mills is a woman who is all things to all men.

And the … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)


Bob Woolmer Murder – Broken Neck & Snake Venom

IF the plan was to make more people notice the sport, then this Cricket World Cup has achieved its objective by some distance.

For the few actually watching the show on … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, March 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (4)


Black From White

A Hispanic woman and her white husband are suing a Manhattan fertility clinic after they had a black baby.

An obstetrician at the clinic first told the couple that their baby … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Al Gore’s Emergency Call

FORMER Vice President Al “The Goracle” Gore took his environmental message to the heart of government yesterday with an appearance before two house committees and one senate committee.

The Nobel Peace … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Hillary Clinton’s Man Comes Clean

BARACK Obama’s presidential campaign suffered another bump yesterday when it emerged that an employee of a company that runs his campaign website was behind a Hillary-bashing video that has taken … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


You Say Episcopalian, I Say Anglican…

WHO says religious Americans are a bunch of right-wing nutcases? The Episcopalian Church in the US is suffering because it is too liberal.

The church moved a step closer to being … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Gordon Brown – Because He’s Worth It

GORDON Brown has stopped.

THE Royal Mint has moved quickly to ensure that there will be enough two pence pieces in circulation in time for the drop in income tax announced … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)


Flare Is Flare

WITH the Beebs’ hit cop drama ‘Life On Mars’ giving us a weekly retro-hit of the Seventies, some of the era’s most memorable icons are shaping up for a court-room … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Money | Comment


The Apprentice – Alan Sugar’s New Marketing Staff

WHAT if the contestants on Celebrity Love Island never left?

Impossible, say you. Without them what would the Star do for news and who would appear on Channel 4’s 100 Best … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)


Homes Under The Hammer

WHILE most of the nation will be unenthusiastically pondering the few quid they are likely to have gained from the Budget, those living in the Surrey stockbroker belt are enjoying … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)


It’s Not Over – The Bob Woolmer Mystery

YOU have to feel some sympathy for Ireland’s cricketers.

There to make up the numbers, the Irish beat the might of Pakistan in the World Cup only to have their moment … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Back pages | Comment


Gulping Gordon Brown’s Budget – Drugs Dealers Delighted

GULPING Gordon Brown’s last minute Budget proclamation that the Stalinist/Socialist/Thatcherite (delete where applicable) would cut income tax by a whole 2p is greeted with unbridled hysteria and near-orgasmic ecstasy by … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Money | Comments (4)


Hillary Clinton In Big Brother Conversationgate

HILLARY Clinton in conversation with Big Brother. 

Quote: “One month ago, I began a conversation with you… I hope you’ve learned a little bit more about what I’m believing and trying … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (6)


Big Brother Danielle Lloyd Winds Up Bent, Sheringham & Gascoigne

YOU join us in London’s Funky Buddha night club where Big Brother bully Danielle Lloyd is executing a wind and grind.

Readers may expect an English girl like Danielle to favour … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Rick Rubin On What Is A Jessica Simpson

RECORD producer Rick Rubin is playing 20 question with freinds in a New York eatery.

As he tells Esquire magazine:

“I WAS with a group of friends and we were having dinner … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Sanjaya Malakar Makes American Idol Weep

AMERICAN Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar stopped whispering.

Who needs call centres in India? asks Tabloid Baby. Sanjaya Malakar’s unexpectedly uninhibited and totally bizarre performance last night, aided by a deft director who … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


A Gay American Idol – Melinda Dolittle More Talent Than Antonella

AMERICAN Idol continues its long trawl for talent. Antonella Barba had talent, but of the wrong sort for this show.

Sanjaya Malakar has talent and should his nascent career as America’s … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (25)


Britney Spears Pays Off Kevin

A LOOK on Kevin Federline’s search engine fails to reveal how much cash he’s due to receive in any divorce from Britney Spears.

Happily, the Sun is on hand to tell … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


David & Victoria Beckham Adopt To The Times

“ARE the Beckhams going to adopt a baby girl?”

That question to you, OK! readers, experts as you are on matters Victoria and David Beckham.

Are they going to adopt a baby … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Girls Aloud -Jesse Metcalfe & Nadine Coyle

“JESSE Metcalfe and Nadine Coyle, it would appear, couldn’t be more in love.”

Yes, gentle readers “it would appear”. Can it be that OK!, bastion of stunning women and hunky men … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Naomi Campbell’s Bag Man, George Bush’s Show Trial & Bad News

Law & Out Of Order

Democrats are demanding that President Bush hand over officials for an investigation into the firing of eight US attorneys. The Democrats want to interview senior administration … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Thien Is Now – Angelina Jolie Presents…

“ANGELINA JOLIE INTRODUCES HER NEW SON PAX THIEN.”

So says Hello!’s front-page headline.

Jolie makes a Caesarean look dated. With a C-Section you can plan your bundle of joy’s debut to the … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Cash For Peerages – Tony Blair & Lord Levy’s New PC

Hello! Hello! Hello! The cash-for-honours scandal trundlezzzz on. And the PC takes a look at the, er, PCs…

Read more about it here, here and here

Picture: The Spine … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)


A Head For Ice – Lisa Scott Lee Dances Again

LISA Scott-Lee and Johnny Shentall are in Hello! to “talk about life in the spotlight”.

Showing no obvious sign of disappointment at missing out on the top spot in the country’s … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


FSA Grab City Boys, Conrad Black, Property & Premiership Pay

Greed Is Good

A hot-shot City analyst was fined by the FSA after being found guilty of improper conduct, writes the Independent. Citigroup analyst Roberto Casoni will have to cough up … (read more)

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)