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I Want You Back – Robbie Williams Rejoins Take That

ROBBIE Williams WILL perform with Take That. And, more to the point, Take That WILL perform with Robbie Williams.

Heady days in the world of nostalgic pop music as we read … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (7)


Jennifer Lopez Zeroes In On Victoria Beckham

VICTORIA BECKHAM’S bestest mate Jennifer Lopez tells the world:

“I couldn’t ever be a size zero.

“I have a butt, I have boobs and I have a woman’s curves – there is … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Iran, Iraq, Sailors And No Little Wash

LOOKING at the Iran hostage/non-booze cruise story, a link is found between the carnage in Iraq and Ahmadinejad in Tehran, as EU Referendum writes.   
Tehran Tyrant
ALTHOUGH one would not hold … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


A Free Vote – For Lightbulbs, Laptops & A Brighter Smile

FORGET Free Nelson Mandela – Britain’s political parties are offering far more free things, as Dizzy writes. 

IT seems that offering freebies are the key to manifestos in the Welsh Assembly elections.

It … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)


Angleina Jolie Is A Bird Of Prey

“THE Brangelina of Wilson Bridge’s Bald Eagle Set,” announces the Washington Post, and we are curious.

Can it be that birds are so like humans? And surely if any bird was … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Horror Stories And Shameful Deaths

EVERY day of every week the Mail thinks up imaginative ways to remind you that life is cruel and you are going to experience pain and die.

And if it can’t … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Beyonce – Celebrity Fact Of The Day

BEYONCE, the popular singer, moves her “booty” (arse) for an average of just under 30 seconds per each music video. Impressed? How can you not be. Eat yer heart out … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Did USS Nimitz Force Iran’s Handover?

THE author of this article wonders if the approach of the USS Nimitz Forced Iran’s Decision to release the British hostages. What do you think?

The regime in Iran seems uncertain. Is this a theocracy with delusions … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Madonna Does Sporty Spice

WE always enjoy a celebrity bigging themselves up. And here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm claiming the shellsuit as her own: “I’ve been a bit of a trendsetter in my … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)


Keith Richards Does Pop

Quote: “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father.” Rolling Stone Keith Richards, quoted in the British music magazine NME.

Figure of Speech: synecdoche (syn-EC-do-che), the … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


The Simpleton Life – A Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Exclusive

14 has obtained the exclusive image of the Simple Life Goes To Camp promo poster  – starring Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie -before it was heavily altered in Photoshop.

… (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Prince William – Pull The Other One

”FOR a start William did not invite me back to Bovvy,” says Lisa Agar, 19, the girl who danced with in a Bournemouth club.

“It was one of his friends … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


New Labour, New Neighbour – Hazel Blears’ Local Video

HAZEL Blears, MP for Salford, has taken her campaign to video.

In the race to take over from John Prescott as deputy Labour leader, Hazel has produced three videos on YouTube.

Says … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment (1)


Why Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Chose Shiloh

Angelina Jolie’s brother Jame Haven explains: “At the last second, my parents gave me Haven instead. It was very cool when Brad and Angie came to me and said: ‘We’re … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


The Burning Bush – Neil Bush On Ignite, Maria & George Bush

THERE’S only one George W Bush.

But in case Dubya didn’t make it to the top job in the White House, George H W Bush and his mother Barbra had three … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


US Press Says Let’s Not Noogie Ahmadinejad’s Iran

“A DEMEANING, undignified, humiliating spectacle.” The New York Daily News op-ed page was unequivocal about the denouement of the Iran hostage crisis.

“To watch Royal Marine Capt. Chris Air, senior officer … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Is Pete Doherty The New Britney Spears And Burning For Lohan

WILL Peter Doherty do for London’s Cold Steel tattoo parlour what Britney Spears did for the Body and Soul house of ink in Sherman Oaks?

The Star reports that the pop … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


An Easter Poem For Bloggers

Easter – a pome by S. Duck, aged 41 (all his own work)

Blood in his eyes
From the crown

Flesh ripped from his bones
As he hangs

Can’t breathe
Can’t scream

He closes his eyes
Sees his … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


The Streets Have Eyes

IT is truly staggering I think, the manner in which creeping surveillance and the infrastructure for a genuine Orwellian nightmare is so casually implemented by the Government.

The news that the … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Coleen McLoughlin Takes The Cake

“WITH her adoring fiancé by her side COLEEN McLOUGHLIN is joined by family and premier league friends for the party of a lifetime.”

So says Hello! in the official invitation to … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Kevin Federline’s Brother Nicked

Kevin Federline’s 20-year-old brother Cameron has been arrested in Pendelton, Oregon, for booze-realted crimes.

According to records obtained by Star magazine, 20-year-old Cameron, pleaded guilty the charges of “providing liquor to … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Shares In The Halifax’s Money

IN a story that is sure to warm the heart of, well, basically everyone, the Daily Mail reports that the Halifax has been on the receiving end of an embarrassing … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


“Big Brother Was Fixed”

BIG Brother is fixed.

After days of trying to keep Big Brother in the public eye, the Star has stumbled upon a story.

It hears from a “top Big Brother executive”. And … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment


The Great Easter Egg Race

WHAT does Easter mean to you?

A period of religious reflection? An opportunity to spend quality time with the family?

The key weekend in the Premiership?

Well, for the retail trade, the holiday … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


A Grey Pound Saga

IT seems that it’s Club 50-90 rather than Club 18-30 where the real money is.

Saga, the company who organise holidays for the over-50s, has decided to land its staff a … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)