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Madeleine McCann: The Clock Is Ticking On Old News

WHAT odds that if she has not been found and a suspect been charged Madeleine McCann will no longer be on the main news bulletin come Monday?

Today we saw the … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (27)

Charlie Says ‘Stick to Smack’ And Other Modern Children’s Classics

IN ‘Topsy and Tim: A re-appraisal for the 21st century’ Scaryduck takes a look at modern children’s classics:
Topsy and Tim, if you are a non-breeder, is a series of unsufferably … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Victoria Beckham Is In And Out And In And, Er, Out

IF there’s one thing that really hacks Victoria Beckham off it’s the ruddy paparazzi. There is just no telling what they will take a picture of. Happily, Victoria has taken … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Hamas Fires At Israeli School

CONFEDERATE Yankee investigates:
Did you hear about the high school hit yesterday by a pair of missiles?

Of course you didn’t. It was an Israeli school in Sderot that was struck, and … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

John Bolton Reveals Much To BBC

JOHN Bolton, former UN ambassador to the UN, is in conversation on Radio 4.

EuRef tunes in:
IT is not often one whoops with joy listening to the BBC Radio 4 Today … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)

The Guardian And MI6

THE Guardian says that it is to start taking adverts to join the Secret Intelligence Service, MI6.

As MI6’s head of recruitment tells the paper: “The same kind of people who … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Looking For Madeleine McCann: All Show And No Punch (Murat’s Car And Malinka’s Release)

MADELEINE McCann is missing. Still missing. But Madeline McCann is not missing on the front page of the Mail.

The Mail has news on how readers can learn Spanish in a … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (66)

Big Brother 8 Contestants Revealed

THIS season’s Big Brother will feature a gay couple.

Stephen Ireland and James Joell will appear in the show and maybe even get married.

Not that the happy couple will be the … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (17)

Top Sporting Sex Scandals: Cristiano Ronaldo And John Terry Go To Pot

IN readiness for tomorrow’s FA Cup final, the Daily Sport pits Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo against Chelsea’s John Terry.

In this football smackdown the paper asks: “Who wins in the sack? … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (4)

Gemma Atkinson Keeps Them Crossed For Manchester United’s Ronaldo

INTERESTING to read on the front page of the Star that Gemma Atkinson is still stepping out with Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo.

Pictured with a sheet held to her high-pressured bosom, … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (19)

Andy Warhol Print Goes For Record Sum

CONSIDERING that it was originally picked up for £125 back in 1962, the £14 million paid for Andy Warhol’s ‘Lemon Marilyn’ print represents rather a good bit of business.

The work … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Money | Comment

NHS GPs’ £300 Million Drug Waste

IN bathrooms across the land, lurking at the back of the cabinet, will be at least one half-used bottle of tablets, years past its use-by-date. Add up all those unused … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)

Iran Watch: Fat Bottomed Girls On The Islamic Bicycle

IRAN’S an innovative palce. Not a day seems to pass without the leaders thinking of new and exciting ways to control the people. What are they so worried about? Read … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Rain Forecast: Greenpeace Build Noah’s Ark

GREENPEACE feels rain coming on.
ISTANBUL, Turkey (AP) – Environmental activists are building a replica of Noah’s Ark on Mount Ararat—where the biblical vessel is said to have landed after the … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Hillary Clinton’s Max Factor

HILLARY Clinton is about as pushy as piles. But these days the charmless one looks like she’s pushing comsetics at a shopping mall concession. And she wants you to … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Michael Jackson Sex Toys And Naked Boy Portraits For Sale

FANCY one of Michael Jackson’s sex toys or his portrait of naked boys?

They could soon be up for sale if Jackson isn’t careful, according to the New York Post’s gossipy … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (12)

Paris Hilton Goes To Hell…Naked

“INSIDE Paris’ Prison hell!” No, not the Bastille but the Century Regional Detention Center.

Paris is in tears. Faced with 45 days in choky for violating her probation, the woman who … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (3)

Robert Murat On Trial

ROBERT Murat’s face is known to all. Did you see his one eye? His face contorted with rage? His smoking a cigarette?

Camilla Cavendish sees Murat being tried by innuendo.
I began … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (5)

MPs Yellow Ribbons And Creepy Behaviour For Madeleine McCann

THEY’RE showing off their support for Madeleine McCann in the House of Commons. Gordon Brown’s eyes “filled with tears” (Sun) as he held the hand of Madeline McCann’s aunt Philomena.

Says … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Madeleine McCann | Comments (63)

Prince Harry Should Pay Us Back

HAVING spent years trying to convince the plebs they are just like the rest of us, the Royal Family are revealed as being something else. Prince Harry is not going … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Betfair Gives Anorak Readers Free Big Brother Money

ANORAK has partnered with Betfair for this season’s Big Brother. (We have to pay the bills.) And all Anorak customers will be in line for a FREE £10 bet! Open … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Madeleine McCann: Sergey Malinka And Robert Murat

MADELEINE McCann is still missing. And readers are introduced to Sergey Malinka.

In “RUSSIAN WEB GEEK QUIZZED”, the Mirror looks beyond Robert Murat and sees 22-year-old Malinka. His parents’ flat is … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (30)

Would Jew Believe It: Chelsea Fans Call Gary Lineker A ‘Yid’

“LINEKER is target of race hate,” says the Mirror. The paper looks on as former England footballer Gary Lineker walks to the stage. He is to present an award at … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (7)

Taking Big Brother’s Jodie Marsh Up The Aisle

BEFORE JADE Goody and Shilpa Shetty, Jodie Marsh was the celebrity victim of bullying on Celebrity Big Brother.

Sadly, Marsh is no Shetty and comes blessed with all the grace, poise … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (177)

Come Fly For Free: Ryanair Gives Flights Away

JUST when you thought flights couldn’t get any cheaper Ryanair decides to give flights away for free – paying the taxes, fees and charges.

After the offer went live yesterday at … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Money | Comment

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