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OJ Simpson – Truth Or Dare

What if OJ Simpson…

IS the OJ Simpson If I Did It book a scam cooked up by Judith Regan and her lover from her days in the tabloid business?

Back in … (read more)

Posted: 20th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Super Manny

John Reid’s naughty step

NO one says “Respect” any more, at least not anyone outside the walls of Westminster.

But in Government, Respect is due. Respect has a co-coordinator. Respect is longer … (read more)

Posted: 20th, November 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Rumsfeld Homoioteleuton

Quote: “He would clap his hands, lick his lips, narrow his eyes into a squinty gaze and extemporize, patronize, chastise, sermonize and crack wise all at the same time.” Linton … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Get Real

Tom Cruise – The Wedding

The moment we’ve been waiting for (not really) has arrived and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are officially husband and wife. Katie wore an off the … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment


American Beauty

Britney Spears & K-Ferret fight dirty; striking it rich in Blighty; Michael Jackson’s inner waxwork; Mike Tyson for rent; and Tom Cruise’s close encounters of the third kind…

PSSST! Wanna buy … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


James Bond Strips

Shaken Not Stirred

“There is no higher stakes in poker than the shirt of a man’s back,” says Englishman Jon Young, the World Strip Poker Champion.

He wants to take on Bond … (read more)

Posted: 17th, November 2006 | In: Money | Comment


Tom & Katie’s Close Encounters

LIKE Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Richard Dreyfuss in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, we are not alone.

Anorak is in Rome for the wedding of the year. With 500 … (read more)

Posted: 17th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Prince William Marries

THE one thing that remains unbroken from Princess Diana’s wedding to Prince Charles is our £1.20 mug bearing the smiling images of the newlyweds.

What hopes and dreams we had back … (read more)

Posted: 17th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


About The Houses

YOU have to hand it to Rupert and Mandy. Getting into the property market when the boom was just about to start was a masterstroke.

Rupert and Mandy are so successful … (read more)

Posted: 16th, November 2006 | In: Money | Comment


I’m With David Gest

I’m A Celebrity…

IT is as clear as Toby Anstis’s girlish complexion that Liza Minnelli got the better end of the deal in her marriage to David Gest.

Rather then being a … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Pamela Anderson’s Busted Flush

Pammy’s Busted Flush

Pamela Anderson is no longer as big in poker as she is in bikinis. Pamelapoker.com, Pammy’s eponymous online poker room, has closed.

The operation has been taken over by … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2006 | In: Money | Comment (1)


OJ Simpson To Star

WHEN the tabloids reported a couple of weeks ago that OJ Simpson was getting $3.5 million to put his name to a book called If I Did it, Here’s How … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Reid & Rights

IN October we read the Sun’s front-page headline: “LUNATIC GETS INTO No 10”. Today the Mail tells us: “FANTATIC AT THE HOME OFFICE.”

Just as the lunatic turned out not to … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


The Desert Orchid Hunters

IN between stories of how super casinos will do for us all and gambling addiction is waiting to decimate the country like a plague of winged Rogarians, comes some sad … (read more)

Posted: 14th, November 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment


I’m A Celebrity…

FOR fear of his facial plugs coming unstuck and pebble-dashing the jungle canopy, David Gest declined the offer to bungee jump into the I’m A Celebrity… encampment.

Until now, we’d snuggled … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Julia Roberts’ Slings & Arrows

JULIA Roberts suffered recently from one of the tabloids’ most poisonous darts of shame, the dreaded yellow arrow.

She got all dressed up and went out to a big Hollywood shinding … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment


Casualties Of War

MONDAY and there was talk of war.

“What did you do in the war?” asks the young lad.

“Well, son,” says the grandfather as he dandles the nipper on his aged knee. … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (6)


Model Wags

WITH Wag Danielle Lloyd sacked from her post as Miss GB for alleged vote rigging, a replacement is needed.

Time is pressing. Britain needs a champion of planet-saving beauty. But rather … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Eamonn Go Holmes

Pity poor Éamonn Holmes.

The Irishman is a fixture on British television, a colorful presenter and personality who’s moved from the news desk to quiz shows, and been splashed across the … (read more)

Posted: 10th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Michael Jackson’s Return

GRAB your crotch and squeal like a girl, it’s Michael Jackson.

The Sun says that “pop weirdo” Jacko has agreed to appear at something called The World Music Awards.

Like you, we … (read more)

Posted: 8th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Madonna Confesses

THERE are only a few things we do not know about Madonna.

And if she would be so good as to tell us a) the number of hairs on her head, … (read more)

Posted: 7th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


The Fab Fours

THE Brian Epstein of tribute groups is back in a big way, as Jerry Peluso’s Beatles experience, Fab Forever, premieres tomorrow night on the Las Vegas Strip with what will … (read more)

Posted: 6th, November 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment


Tony Blair Remembers

MONDAY and Tony Blair was writing in the Sun. He was issuing an ultimatum: “Pay up or the planet gets it.”

The madman would destroy us all! Tony’s weather machine can … (read more)

Posted: 4th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Rooney’s Dream Team

Everytime’s A Winner

Psssst! Wanna win the lottery? It’s easier than you think.

A group of university types have come up with a winning formula. The syndicate from Bradford University ensure that … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, November 2006 | In: Money | Comment


Miss Out

“MISS CHEAT BRITAIN,” announces the Mirror’s front page. “Miss GB sacked for fibbing about fling with judge Teddy.”

Teddy is Teddy Sheringham, forty-year-old Premiership footballer. Fitness fanatic Teddy is lover to … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment