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Anna Nicole’s Blue Lady

ANNA Nicole Smith is blue.

Orange celebrities are things of the past as the Enquirer unzips the body bag containing what’s left of Anna Nicole and looks at her “ashen blue” … (read more)

Posted: 9th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Heather Mills’ One-Step

HEATHER Mills McCartney unscrews her leg and executes a daring pirouette.

Heather is to star in American TV’s Dancing With Stars.

But her agonists are complaining of favourable treatment.

As … (read more)

Posted: 9th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Lindsay Lohan’s Auto-Graph

“LOOK, mom – it’s Lindsay Lohan.”

Erin Morrissey, 13, is excited. The native of Erieville, New York, is in Los Angeles on holiday.

She has spotted the starlet, no small thing given … (read more)

Posted: 9th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)


Spy School

“ARE schools being used to spy on your children?”

Most parents would hope so. What is a school report but a dossier of evidence? And – cruelty of cruelties – often … (read more)

Posted: 9th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Heather Mills’ Video Nasty

HEATHER Mills, estranged wife of Paul McCartney, is acting strangely.

The Mail has a picture of Heather sat behind the wheel of a large 4×4.

Such brazen behaviour in these days of … (read more)

Posted: 9th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


One Minute Wonder – Prince William & Kate Middleton

“BESOTTED Kate Middleton beamed with delight yesterday as boyfriend Prince William lovingly held her in his arms.”

The Sun has pictures of 25-year-old Kate and 24-year-old William touching each other … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Is Liz Hurley’s Baby Challenge

THE race is on – can Liz Hurley have her baby before her wedding ceremony ends?

Special it would be to see Hurley give birth before the wedding party arrives … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Victoria Beckham’s Public Diary

VICTORIA Beckham does not need a diary. Not when she has the Sun.

La Beckham, who is on dining terms with Sun editor Rebekah Wade, does not move without the … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (2)


Liz Hurley’s On Fire

WHAT is it about Liz Hurley that is so utterly sexless?

It’s a problem recognised by the Sun which realises Hurley is a woman less than the sum of her … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Antonella Barba – Porn Idol

American Idol’s Antonella Barba – an open letter…

“I FEEL for you, cause you’ve taken a lot of stick in the media. I think you’ve handled yourself well throughout, and I … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Where Cameron Fears To Tread

DAVID Cameron strides about an estate in Manchester. A hoodie approaches from the rear. The hoodie fires an imaginary gun.

And now the Mail reports that the boy, one Ryan … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Naomi Campbell’s Mop Job

NAOMI Campbell is to be punished.

As the Mirror reports (“NAOMI THE SCRUBBER”), the London-born model is to sweep floors at a New York office. This all part of her … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (2)


In The Stocks – Big Brother’s Danielle Lloyd Sues

TODAY Big Brother’s Danielle Lloyd will be wearing white fishnet sticking, a balconette bra and mauve satin suspenders.

And she will be suing the show that brought her to the … (read more)

Posted: 7th, March 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment


The Wag Trade – Is Cassie Sumner For Real

WAGS Boutique – the TV show no-one’s talking about – has introduced the world to Cassie Sumner.

But for a while it seemed that glamour model Cassie had not been … (read more)

Posted: 7th, March 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (2)


Pamela Anderson’s Jung Man

THE swimwear has run from red to white but Pamela Anderson remains recognisable.

But time moves on and Pamela is no longer a model/actress – she’s a model/actress/singer. And, as … (read more)

Posted: 7th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Caller Beware – TV Quiz Show Scam

CAN we be sure that Richard Hammond is the rightful holder of the title Digital Satellite Personality of the Year?

As the Star reports, for the second year running Hammond … (read more)

Posted: 7th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Endless Love – Liz Hurley’s Wedding

WE’VE reached the mid-way point in the Liz Hurley wedding to Arun Nayer.

And before all of India can dance and sing and the party decamps from India for the … (read more)

Posted: 7th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Coleen McGloughlin & Wayne Rooney’s Score Drawers

“WAG Coleen McLoughlin is refusing to ask Wayne Rooney for a Hollywood-style prenup.”

So says the Sun, which seems to have got things the wrong way around. Surely if anyone … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2007 | In: Back pages | Comment


Meet Fatalie

THE campaign to name and shame every fat child in the UK unearths Natalie Cox.

Natalie – known to millions of Mail readers and school wags as Fatalie – is 15 … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (2)


Liz Hurley’s Trollope

BUT what of Liz Hurley’s wedding? What is it like?

The Mail knows. It has an “insider” at the do.

The paper hears from Rosemary Trollope, mother to Aga Saga … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Liz Hurley’s On Fire

WHAT is it about Liz Hurley that is so utterly sexless?

It’s a problem recognised by the Sun which realises Hurley is a woman less than the sum of her … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Uno More Time – Princess Diana’s Back

PRINCESS DIANA looks out the window of the fabled sixth floor of Harvey Nichols, tilts her head and smiles.

Down at ground level the people are reading about her. And … (read more)

Posted: 5th, March 2007 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Danielle Lloyds’s Nightmare

BIG Brother’s Danielle’s Lloyd – but no longer Teddy Sheringham’s Danielle Lloyd – is ready to tell us more.

In customary position on the Star’s front page, and in traditional … (read more)

Posted: 5th, March 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Olivier Martinez On Wolves & Kylie Minogue

OLIVIER Martinez, the man who would have been Mr Kylie Minogue, is in conversation with OK!.

Before Martinez can speak, the French actor’s dad Robert tells us: “Kylie wants Olivier … (read more)

Posted: 5th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Red Alert As Prince Harry Is Kidnapped

“AL-QAEDA TARGET HARRY.”

So says the Sun on its front page.

As scoops go this one’s right up there with “Jordan Sleeps On Back” and “Bin Laden Finds Soup In … (read more)

Posted: 5th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment