Kelly first came … (read more)

Figure of Speech: innuendo, the winking figure. From the Latin, meaning … (read more)

And so it is that Big Brother’s Shilpa Shetty pulls on a white sari, a garland of flowers and heads to the Houses of … (read more)

Britney Spears is waiting for her accountant. Her manager. Her publicist. Britney Spears is waiting for her people to arrive.

According to Britney’s former nanny, the … (read more)

Young Harry knows that there are bigger fights to fight than the brawl at London’s Mahiki Club.

As Dirk Tourette, … (read more)

In PIES AND PREJUDICE”, the Sun looks over the fare on offer at Mad O’Rourke’s Pie Factory.

Why anyone should want to dine at an eatery where the … (read more)

The Express’s introduces the “astronaut avenger”. Named Captain Lisa Nowak, this space ranger can be seen in her orange flight … (read more)

So says the Mail’s Allison Pearson, who has, like the rest of us, been observing Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan.

Allison says Grant looks more like the … (read more)

Kylie’s now ex-lover is French actor Olivier Martinez. And Kylie revenge is to have… Well, can you guess?

Did Kylie: a) … (read more)

“SHILPA DELIGHTED – Ready to meet the Queen and Prime Minister.”

“JADE DESTROYED – Jack’s flirting with Danielle sends her to rehab.”

So goes … (read more)

The Star’s front-page news is supported by a shot of Danielle’s Lloyd, the woman who is in Dubai … (read more)

Silverton, all lip gloss and eye-catching bad fashion, is too routinely awful to escape the suspicion that it … (read more)

The Mirror, ever tuned in to the zeitgeist, uses its front page to trumpet the band that will conquer the world.

With their uniform mop top hair-dos and simple catchy … (read more)

This is “wildchild” Kelly Osbourne, the mushroom-shaped daughter of vibrating rocker Ozzy and Pixie-voiced discount food shopper Sharon.

Kelly is “wild-eyed”, says the Star. And we … (read more)

The Mail is not wrong. The nine stills of Kate Moss are nothing short of shocking. And the … (read more)

If ever there was a tale to inspire and show that the UK is a land … (read more)

Big Brother’s Jade Goody continues to make front-page news in the Star.

“Troubled Big Brother star too angry for anger management sessions”,” comes the teaser.

Is this possible? … (read more)

So says the Times’s front page. And we read of “Ten-minute lessons” and “week-long projects”.

Such are the plans to restructure the Key Stage … (read more)

So says the Sun, which “FINDS HANDAKE ROW WPC”.

In truth, the paper might not have had to look all that hard for the Muslim copper … (read more)

Its takes Faria Alam, the former Football Association secretary, whose games of keep-uppy in … (read more)

“KYLIE CAD CRUZ SCHMOOZE,” announces the Mirror’s front page.

There’s a picture of Olivier Martinez. … (read more)

What’s this? Britney Spears, pop tart, estranged wife to rapping rodent K-Ferret and baby juggler par excellence is in rehab, that refuge for the tired and emotional … (read more)

ON Monday we listened as millions and more Britishers tried to pronounce the name Shilpa Shetty, the Big Brother Bollywood babe.

And it is important that you try to say it … (read more)

We all know how Big Brother begins, but how … (read more)

In “Paris is best for romps’”, the Sun gets to work compiling a list of the best celebrity shags.

To aid the Sun’s … (read more)