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Meet The NEETs

WHAT with the education system in disarray, and young people, demonised and always in danger of a copping an ASBO, should it really come as a surprise that a “lost … (read more)

Posted: 10th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Open Your Old Bank Accounts

CLEVERLY linking Easter with the idea of a ‘nest-egg’, the Mirror urges us all to “dig around your old bank books” in order to find sums of money that you … (read more)

Posted: 10th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


Patricia Hewitt Is Politically Incorrect On Smoking Turney

Health Secretary Patricia Hewitt’s splenetic take on the Iran hostage situation and Faye Turney is now a matter of record – “It was deplorable that the woman hostage should be … (read more)

Posted: 10th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


She’s A Doll – Faye Turney Makes President Ahmadinejad Squirm

“HOW I MADE TYRANT AHMADINEJAD SQUIRM,” says the Sun as readers move into day two of the Faye Turney story.

One day the Sun will let Turney go, put an end … (read more)

Posted: 10th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Faye Turney And The Mummy Of All Hostages

IRAN HOSTAGE EXCLUSIVE,” ANNOUNCES The Sun. “Tears as Faye holds little Molly again.”

To borrow from the language of Saddam Hussein, this is the Mother of all Hostage Stories. “MUMMY MUMMY,” … (read more)

Posted: 10th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


The Party Line – American Idol Sanjaya Malakar Is Not A Rat

ARE India and Indians responsible for the success of Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol? There are many questions on the matter of Sanjaya.

Is Sanjaya worthy of comment primarily because he … (read more)

Posted: 9th, April 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (7)


Nun Shall Sleep – An Extremist View Of Heaven

TWO religions in one joke. If anyone can find a Jew or a Hindu we can champion equality. Click the image for a bigger version.

Spotter: Cheryl … (read more)

Posted: 9th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Perfect Orgasms Every Time And A Great Butty

FOUR researchers at the Department of Food Science, Leeds university, have created the formula for the perfect bacon butty is: N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + … (read more)

Posted: 9th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Nicole Kidman’s Nappy Talk

NICOLE Kidman’s representative tells the world: “She is about to get on a horse in the outback and breaking brumbies [free-roaming Australian horse]. I hardly think she will be able … (read more)

Posted: 9th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Pssst! Wanna See Paris Hilton’s Backside?

PARIS Hilton livens up a slow news day by showing everyone her backside. You can see it here. In yer face, Faye Turney. Topsy That! … (read more)

Posted: 9th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Iran’s Boss Goodie Bag – Suits For Guns

IRAN got:
2 Pacific 22 Mark II rigid in flatables – £200,000 each
1 Navy GPS system -£2,000
14 SA80 rifles -£500 each
Two 9mm pistols -£200 each
Personal radios -£80 each
440 cigarettes (Marlboro Lights … (read more)

Posted: 9th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Arnold Schwarzenegger Bombs

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger is to address this year’s Tory party conference. Arnie, governor of California, will tells the Blues how a breed of superior robots will kills us all. And talk … (read more)

Posted: 9th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Keeping Mum In Iran – Captive Batchelor Tells Of Turney’s Hugs

IRAN hostage veteran Arthur Batchelor ,20, is speakling to the Mirror. It’s an interesting read for those wondering about and the role of women in the military.

Says Batchelor: “Topsy kept … (read more)

Posted: 9th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Faye Turney On Iran, Ahmadinejad, Knickers And Freedom

FRESH from an audience with President Ahmadinejad of Iran, Faye Turney looks out at Sun readers.

Pictured with an Ahmadinejad own brand headscarf in her hand, Turney strikes a defiant blow … (read more)

Posted: 9th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (14)


Fashion Crimes – LibDems Follow Ahmadinejad and Hindmarsh’s Lines

“SET ME FREE – Or I’ll go the papers!” runs the threatening message on the Royal Marine’s new range of baseball caps, T-shirts and key fobs.

Official merchandise comes in a … (read more)

Posted: 9th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Iran Hostages -Blame Tony Blair

From Anorak Forums on Iran hostages, Tony Blair and President Ahmadinejad.

“YOUR released hostages! You were not at war with Iran nor they with you, one can only shudder to think … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Anna Nicole Smith’s Blue Period

ANORAK’S inflatable and – crucuially – deflatable Anna Nicole Smith doll is selling well.

But we are not the only ones in the Anna Nicole memorabilia business. For sale on … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Brit Blog Round-Up

WELCOME to the wandering Britblog roundup, the best of the British blogosphere, as nominated (by and large) by the British blogosphere, writes Natalie Bennett.

Traditionally it starts with politics, but I … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


President Ahmadinejad Of Iran Does Big Brother

WHAT if the Iranian hostages/non-booze cruise crisis was all part of a show? What if it were all an act, a form of entertainment to busy our minds? What if … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment (1)


Faye Turney And Iran Hostages Strike It Rich

NEWS today that MOD has decided the 15 captives can sell their stories to the Press – Faye Turney reported to have already sold story of her ordeal for £100k.

As … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Hard As Nails

“THE devotees’ palms and feet were attached to wooden crosses with 4-inch nails soaked in alcohol to prevent infection after a nearly mile-long walk to the mound, each carrying a … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Gordon Brown’s Free Money

I’M pretty sure that most readers of the Mail on Sunday probably dislike Brown anyway and their story this morning about his days at University and what he wrote will … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Glossing Over The Fight At Liz Hurley’s Wedding

HAVING taken in England, India and Elton John’s 60th birthday in New York, the wedding of Liz Hurley and Arun Nayar should be approaching the groom’s native Leeds any day … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Stuck On You – Gemma Atkinson Throws Her Knickers At Cristiano Ronaldo

THANKS to the wonders of the world wide web, news of Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend Gemma Atkinson comes with a slideshow.

Now while mum and dad learn via the papery News of … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (76)


Urban Planning – Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant

I hear Shiloh is looking for an apostle

NICOLE Kidman, formerly Tom Cruise’s tall wife, the woman now married to singer Keith Urban, is pregnant.

This is the New Of The … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (6)