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Marriage Is A Risky Business

Tom Cruise is walking on air, Britney’s into Paris, Heather Mills is good and Charles & Camilla’s theme park…

STANDING before a scene reminiscent of the Creation, the backdrop lit as … (read more)

Posted: 25th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comments (2)


Awags The Lads

Wags, Awags and bikinis

HEADY times for insomniacs as cricket’s Ashes series begins in earnest.

As England’s Stephen Harmison tripped like an insecure giraffe to the crease and propelled the first ball … (read more)

Posted: 24th, November 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment


Bonded Labour

James Bond; Lottery

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Staying with James Bond, we learn that William Hills have opened a book on how many films Daniel Craig will play the secret agent in.

Four films is the … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, November 2006 | In: Money | Comment


Tom Cruise’s Guests Of Honour

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes – we were there

LAST week OK! invited us to the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

It was unspecified whether or not we should rip … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, November 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


OJ’s Simpson’s Kill Fee”

OJ Simpson’s crafty Fox

RUPERT Murdoch is a very forgiving boss.

He’ll shrug off scandal. He’ll laugh off journalistic crimes. He’ll ignore breaches in social etiquette. He considers “ethics” to be a … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


President Nazarbayez Meets Borat

Kazakhstan’s funniest moments 

LET’S talk about comedy with Sacha Baron Cohen, a Jewish comedian in the mould of Lenny Bruce, The Marx Brothers and the great Jerry Sadowitz.

There are few things more … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


OJ Simpson – Truth Or Dare

What if OJ Simpson…

IS the OJ Simpson If I Did It book a scam cooked up by Judith Regan and her lover from her days in the tabloid business?

Back in … (read more)

Posted: 20th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Super Manny

John Reid’s naughty step

NO one says “Respect” any more, at least not anyone outside the walls of Westminster.

But in Government, Respect is due. Respect has a co-coordinator. Respect is longer … (read more)

Posted: 20th, November 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Rumsfeld Homoioteleuton

Quote: “He would clap his hands, lick his lips, narrow his eyes into a squinty gaze and extemporize, patronize, chastise, sermonize and crack wise all at the same time.” Linton … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Get Real

Tom Cruise – The Wedding

The moment we’ve been waiting for (not really) has arrived and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are officially husband and wife. Katie wore an off the … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment


American Beauty

Britney Spears & K-Ferret fight dirty; striking it rich in Blighty; Michael Jackson’s inner waxwork; Mike Tyson for rent; and Tom Cruise’s close encounters of the third kind…

PSSST! Wanna buy … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


James Bond Strips

Shaken Not Stirred

“There is no higher stakes in poker than the shirt of a man’s back,” says Englishman Jon Young, the World Strip Poker Champion.

He wants to take on Bond … (read more)

Posted: 17th, November 2006 | In: Money | Comment


Tom & Katie’s Close Encounters

LIKE Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Richard Dreyfuss in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, we are not alone.

Anorak is in Rome for the wedding of the year. With 500 … (read more)

Posted: 17th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Prince William Marries

THE one thing that remains unbroken from Princess Diana’s wedding to Prince Charles is our £1.20 mug bearing the smiling images of the newlyweds.

What hopes and dreams we had back … (read more)

Posted: 17th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


About The Houses

YOU have to hand it to Rupert and Mandy. Getting into the property market when the boom was just about to start was a masterstroke.

Rupert and Mandy are so successful … (read more)

Posted: 16th, November 2006 | In: Money | Comment


I’m With David Gest

I’m A Celebrity…

IT is as clear as Toby Anstis’s girlish complexion that Liza Minnelli got the better end of the deal in her marriage to David Gest.

Rather then being a … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Pamela Anderson’s Busted Flush

Pammy’s Busted Flush

Pamela Anderson is no longer as big in poker as she is in bikinis. Pamelapoker.com, Pammy’s eponymous online poker room, has closed.

The operation has been taken over by … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2006 | In: Money | Comment (1)


OJ Simpson To Star

WHEN the tabloids reported a couple of weeks ago that OJ Simpson was getting $3.5 million to put his name to a book called If I Did it, Here’s How … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Reid & Rights

IN October we read the Sun’s front-page headline: “LUNATIC GETS INTO No 10”. Today the Mail tells us: “FANTATIC AT THE HOME OFFICE.”

Just as the lunatic turned out not to … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


The Desert Orchid Hunters

IN between stories of how super casinos will do for us all and gambling addiction is waiting to decimate the country like a plague of winged Rogarians, comes some sad … (read more)

Posted: 14th, November 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment


I’m A Celebrity…

FOR fear of his facial plugs coming unstuck and pebble-dashing the jungle canopy, David Gest declined the offer to bungee jump into the I’m A Celebrity… encampment.

Until now, we’d snuggled … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Julia Roberts’ Slings & Arrows

JULIA Roberts suffered recently from one of the tabloids’ most poisonous darts of shame, the dreaded yellow arrow.

She got all dressed up and went out to a big Hollywood shinding … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment


Casualties Of War

MONDAY and there was talk of war.

“What did you do in the war?” asks the young lad.

“Well, son,” says the grandfather as he dandles the nipper on his aged knee. … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (6)


Model Wags

WITH Wag Danielle Lloyd sacked from her post as Miss GB for alleged vote rigging, a replacement is needed.

Time is pressing. Britain needs a champion of planet-saving beauty. But rather … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Eamonn Go Holmes

Pity poor Éamonn Holmes.

The Irishman is a fixture on British television, a colorful presenter and personality who’s moved from the news desk to quiz shows, and been splashed across the … (read more)

Posted: 10th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment