DIZZY writes of “a truly remarkable development in the world of global politics … (read more)

It was believed that having been captured … (read more)

Did you enter the phone-in competition because:

A) You have been warned off calling the emergency services and “nice-sounding” Gary at the pizza delivery firm and … (read more)

Or to put it another way: “SHILPA SHETTY – Bollywood Babe is to star in Oz Big Bruv” (Star).

Can it be … (read more)

A song to warm the cockles as Arsenal fans wake up to the news that no less … (read more)

A cross makes the spot for Dani. And what … (read more)

In a rare departure from the paper’s usual shot of a beaming Diana, readers are today confronted by a glum … (read more)

Like you, dear reader, we too feel sullied to have even read that … (read more)

As TMZ reports, Malakar tells … (read more)

Bryan Appleyard is talking about Web 2.0. He says: “Freedom has its uses, I’m a … (read more)

Could not the War on Terror be won by spreading the love and letting … (read more)

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to stop students calling male teachers sir when they dont have … (read more)

Tony Blair will leave Downing Street “well before” the next general election, says Jack Straw.

The Sun reveals that Blair will step … (read more)

“Revealed – radiation threat from new wireless computer networks,” it thunders.

“Teachers demand … (read more)

“Because there isn’t enough new information to fill the infinite void allotted to these stories, the press quickly succumbs to a … (read more)

The sticky fingers of adolescent humour were not allowed to impinge on the debate. … (read more)

“The morning after the shooting at Virginia Tech, the wife of professor Liviu Librescu e-mailed his students, asking them to tell her what happened … (read more)

THE shrunken gene pool that populates the Hollywood Hills is growing ever smaller. New blood is needed to stop … (read more)

Ms Giovanni is no angst-ridden teenage student. She is a University Distinguished Professor in literature and black studies. Does … (read more)

You say toilet. I say lavatory. Let’s call the whole thing off.

Wills is now “Freeeeeee”. Wills … (read more)

As the Independent reports, a man has been seen. Security footage taken from the 12th floor of the Pegasus Hotel in Kingston, Jamaica, … (read more)

“My heart aches. Of course I … (read more)