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Blair On A Gee String

Tony Blair, Matt Damon, Jennifer Lopez and the Bee Gees make jam like it’s 2007…

HOW long before we are hailing Lord Robin Gibb of Gee’s Bee?

It may be too early … (read more)

Posted: 29th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Simon Cowell & Jessica Simpson Holiday

SIMON Cowell spent his Christmas holiday giving his pasty mantits some tanning in Barbados, writes Dlisted.com.

He was joined by the hotness that is Michael Winner. Hmm…

DAMN! Scary Spice aka Mel B … (read more)

Posted: 27th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Barrow Boys & Girls

IT’S official – Britain is bonkers for ‘the barrow’.

Almost half of us say the Wheelbarrow, which involves the man holding the woman’s legs as if they were the handles of … (read more)

Posted: 26th, December 2006 | In: Broadsheets | Comment


Yo, Earth!

QUOTE: “When? I mean, when is the predicted cataclysm?” Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia on global warming.

Figure of Speech: Straw Man fallacy, the sneaky issue-switch.

Twelve states, three cities and 13 … (read more)

Posted: 26th, December 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Celebrity Big Brother Is Back

CELEBRITY Big Brother is back.

The show that reduced Vanessa Feltz to meltdown, reunited Jackie Stallone with her former daughter-in-law Brigitte Nielson and made a C-list star of Chantelle Houghton is … (read more)

Posted: 25th, December 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lampard Shoots – And Scores?

IT’S not every day you meet a Spanish chauffeuse.

And the exotic nature of such a meeting may have been what unbalanced Frank Lampard, the Chelsea and England footballer. Did it … (read more)

Posted: 21st, December 2006 | In: Back pages | Comments (2)


To The Manor Osbourne

OZZY Osbourne rests his hands on the bare shoulders of his wife, the pixie-voiced Sharon.

This is not Ozzy, the vibrating man of rock, steadying himself, reaching out for the most … (read more)

Posted: 19th, December 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment


The Pitts

“BRAD & JEN BACK IN LOVE!” is the annoucement.

And the report is that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, for it is they, are in love not with Angelina Jolie, Vince … (read more)

Posted: 18th, December 2006 | In: Reviews | Comments (10)


OJ Simpson – Another Victim

RUPERT Murdoch has fired Judith Regan.

Word came tonight, meant to be buried as a weekend begins, just as Rupert’s NewsCorp Christmas party was getting into swing, with Bill O’Reilly whispering … (read more)

Posted: 18th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Denying The Truth

WHO better than to face down Iran’s Holocaust Denial Conference than Our Man Elli in Israel, New York City born and now living and working as a TV jbnournalist in … (read more)

Posted: 15th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Tony Blair’s Word Of Honours

CONSPIRACY?

Why did the Stevens Report into the death of Princess Diana emerge on the same day Tony Blair became the first serving British Prime Minister to be questioned by police … (read more)

Posted: 15th, December 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Nicole Richie Does Mel Gibson

Nicole Richie beats Paris Hilton

ALL of 85 pounds, whacked out on Vicodin and pot, Nicole Richie cheated death and vehicular homicide – while besting fellow celebutard Paris Hilton’s measly “erratic … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Move On

BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie are looking at something on the ground on Hello!’s Cover page.
The couple, along with their three children, are sat on a patch of green. All … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Spoonfeeding George Bush

Quote: “I don’t want to put too much in his mouth now, but there was not one bit of argument.” Lawrence Eagleburger, secretary of state under the first President Bush, … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Fit For Purpose

AS Cherie Blair despatches her private Christmas cards, each wrapped in a plain brown envelope and then secreted between the covers of Barrister’s Husbands, the Mail sees some other seasonal … (read more)

Posted: 12th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Nicked Richie

NICOLE Richie stares out from the page.

Richie is the American famous for being the adopted daughter of singer Lionel Richie, 5ft 1in small and so light she can fall to … (read more)

Posted: 12th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Cherie Blair’s Blue Period

CHERIE BLAIR stands with her dress unbuttoned. She wears no underwear. It is Monday. It is cold and it is raining.

But this is no revolution. Cherie has not been stripped … (read more)

Posted: 11th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Fashion’s Goons

KATE Moss was in trouble again. Kate Moss was in a fur coat.

Not for Kate tabby or rat but the softest to-die-for mink. And it looked good on her. The … (read more)

Posted: 9th, December 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment


Heading Home

Heading Home

Since 1998, British actor Clive Arrindell has shaved his noggin and headed off to Spain.

There he is the fairy godfather El Calvo [the Bald], star of Spain’s popular Christmas … (read more)

Posted: 8th, December 2006 | In: Money | Comment


Iran’s Vile Holocaust Denial

WITH the likes of Katie Couric, Brian Williams and Anderson Cooper reading us the news of the day, we here in the States tend to take major world events a little … (read more)

Posted: 6th, December 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


How To Get Ahead In Hollywood

THERE’S a new Hollywood success story that’s giving new life to an old Hollywood myth- that with enough spunk and talent, anyone can break into the industry – and you … (read more)

Posted: 5th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Property – Picking Your Spot

BETWEEN 1991 and 2001, homes in Weybridge, Surrey, rose in value by, on average, 175% from £120,000 to £329,000.

The housing boom was in full flow and any property owners in … (read more)

Posted: 4th, December 2006 | In: Money | Comment


Kicking His Evil Axis

Quote: “Hitting Kim Jong Il Right in the Cognac” — Washington Post headline.

Figure of Speech: metonymy (meh-TON-ih-mee), the symbol swap. From the Greek, meaning “name change.”

America is starting to get … (read more)

Posted: 4th, December 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Love Me Baby One More Time

Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears back

ON the day the British press produce pictures of Britney stepping out with oil heir Brandon Davies, the Enquirer hears Kevin Federline beg: “TAKE ME … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment


Murder Burkas

Ronald McDonald’s halal burkas

THE Express has a picture of a drug dealer being beheaded in Saudi Arabia. And another shot of a women stuck in a pit and making ready … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)