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Nicole Richie’s Simple Wife

NICOLE Richie wears a $2,350 ring.

Nicole does not wear this ring about her waist like a hula-hoop but on a finger. Nicole has gained 10lbs, says the Enquirer. She now … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


No Sex Please We’re Japanese

“THE situation is dismal,” says Kunio Kitamura, the director of Japan’s Family Planning Association. According to official statistics, 34.6 per cent of couple’s have not had relations for more than … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Trouble In Store & Supermarket

“TESCO jails’ and more DNA testing planned.

So says the Times’ front-page headline.

Home Office proposals are for retail jails.

One is being planned for London’s Selfridges department store. The intention is that … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Today We’re Ethnic-Profiling Ann Coulter

Quote: “What stopped last week’s terrorist attack was ethnic profiling … It is a fact that you could not catch 24 Muslim terrorists by surveilling everyone in Britain equally.” Traitor-hunting … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment (1)


Kevin Federline’s Life Swap With Britney

KEVIN Federline, estranged husband to the still more estranged Britney Spears, is holding up a small T-shirt baring the legend “Pooparazzi”.

Why K-Ferret should be doing this we are not told.

We … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Britney Spears – Nil By North & South

BRITNEY Spears does not do things by half.

As the Enquirer reports. Britney is “BATTLING THREE DISEASES.”

We could engage you in a game of guess the diseases, producing a list of … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Liz Hurley’s Carbon Dating

IS Liz Hurley carbon neutral?

With so many sharp intakes of breath at her wedding to Arun Nayar, the planet may well be in Liz’s debt. We may even have to … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Mel B & Eddie Murphy – Spot The Difference

FORMER spice Girl Mel B says the father of her baby is Eddie Murphy.

The Sun has a picture of the woman who was once Scary showing the world that in … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (7)


Heather Mills Like A Pig In Muck

HEATHER Mills is on a pig farm.

Is this the chance pigkind has been waiting for? With celebrity pig tosser Rebecca Loos having wrung out and hung up her rubber gloves, … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Blue Peter Toys With Orphans

“BLUE CHEATER,” announces the Star’s front page. And instantly we fear the worst.

Has a star on flagship BBC children’s show Blue Peter been caught cheating?

Realising that John Leslie once fronted … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


ID Cards – Tony Blair’s Big Debate

TONY Blair’s ID cards. Discuss.

And while you’re at it, discuss show big they will be.

The size of a credit card? Bigger?

What about as big as a postcard? A picture on … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


David Cameron’s New Left & Old Right

DANNY Finkelstein has just posted suggesting that the side David Cameron parts his hair has changed.

I’m not sure how this is possible though as parting are usually dictated by where … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment (1)


Wasting Energy On CO2

ONE day, in the not too distant future I hope, politicians will stop playing one-upmanship with environmental policy and will also stop all this silly talk about CO2, writes Dizzy.

No … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)


David Cameron Uncut

“PLEASE, please, *please* be aware that this is satire; David Cameron does NOT smack his children… he has someone who follows him in a car and does it for him.”

Bloggerheads … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (3)


Lindsay Lohan Dad Released; Lohan Daughter Questioned

AS we’d tipped you off in a world exclusive, Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan was released from prison this morning and headed home to a new chance at a fresh … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Britney Spears Against The Paparazzi

AFTER viewing the photos of Britney Spears’ umbrella attack on the paparazzi, I felt as though I had gazed upon something I wasn’t meant to see, writes 14.

It felt a … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)


Sienna Miller Sprays Away

SIENNA Miller, professional girlfriend and fulltime blonde, is in conversation with the Sun.

Says Sienna: “They put make-up all over your body so looks like you have a nice bum and … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)


Liz Hurley Leeds On

After Liz Hurley’s Movable Feast

DAY three and Liz Hurley and Arun are mixing with so many fire-eaters, dancers and musicians.

As a wedding, this has much in common with the kind … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Stardust In Their Eyes

NEWS to gladden the hearts of they who seek to new do down Manchester’s new super casino before it’s opened – a video of the Las Vegas Stardust Hotel-Casino being … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)


Liz Hurley’s Moving Feast

After Liz Hurley’s Henna Night…

DAY two of the latest leg of Liz Hurley’s wedding to Arun Nayar and we are on a magical mystery tour.

Where are we heading to? Are … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Rouble At (Heather) Mills – Roman Abramovich’s Divorce

WITH Heather Mills’ divorce turning out to be something less than advertised (what happened to the £200million she was getting?), the paper spots Roman Abramovich.

So much for Paul McCartney and … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Money | Comments (4)


Big Brother’s Jade Goody Not Sari Enough

“JADE’S NEW RACE ROW,” announces the Star’s front page.

News is that Jade Goody has been “snubbed” by an Asian magazine.

“SARI JADE, WE JUST DON’T WANT YOU!”

Realising how the Star’s owners … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


Liz Hurley’s Henna Night

IF the wedding is anything to by Liz Hurley and Arun Nayar’s marriage will prove to be enduring.

Indeed, it can’t be too long until Hurley and her Leeds-born lover have … (read more)

Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Ann Coulter’s Delicate Flower

MORE on American conservative nodding head Ann Coulter. You can find more about her here. And see how Fox News may bring her story to light in the video… … (read more)

Posted: 13th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (3)


Heather Mills’ Straight Talking

NOT yet divorced from Heather Mills, we listen to her speaking.

In conversation on American morning TV, Heather is looking forward to her outing on Dancing With The Stars, the translated … (read more)

Posted: 13th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)