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The Simpleton Life – A Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Exclusive

14 has obtained the exclusive image of the Simple Life Goes To Camp promo poster  – starring Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie -before it was heavily altered in Photoshop.

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Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Prince William – Pull The Other One

”FOR a start William did not invite me back to Bovvy,” says Lisa Agar, 19, the girl who danced with in a Bournemouth club.

“It was one of his friends … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)

New Labour, New Neighbour – Hazel Blears’ Local Video

HAZEL Blears, MP for Salford, has taken her campaign to video.

In the race to take over from John Prescott as deputy Labour leader, Hazel has produced three videos on YouTube.

Says … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment (1)

Why Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Chose Shiloh

Angelina Jolie’s brother Jame Haven explains: “At the last second, my parents gave me Haven instead. It was very cool when Brad and Angie came to me and said: ‘We’re … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

The Burning Bush – Neil Bush On Ignite, Maria & George Bush

THERE’S only one George W Bush.

But in case Dubya didn’t make it to the top job in the White House, George H W Bush and his mother Barbra had three … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

US Press Says Let’s Not Noogie Ahmadinejad’s Iran

“A DEMEANING, undignified, humiliating spectacle.” The New York Daily News op-ed page was unequivocal about the denouement of the Iran hostage crisis.

“To watch Royal Marine Capt. Chris Air, senior officer … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

Is Pete Doherty The New Britney Spears And Burning For Lohan

WILL Peter Doherty do for London’s Cold Steel tattoo parlour what Britney Spears did for the Body and Soul house of ink in Sherman Oaks?

The Star reports that the pop … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

An Easter Poem For Bloggers

Easter – a pome by S. Duck, aged 41 (all his own work)

Blood in his eyes
From the crown

Flesh ripped from his bones
As he hangs

Can’t breathe
Can’t scream

He closes his eyes
Sees his … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

The Streets Have Eyes

IT is truly staggering I think, the manner in which creeping surveillance and the infrastructure for a genuine Orwellian nightmare is so casually implemented by the Government.

The news that the … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Coleen McLoughlin Takes The Cake

“WITH her adoring fiancé by her side COLEEN McLOUGHLIN is joined by family and premier league friends for the party of a lifetime.”

So says Hello! in the official invitation to … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Kevin Federline’s Brother Nicked

Kevin Federline’s 20-year-old brother Cameron has been arrested in Pendelton, Oregon, for booze-realted crimes.

According to records obtained by Star magazine, 20-year-old Cameron, pleaded guilty the charges of “providing liquor to … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Shares In The Halifax’s Money

IN a story that is sure to warm the heart of, well, basically everyone, the Daily Mail reports that the Halifax has been on the receiving end of an embarrassing … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment

“Big Brother Was Fixed”

BIG Brother is fixed.

After days of trying to keep Big Brother in the public eye, the Star has stumbled upon a story.

It hears from a “top Big Brother executive”. And … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

The Great Easter Egg Race

WHAT does Easter mean to you?

A period of religious reflection? An opportunity to spend quality time with the family?

The key weekend in the Premiership?

Well, for the retail trade, the holiday … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment

A Grey Pound Saga

IT seems that it’s Club 50-90 rather than Club 18-30 where the real money is.

Saga, the company who organise holidays for the over-50s, has decided to land its staff a … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)

Gordon Brown’s A Good Egg

IN the past couple of weeks it’s fair to say that the Times has not exactly been friendly towards Gordon Brown, writes Dizzy. 

First we had the “Black Tuesday” front page … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Keith Richards’ Snorter

Follwing on from the story of how Keith Richards snorted his dead dad’s ashes, this just in.

Keith’s rep Jane Rose tells MTV: “Said in jest. Can’t believe anyone took in … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Suits You Ahmadinejad – Why Iran Frees British Sailors

“WE had no idea they were going to be freed so soon,” a Whitehall insider tells the Times.

But free they are. And the 15 Royal Navy personal are not coming … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (13)

Idoits, Lunatics, Deaf & Dumb

AN election pack created by Bournemouth Borough Council states that “lunatics and idiots” and “deaf and dumb persons” are disqualified from standing.

Can this be right?

Matt Pitcher, electoral services officer, explains: “The … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Guilty Or Not?

 

MEET Michael Edward Thompson. As reported, Thompson was arrested by South Carolina police and charged with inhaling toxic vapors. As the police notes state, at the time of his arrest, … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Strange But True | Comments (8)

A Hunger Strike For Sanjaya Malakar & Heather Mills

NOW how would an anonymous woman claiming she’d gone on a hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar was eliminated from American Idol become international news?

The story seemed to be a fake … (read more)

Posted: 4th, April 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)

Britney Spears’ Biggest Mistake Is…

BRITNEY Spears is reported to have told Keven Federline: “You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies.”

There have been many mistakes. What do you think Britney’s biggest error … (read more)

Posted: 4th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Iran President Ahmadinejad Denies

WATCHING the news on the now freed hostages in Iran raises a lot of interesting points for Poldraw.

Some are more valid than others, such as the comparison with illegal … (read more)

Posted: 4th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)

American Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar Is Stern Con

AMERICAN IDOL’S song whisperer Sanjaya Malakar turns in another memorable, winning performance.

And audience member holds aloft a sign that reads “Sanjaya is my Papaya”.

And one of the show’s executive producers … (read more)

Posted: 4th, April 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)

A Celebrity’s Progress – Jesse Metcalfe Away From Girls Aloud’s Nadine

LOOK on, dear reader, as the celebrity makes his way from the city of self destruction to the celestial city of stars that we call Rehab.

“What shall I do?” he … (read more)

Posted: 4th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

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