Fifty stone (700 lbs) Patty Brown … (read more)

Swedish couple Michael and Karolina Tomaro want to call their daughter Metallica. “It suits her,” says Karolina Tomaro. “She’s decisive and she knows what she wants.”

But … (read more)

What did Keith snort? The clue is in the … (read more)

It has seen an example of “cyber-bullying” in which a teacher at a school in … (read more)

Figure of Speech: concessio (con-CESS-io), the figure of agreeability.

We’re seeing a bold new strategy in the White House … (read more)

“Coroner says she will not reveal Charles and Philip secret papers.”

This is, says the Express, “crucial evidence.”

Coroner … (read more)

We ask in light of the story that Brian Callaghan, 60, has been asked to show proof of his disability … (read more)

Following the recent furore over extortionate car … (read more)

According to the Guardian, Lloyds TSB has … (read more)

So says the Express on its cover page. And reading on we learn: “Heather thrills America.”

“She’s been called a gold-digger, compulsive liar and fantasist,” says the … (read more)

The paper’s weapons of mass destruction counter has long since ticked it last – each day the Mirror produced a number … (read more)

Of course, this is not as “bizarre” as the Star claims. Diana was the celebrity princess … (read more)

It goes like this:

“Congratulations on catching America’s ears…and eyes. Over the past month, you’ve wowed the world with … (read more)

Efforts to secure the release of the captured British soldiers/sailors suffered a setback with news that USA President, George ‘Wanker’ … (read more)

THREE weeks into Dancing With The Stars, the American version of Strictly Come Dancing, and Heather Mills is mired in controversy.

According … (read more)

Craig Murray was on Newsnight yesterday making the mostly overlooked point that neither the British nor the Iranian governments were being honest about the … (read more)

It’s only taken them eleven days but they got there in the end.

This morning they have exclusively revealed that the British servicemen … (read more)

Even the … (read more)

The Independent reports that Tesco are being accused of “stretching the definition of local past breaking point”.

The retail giant has launched a last-ditch attempt … (read more)

According to … (read more)

We wanted to thank Mel for a terrific night out. So … (read more)