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OJ Simpson – Another Victim

RUPERT Murdoch has fired Judith Regan.

Word came tonight, meant to be buried as a weekend begins, just as Rupert’s NewsCorp Christmas party was getting into swing, with Bill O’Reilly whispering … (read more)

Posted: 18th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Denying The Truth

WHO better than to face down Iran’s Holocaust Denial Conference than Our Man Elli in Israel, New York City born and now living and working as a TV jbnournalist in … (read more)

Posted: 15th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Tony Blair’s Word Of Honours

CONSPIRACY?

Why did the Stevens Report into the death of Princess Diana emerge on the same day Tony Blair became the first serving British Prime Minister to be questioned by police … (read more)

Posted: 15th, December 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Nicole Richie Does Mel Gibson

Nicole Richie beats Paris Hilton

ALL of 85 pounds, whacked out on Vicodin and pot, Nicole Richie cheated death and vehicular homicide – while besting fellow celebutard Paris Hilton’s measly “erratic … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Move On

BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie are looking at something on the ground on Hello!’s Cover page.
The couple, along with their three children, are sat on a patch of green. All … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Spoonfeeding George Bush

Quote: “I don’t want to put too much in his mouth now, but there was not one bit of argument.” Lawrence Eagleburger, secretary of state under the first President Bush, … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Fit For Purpose

AS Cherie Blair despatches her private Christmas cards, each wrapped in a plain brown envelope and then secreted between the covers of Barrister’s Husbands, the Mail sees some other seasonal … (read more)

Posted: 12th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Nicked Richie

NICOLE Richie stares out from the page.

Richie is the American famous for being the adopted daughter of singer Lionel Richie, 5ft 1in small and so light she can fall to … (read more)

Posted: 12th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Cherie Blair’s Blue Period

CHERIE BLAIR stands with her dress unbuttoned. She wears no underwear. It is Monday. It is cold and it is raining.

But this is no revolution. Cherie has not been stripped … (read more)

Posted: 11th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Fashion’s Goons

KATE Moss was in trouble again. Kate Moss was in a fur coat.

Not for Kate tabby or rat but the softest to-die-for mink. And it looked good on her. The … (read more)

Posted: 9th, December 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment


Heading Home

Heading Home

Since 1998, British actor Clive Arrindell has shaved his noggin and headed off to Spain.

There he is the fairy godfather El Calvo [the Bald], star of Spain’s popular Christmas … (read more)

Posted: 8th, December 2006 | In: Money | Comment


Iran’s Vile Holocaust Denial

WITH the likes of Katie Couric, Brian Williams and Anderson Cooper reading us the news of the day, we here in the States tend to take major world events a little … (read more)

Posted: 6th, December 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


How To Get Ahead In Hollywood

THERE’S a new Hollywood success story that’s giving new life to an old Hollywood myth- that with enough spunk and talent, anyone can break into the industry – and you … (read more)

Posted: 5th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Property – Picking Your Spot

BETWEEN 1991 and 2001, homes in Weybridge, Surrey, rose in value by, on average, 175% from £120,000 to £329,000.

The housing boom was in full flow and any property owners in … (read more)

Posted: 4th, December 2006 | In: Money | Comment


Kicking His Evil Axis

Quote: “Hitting Kim Jong Il Right in the Cognac” — Washington Post headline.

Figure of Speech: metonymy (meh-TON-ih-mee), the symbol swap. From the Greek, meaning “name change.”

America is starting to get … (read more)

Posted: 4th, December 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Love Me Baby One More Time

Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears back

ON the day the British press produce pictures of Britney stepping out with oil heir Brandon Davies, the Enquirer hears Kevin Federline beg: “TAKE ME … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment


Murder Burkas

Ronald McDonald’s halal burkas

THE Express has a picture of a drug dealer being beheaded in Saudi Arabia. And another shot of a women stuck in a pit and making ready … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Poker’s Full (Public) House

A Full (Public) House

THE new Gambling Act, which comes into force next year, will allow pubs to host poker games. Before this, landlords have had to ask a local magistrate … (read more)

Posted: 30th, November 2006 | In: Money | Comment


Madonna’s Band Aid

Madonna thanks Bob Geldof

GOT the rubber bracelet. Got the T–shirt. But when you went to Live 8 last year did you get the small, complementary African?

Madonna did. And, as the … (read more)

Posted: 30th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


All About Heather

Heather Mills should be locked up

COME with us to the 52nd Evening Standard Theatre Awards.

It’s that time of year when the Mail’s sister publication bestows gongs on the great and … (read more)

Posted: 28th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Marriage Is A Risky Business

Tom Cruise is walking on air, Britney’s into Paris, Heather Mills is good and Charles & Camilla’s theme park…

STANDING before a scene reminiscent of the Creation, the backdrop lit as … (read more)

Posted: 25th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comments (2)


Awags The Lads

Wags, Awags and bikinis

HEADY times for insomniacs as cricket’s Ashes series begins in earnest.

As England’s Stephen Harmison tripped like an insecure giraffe to the crease and propelled the first ball … (read more)

Posted: 24th, November 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment


Bonded Labour

James Bond; Lottery

004

Staying with James Bond, we learn that William Hills have opened a book on how many films Daniel Craig will play the secret agent in.

Four films is the … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, November 2006 | In: Money | Comment


Tom Cruise’s Guests Of Honour

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes – we were there

LAST week OK! invited us to the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

It was unspecified whether or not we should rip … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, November 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


OJ’s Simpson’s Kill Fee”

OJ Simpson’s crafty Fox

RUPERT Murdoch is a very forgiving boss.

He’ll shrug off scandal. He’ll laugh off journalistic crimes. He’ll ignore breaches in social etiquette. He considers “ethics” to be a … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment


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