By now Andre Agassi should just about have stopped crying. The tennis ace has retired from the game, and his eyes are red with tears. But there is … (read more)

This is sensational news. So sensational is this news that the Enquirer says it three times.

Note the front-page headline: “TOM & … (read more)

So says Danielle Lloyd, the current flame of footballer Teddy Sheringham.

It turns out that this is one of the few things Dani … (read more)

Germaine Greer wrote that … (read more)

Or should that be asked? These are early days in the existence of Wags and the definition is, well, … (read more)

Slough has a new hero. John Young, a 32-year-old freelance writer, won the £10,000 first prize in the World Strip Poker Championship (no-limit hold ‘em), held at the Cafe … (read more)

The woman with a name like an antiseptic ointment tells the Sun that Wags are “famous for doing nothing…They’re … (read more)

Teaching schoolchildren how to cook might just make them even rounder than they already are.

And fat is a big issue … (read more)

Nothing of it. Paul Burrell surely knows there can be only true rock in Diana’s life. And when he says that the rocks Dodi Fayed gave Princess … (read more)

And proud to call ourselves friends of the “human toothpick”, we at Anorak wonder … (read more)

Before Alex Curran tells us how her eyebrows are expressions of her inner Wag, with their own store cards and … (read more)

Click here to view it so that you may understand the importance of the editorial cartoon … (read more)

You can have any number of titanium credit cards and store cards for boutiques … (read more)

“GERRARD MY STORY,” says the headline on the News Of The World’s cover. … (read more)

And this morning we can add to them 20,000 Biros.

Okay, so it’s a crap nickname – … (read more)

That’s the headline in the Mirror. And duly hooked we read on and learn that Coleen McLoughlin plans to lose half a stone.

A picture of … (read more)

There is something of the Basil Fotherington-Thomas about David Beckham.

The former England captain is not all that unlike the “gurl” from the Molesworth books. Hullo clouds, hullo … (read more)

Nancy is … (read more)

There is nothing to suggest that Patrick Swayze, who delivers that line, has been drinking. This is his sober view on … (read more)

Accountant Garry Dodson was cooking dinner in his Bolton bedsit when he noticed something strange about the turnip he was preparing to peel.

“I got … (read more)

On Monday, we read of an alleged exchange between Mel … (read more)

The Enquire has “obtained” a receipt from the actress’s recent sojourn to a … (read more)

But that’s not the title of the player’s first autobiography. It’s called Totally Frank, … (read more)

The three-way relationship that Jennifer Aniston, for it is she, compared to the Bermuda Triangle – although no-one has disappeared – delivers more shocks.

But … (read more)