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Transfer balls: Manchester United flop becomes the new Neymar PSG

As newspapers tank, red-top tabloids try to translate splashy sensation from paper to the web. The Sun thunders:
“Manchester United flop Alexis Sanchez wanted by PSG in shock transfer, amid continuing Old … (read more)

Posted: 31st, October 2018 | In: Back pages, Key Posts, manchester united, Sports, Tabloids | Comment

Martin Scorsese’s Best 11 Horror Films

Hymned director Martin Scorsese has produced a list of his eleven most terrifying horror movies. There’s nothing after 1983. This might be more down to his age than any decline … (read more)

Posted: 31st, October 2018 | In: Film, Key Posts | Comment

Transfer balls: Spurs fear, Dembele to Liverpool, Newcastle wait and Sanchez plots Manchester United escape

Tottenham players “fear” Mauricio Pochettino is to leave the club for Real Madrid or Manchester United. Which Spurs players are in dread of the Argentine leaving, and maybe taking them along for the … (read more)

Posted: 31st, October 2018 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Chelsea, Liverpool, manchester united, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Spurs Balls: Dele Alli commits himself to the club

Some good news for sours fans. Dele Alli, 22, has signed a new contract that ties him to the club until 2024. Having joined by a bargain £5m for MK Dons … (read more)

Posted: 30th, October 2018 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment

After Pittsburgh the righteous and fair blame the Jews

After the massacre at a Pittsburgh synagogue, hollow minds scout around for someone to blame. You can blame the web, rabid anti-Semitism now rife in British politics – we’re told … (read more)

Posted: 29th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

‘Disgusting’ and ‘greedy’: what they said about Leicester City owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha

Praise for Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha, the Leicester City chairman killed in a helicopter crash. Jamie Vardy, the club’s striker, calls Srivaddhanaprabha the club’s “soul”. “He was a billionaire – a very wealthy … (read more)

Posted: 29th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News, Sports | Comment

After Pittsburgh the internet bans Gab

 

In response to the massacre of 11 Jews and police officers at the Pittsburgh synagogue, PayPal will no longer be processing payment to Gab. It’s a social network a bit … (read more)

Posted: 29th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News, Technology | Comment

Arsenal vow never to let player contracts run down to final year

Arsenal’s ‘head of football’ – what a great title that is; as if Arsenal’s purpose his anything but football – Raul Sanllehi promises everyone that the club will no longer … (read more)

Posted: 28th, October 2018 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Key Posts, Sports | Comment

After Pittsburgh Jews advised to build militarised homeland to deter attacks

 

President Donald Trump says mass murder at a Pittsburgh synagogue would have been “better” if the Jews had been armed.  “They had a maniac walk in and they didnt have … (read more)

Posted: 28th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment

Philip Green and my part in his downfall

Judging by the reaction to Peter Hain’s outing of Philip Green as an alleged sex pest, law matters not a jot – it’s a matter of like or dislike. People … (read more)

Posted: 27th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

Manchester United: De Gea talks contracts amid Juventus rumours

Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea, that “flower amongst the rubble”,is all about  “winning games, rather than contracts”. Well, so he says. But de Gea has been widely linked with … (read more)

Posted: 27th, October 2018 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Pipe Bombs, Donald Trump and the surge in Demophobia

The rush to blame President Trump for the nut job posting pipe bombs to leading Democrats has been notable for its haste. Do you really believe that a vote for … (read more)

Posted: 26th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment

Transfer balls: Manchester United to lose de Gea and Real want Pochettino from Spurs

Spurs manager Mauricio Pochettino is on his way to Real Madrid after all, then. The Sun says Pochettino will replace Julen Lopetegui, should Real sack him, which they will in 10…9… … (read more)

Posted: 26th, October 2018 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Southampton student leader regrets vow to destroy art painted by Jewish ‘white man’ Sir William Rothenstein

Do we believe in redemption? And is redemption only possible after punishment, preferably one meted out by the court of public opinion, or something more brutal, like ‘Frothing at the … (read more)

Posted: 25th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

US Marine Corps draws huge Sky Penis

 

Did a pilot with the U.S. Marine Corps trade the outline of massive penis in the sky? It’s hard to tell because you can’t see the huge bellend. But give … (read more)

Posted: 25th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment

Transfer balls: Martial wants to stay at Manchester United

Do Manchester United buy players to fit the team or advance the global brand? Rumours abound that Manchester United want to sell Paul Pogba but any exit would blow a big … (read more)

Posted: 25th, October 2018 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Chelsea, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman vows to find Jamal Khashoggi killers

 

Good news for police investigating what on earth happened to Jamal Khashoggi, the Saudi journalist killed on a visit to the country’s consulate in Turkey. His King’s son, Crown Prince … (read more)

Posted: 24th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

Manchester United balls: De Gea flowers amongst the rubble of Mourinho’s collapsing house

Manchester United were comprehensively outplayed in their home Champions league tie with Juventus. Stodgy, defensive and possessed by nary a muon of the swashbuckling style that made the club great. … (read more)

Posted: 24th, October 2018 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment

The British #MeToo and other #iBelieve witch-hunts

 

The Daily Telegraph has been legally gagged from publishing allegations of sexual harassment and racial abuse made against a top businessman. Is that fair? We usually get to know the … (read more)

Posted: 24th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

Bob Marley features on League of Ireland side Bohemians’ new kit

 

The new away kit of the League of Ireland side Bohemians features a big photo of Bob Marley along with Rasta-styled trim. It looks a bit naff, a T-shirt version … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, Music, Sports | Comment

Julian Cole Truth Campaign: Family want to know who broke his neck?

No criminal charges have been brought in the case of Julian Cole. His family launched the ‘Cole Family Truth Campaign’ to achieve seven things. All we do know is that Julian … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

Saudi Arabia ‘dressed Jamal Khashoggi look-alike in dead man’s Western clothes’

Did Saudi Arabia use a body double to pose as Jamal Khashoggi, the US-based Saudi journalist last seen entering the Saudi consulate in Turkey around three weeks ago and now dead, … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

Reasons to love Emery: Arsenal got rid of Wilshere

Reasons for Arsenal fans to love Unai Emery mass by the day. After last night’s Wenger-esque victory over Leicester City, a performance illuminated by three synchronised team goals of rare … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, October 2018 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Key Posts, Sports | Comment

Julian Cole: after five years of waiting police sacked for lying over paralysed man

 

Julian Cole was on night out at Elements nightclub in Bedford on May 5 2013. He was 19. Things went badly wrong. Having been asked to leave the club, which … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

Chelsea’s Ross Barkley gets rid of his tattoos

Chelsea midfielder Ross Barkley says he got his tattoos removed because he “got them at a young age and sometimes when you are young you do stupid things and not … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, October 2018 | In: Chelsea, Key Posts, Sports | Comment

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