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Brexit: Boris Johnson makes lusty return to the 30s

Boris Johnson’s Brexit plans are on hold. The Mail leads with news that “Boris’s blonde” is at the couple’s new “love nest”. ‘Boris’s blonde what?’, you may well ask? His … (read more)

Posted: 14th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment

Teen Vogue beats CIA and other perverts: stick a plaster over your webcam

How can you prevent spooks and pervs from spying on you? Nicole Kobie has a tip for reader to Teen Vogue: stick a plaster over your Webcam.

However, there are others who could be watching … (read more)

Posted: 14th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Technology | Comment

Arsenal Transfer Balls: Ramsey agrees to disagree with Juventus

The Sun told us that today Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey was taking his Juventus medical. He’d already agreed to join the Italian side in June on a free transfer. The … (read more)

Posted: 13th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Key Posts, Sports | Comment

Jeremy Corbyn completes his EastEnders audition

Jeremy Corbyn is on Andrew Marr’s Sunday morning politics show. If body language matters – and surely it does – the Labour leader’s habit of tilting his head and looking … (read more)

Posted: 13th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians, TV & Radio | Comment

The Rock v The Daily Star – actor says tabloid fabricated interview

Did you see The Rock ruck into millennials for being “snowflakes” and “PC softies”? The Star made it front-page news. Well, The Rock (aka Dwayne Johnson) claims the paper made … (read more)

Posted: 12th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Tabloids | Comment

Army gives Sergeant Glyn Gurner lost medals on his 100th birthday

Many happy returns Sergeant Glyn Gurner. Mr Gunner is 100 years old today. To mark the date, the British Army presented him with a gift: the medals he lost 70 … (read more)

Posted: 12th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

Mesut Ozil look alike Daniel Kaye jailed for DoS attack on African internet

Ozil … (read more)

Posted: 12th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Key Posts, News | Comment

Spurs balls: Levy tells Manchester United his price for Pochettino

How much is Mauricio Pochettino worth to Spurs? The BBC says Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy will not let manager Pochettino join Manchester United, even if the Old Trafford club offer … (read more)

Posted: 12th, January 2019 | In: Back pages, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Police seek man who stole blue siren from police car

Amanda Nunn, a journalist at ITN, alerts us to the police hunt. Does this man know anything about a blue siren lights allegedly stolen from the top of the police … (read more)

Posted: 12th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Strange But True | Comment

Jews laugh at claims Jeremy Corbyn isn’t an anti-Semite – but not in the Guardian

Jeremy Corbyn is upset by people calling him an anti-Semite. Emily Thornberry, the shadow foreign secretary, told Jewish charity Limmud at a meeting in Birmingham that Corbyn finds it “difficult … (read more)

Posted: 11th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment

Passenger turns her airport purgatory into a 1980s-style pop video

Tweeter @katiemgould kept her blood moving as she waited four hours for a plane by making this video to You Make My Dreams by Hall & Oates. The cat in the video … (read more)

Posted: 11th, January 2019 | In: Music, Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment

Transfer Balls: £40m reasons for Arsenal to thank Aaron Ramsey

Having been told Aaron Ramsey has signed with Juventus but will remain on the Arsenal books until June (Sky), the media now says he’s signed nothing. Juventus are now mere … (read more)

Posted: 10th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment

Arsenal: Aaron Ramsey takes the money and lingers

Arsenal can continue to pick and play Aaron Ramey until the season ends at which point he’ll head to Italy for five years, says Sky Sports. Ramsey will earn around … (read more)

Posted: 10th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Transfer Balls: Liverpool old boy Coutinho to Manchester United and maybe Man City

The Manchester Evening News rivals the Daily Express for Transfer Balls – that strain of football reporting that treats readers as mugs. The latest tosh is that former Liverpool players … (read more)

Posted: 9th, January 2019 | In: Back pages, Key Posts, Liverpool, Manchester City, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Salinas doorbell licker caught on camera

To Salinas, California, Roberto Daniel Arroyo, 33, has allegedly one filmed licking a the Dungan family’s doorbell. Arroyo allegedly also nicked extension cords from the Dungan’s Christmas decorations. David Dungan … (read more)

Posted: 9th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Strange But True | Comment

The oh deer hunter – Spotlighting killer accidentally grasses up herself

The woman was chuffed to have shot dead a “bigo buck,” a large deer. It was dark, see, and she was testing his skills in killing an unarmed vegetarian. The … (read more)

Posted: 9th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Strange But True | Comment

Transfer Balls: Spurs are ready to sell Eriksen

Real Madrid like the look of Christian Eriksen, the Spurs player whose contract expires in 2020. Eriksen earns about £70,000- a-week at Tottenham. He wants an improved deal. Chances are … (read more)

Posted: 9th, January 2019 | In: Back pages, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Highlights from Mrs Nick Clegg’s Standard Interview

Mrs Nick Clegg, Miriam Gonzalez Durentez, is talking to the Standard about moving to California for her husband’s new job with Facebook and Brexit. Highlights of the softest of puff … (read more)

Posted: 8th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment

500,000 Go Missing At People’s Vote March

The figures were in: 700,000 people had walked the streets of London in a demand for a second EU referendum, a so-called People’s Vote. Numbers matter when you’re marching. The … (read more)

Posted: 8th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment

Transfer Balls: Dembele quits Spurs and shames Arsenal

Arsenal fans watching their club get no transfer fee for Aaron Ramey will be doubtless pleased to note that Tottenham midfielder Mousa Dembele is costing Chinese Super League club Beijing … (read more)

Posted: 8th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Spurs Balls: Pochettino gets ready to quit Invincible Spurs in 2034

Mauricio Pochettino has “cast doubt on his future” at Tottenham Hotspur, says the Times. Or as the BBC puts it: “Mauricio Pochettino says he hopes to be Tottenham boss for … (read more)

Posted: 8th, January 2019 | In: Back pages, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Arsenal fans support Spurs Yid Army

 

We’re back talking about the ‘Yid Army’ and Spurs fans right to sing what they want to. This week something called The World Jewish Congress – I’ve not been invited … (read more)

Posted: 7th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Carl Benjamin versus the bowdlerized Web

‘Validate me’

 

Carl Benjamin, aka Sargon of Akkad, is no longer appearing on Patreon, the funding platform self-explained as: “Patreon is a membership platform that makes it … (read more)

Posted: 7th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, Money, News | Comment

Transfer balls: Arsenal wait to ‘welcome’ £8m Denis Suarez

Having welcomed Denis Suarez to Arsenal, the Daily Mirror now tells its readers: “Barcelona are determined not to sell Spanish midfielder Denis Suarez, 25, to Arsenal.” So which is it … (read more)

Posted: 7th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment

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