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LMFAO: the brilliant Pope meets Trump gif

Spotter and creator:

pic.twitter.com/mKGbplxZqq— BrotherKolya (@ImperatorOfPuns) May 25, 2017

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Posted: 25th, May 2017 | In: Gifs, Politicians | Comment


After Manchester: worst of all Salman Abedi was a sexist

SEXIST!

 

So far the attack on Manchester in which saw 22 people were murdered at a pop concert by Salman Abedi has been used to illustrate racial harmony, insult footballers, lambaste … (read more)

Posted: 25th, May 2017 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment


Trump and Pope Woody Allen star in The Shining, The Addams Family and The Omen remakes

When the Trumps met the Pope, the Addams Family remake was on:

The Addams Family reboot looks rubbish. pic.twitter.com/L9MWhmnY5c— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) May 24, 2017

Saw the @PeterSHall addition, but felt true … (read more)

Posted: 25th, May 2017 | In: Politicians | Comment


Epic fail: Sikh Muslim Manchester cab driver illustrates the dire state of journalism in three tweets

Read and weep as journalism takes on the Manchester terror story and fails epically:

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted: 24th, May 2017 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment


Manchester City balls: Daily Mail betrays Jesus and milks the carnage

Having heard that Manchester City players have given generously to the victims of the Manchester bomb, the Mail delivers a story that casts a shadow over the club.  “Jesus returns to … (read more)

Posted: 24th, May 2017 | In: Back pages, Manchester City, Sports | Comment


Manchester City and Manchester United players dig deep for the city’s victims

Manchester City pair Pablo Zabaleta and Yaya Toure have donated a lot of money to the relief effort following the attack in Manchester Arena.

The Sun says:
Zabaleta showed just why he is so … (read more)

Posted: 24th, May 2017 | In: Back pages, Manchester City, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Great story about Stockwell boy Roger Moore

This is a great story about Stockwell boy Roger Moore.

 

Spotter: Marc Haynes … (read more)

Posted: 24th, May 2017 | In: Celebrities | Comment


How British newspapers changed their front pages after the Manchester attack

As the engaging and insightful Liz Gerard writes, the way the Press responded to the attack in Manchester “demonstrates the intrinsic honesty and desire to tell the story that draws … (read more)

Posted: 24th, May 2017 | In: Broadsheets, Reviews, Tabloids | Comment


#BritishThreatLevels trends on twitter – and it’s f*cking hilarious

The British are responding to the news that the country is on a near-war footing and the threat is critical in the best way possible: with humour and ridicule. #BritishThreatLevels is … (read more)

Posted: 24th, May 2017 | In: Reviews | Comment


Sir Roger Moore mocks the Daily Mail

Sir Roger Moore was top bloke. He was a terrific James Bond, an incarnation most closely aligned to Ian Fleming’s literary creation.  When the Daily Maily mocked him, Moore responded with exquisite … (read more)

Posted: 24th, May 2017 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment


Manchester, Morrissey and an emotionless suicide

Manchester native Morrissey has shared his view on the slaughter in his home city. Twenty-two people went to a pop concert and didn’t come home. Many more are very badly injured. All … (read more)

Posted: 24th, May 2017 | In: Key Posts, News, Reviews | Comment


Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s album cover reworked with famous faces who died in 2016

 

Around 50 years ago The Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album featured a brilliant cover.  On it were the likes of Bob Dylan, Edgar Allan Poe, William S. Burroughs, Albert Einstein, … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, May 2017 | In: Music | Comment


Manchester bomber Salman Abedi IS, isn’t and was

The Daily Mail rushes to tell us that “an ISIS suicide bomber who slaughtered 22 people at Manchester Arena last night has been named as Salman Abedi.”
It’s not been confirmed that … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, May 2017 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Arsenal balls: ‘Sanchez damaged Gunners by training on his day off’ – Keown

“PRIMA GUNNERS,” accuses the Sun on Tuesday. “Keown blasts over-indulged Alexis and Ozil.”

 

Gunner-turned pundit Martin Keown has a view on Mesut Ozil and Alexis Sanchez. They damaged Arsenal with their behaviour, says Martin. … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, May 2017 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Manchester terror fake news: Daily Mail looks for phantom missing children (in Australia!)

More fake news from the mainstream media as the Daily Mail appeals for help finding children missing after the slaughter at Manchester Arena. The paper tells readers: “Parents are trying … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, May 2017 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | Comment


Manchester terror fake news: Daily Express and Daily Star spot a gunman in Oldham

Many are dead in the attack on a pop concert in Manchester. What say the reputable news sources?

The Daily Express has news:

 

 

The Express’s sister publication, the Daily Star, echoed the … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, May 2017 | In: Key Posts, News, Tabloids | Comment


Manchester attack: the West must rise again

To bomb a concert packed with young families is an act of savage cowardice. Anyone sane with an ounce of moral fibre feels for Manchester. But this is no time … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, May 2017 | In: Reviews | Comment


Didgeridoo sex act is ‘racist’

Is it culturally insensitive to use a cross as a sex aide. How about making the West making MILF – a clear reference to the Moro Islamic Liberation Front based in Mindanao, … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, May 2017 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Manchester City balls: Leroy Sané has lrage tattoo of Leroy Sané

Isn’t vanity great. Manchester City’s Leroy Sané is so keen on himself his back is covered in a large tattoo of Leroy Sané. You can see his face from he back. Who needs shirt numbers?

 

Spotter: … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, May 2017 | In: Manchester City, Sports | Comment


Church of Satan distances itself from Donald Trump

 

On his first overseas trip as US President, Donald Trump placed his hands on a large glowing ball in Saudi Arabia. The Church of Satan puts out a statement on Twitter: “For clarification, … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, May 2017 | In: Politicians | Comment


Arsenal balls: Wenger’s hubris gets just rewards

One day we will know what happened in December 2016 that destroyed Arsenal’s chances of winning the Premier League. Having failed to qualify for the Champions’ League for the first … (read more)

Posted: 21st, May 2017 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Key Posts, Sports | Comment


Pippa Middleton’s wedding tips: be shaggable

When Pippa Middleton married James Matthews reporting was split: he was all money; she was all looks. Stood in the supermarket queue a woman saw me looking at the Hello! … (read more)

Posted: 21st, May 2017 | In: Broadsheets, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment