Madame Arcati - Author Archive

Madame Arcati – Tantrum Over, I’m Still Here

HELLO darlings, just a brief message to say that I shall continue to blog on Anorak.

It’s true the editor threatened to sue me for breach of contract and the return of … (read more)

Posted: 7th, July 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (14)

Times Papers At War Over The Bloody Paywall?

“TAKE a video tour of our new websites” is the invitation at the online Times, now fortressed with a paywall. No more freebie reads, you net liggers. In fact there are two … (read more)

Posted: 6th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (5)

Beryl Bainbridge RIP: Foolish To Give Up Sex At 60

IT’S soooo typical of novelist Dame Beryl Bainbridge to die on a Friday.

If you’d asked me before she passed away (in the early hours of this morning) which day of the … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (21)

Perez Hilton: His Celebrity Juices Have Dried Up

“IS this the best exclusive you can get these days?” someone asks on Perez Hilton’s blog, below one of his recent “stories” on a blonde nonentity in z-list reality show The Hills. ” The entertainment … (read more)

Posted: 30th, June 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

Cocks, Censorship And Madame Arcati

HELLO, bitches. God knows what I’m doing here.

But here I am, at the invitation of the Anorak editor after he witnessed the recent appalling Google censorship of my Blogger blog. For … (read more)

Posted: 29th, June 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (35)

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