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Silvio Berlusconi Forgets About Crippling Italy To Focus On New LP (no, honest)

ITALY is on its knees at the moment after the terrible administration of Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. Sure, he may have stepped down, but that doesn’t mean he’s going away. … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment

Lady GaGa’s Version Of White Christmas Is Leaked AND SHE’S ADDED HER OWN VERSE

SHE may be better known for making barnstorming enormopop and wearing outfits that Grace Jones may get jealous of, but to anyone who has even vaguely followed the career of … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1)

South Korean MP Uses Tear-Gas In Parliament, Which Is Just Brilliant!

POLITICS is so dull in the UK. Men in drab suits shout while women with bad hair all boo at admin. The most excitement we’ve had is when Bryan Ferry’s … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment

Pregnant Woman Jennifer Fox Loses Baby After Altercation With Police ‘Food’ At Occupy Seattle

ACROSS the world, there’s been a myriad of protests under the Occupy banner. In Seattle, things have taken a rather dark turn of events.

One woman who was pepper-sprayed by Seattle … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2011 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

Lady GaGa: Wazzes In Bins

DULL people who blight this ailing planet of ours look at Lady GaGa like she’s the weirdest thing to ever walk the planet. Alas, they’ve never seen Grace Jones in … (read more)

Posted: 21st, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

George Lucas Isn’t Rich Enough Yet, Says Yoda Noodles Commercial

IF it wasn’t bad enough seeing Darth Vader flogging computers for PC World, Yoda’s in on the act now vending noodles to Japan.

Seriously.

It seems that George Lucas is absolutely desperate … (read more)

Posted: 21st, November 2011 | In: The Consumer | Comments (3)

Tori Spelling’s Boobies Get Leaked Online By Accident! Photos

REMEMBER Tori Spelling from Beverley Hills 90201 (the original series)? She was the blonde airhead one who we weren’t supposed to like. Well, the apple didn’t stray too far from … (read more)

Posted: 18th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Fire Plus Skateboarders Equals Mocking Laughter: Video Fun

HOW much fun are skaters? They’re loads of fun! It’s cool when they do their inventive tricks while soundtracked by The Ramones and whatnot, but really, the best thing about … (read more)

Posted: 18th, November 2011 | In: Sports | Comment

Bieber Paternity Case Takes A Kicking With Incriminating Text Messages: Mariah Yeater Meets John

THERE’S a whole host of reports floating around about the paternity case involving Justin Bieber and Mariah Yeater, some of which say that everything’s been dropped while others note that … (read more)

Posted: 17th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Gervais’ ‘Holocaust Or Pedophile Material’ For Golden Globes

Of course, Gervais has courted controversy lately with… umm… shall we call it ‘mong-gate’ for ease? It’s obvious that the creator of The Office wants to push his luck as … (read more)

Posted: 17th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Sting Looks At Dwindling Career And Decides That CDs Are Dying

STING is a man who has an amazing life. He’s wealthy and known for his immense sexual feats. That’s all anyone wants from life, right? Sadly for Sting, he’s also … (read more)

Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Ronnie Wood: ‘An Annoying Drunk’

ALCOHOLICS are hilarious aren’t they? Think of the laughs they have when their skin goes yellow and all their organs fail! Oh what pant-wetting japery! Speaking of which, Ronnie Wood … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Sin City’s Frank Miller Lambasts Occupy Wall Street Movement

PEOPLE in Hollywood are all barking mad, so we shouldn’t be too surprised when one of the airhead loons says something left-of-centre.

Of course, the big topic in America right now … (read more)

Posted: 14th, November 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment

R Kelly Is Back! And This Time, He’s Singing About Throat Surgery!

MENTAL. That’s the only correct word you can feasibly describe R Kelly with these days. He’s the Colonel Kurtz of pop, all paranoid and holed-up lashing out at imagined haters, … (read more)

Posted: 11th, November 2011 | In: Music | Comment

Nadine Coyle Doesn’t Like The Rest Of Girls Aloud, Which Is A Huge Surprise

FACE IT, Girls Aloud were one of the most fun pop bands to have around, releasing a whole bunch of killer singles that managed to straddle the teeny-boppers and the … (read more)

Posted: 11th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Penn State’s Joe Paterno Covers Up Child Abuse, Students Riot Over Sacking

ONE of the most famous U.S. college football coaches ever, Joe Paterno, and the president of Penn State University were fired on Wednesday after it transpired they’d covered up a … (read more)

Posted: 10th, November 2011 | In: Sports | Comment

Madonna Isn’t Happy About New Track Being Leaked

THE music industry isn’t the same as it once was. The main difference is that the industry itself isn’t in control of what is released, how you obtain it and … (read more)

Posted: 10th, November 2011 | In: Music | Comments (2)

Learning Computers With Greta: Video

COMPUTERS were once the sole property of the ubergeek. No-one really understood them and those that tried thwacked the keys while typing like they were playing Whack-A-Mole.

Of course, geeks in … (read more)

Posted: 9th, November 2011 | In: Technology | Comment

Let’s Watch Freddie Starr Cry On I’m A Celebrity! Full Line Up Revealed

SUNDAY sees the start of a whole new season of colon-chomping misery once again as I’m A Celebrity… GET ME OUT OF HERE! kicks off a new series, set to … (read more)

Posted: 9th, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (5)

Which ‘Golden Rule’ Did Frankie Cocozza Break To Get X Factor Chop?

YOU’LL probably know by now that Frankie Cocozza has been kicked off The X Factor. Who are you people going to hate on a Saturday night now? Yourselves?

A show source … (read more)

Posted: 8th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)

Welcome To The Coolest Man In The World: Azo Is Here To Amaze

PEOPLE continuously try to make claims to be cool, indeed, some going as far as to say that they’re the coolest people in the whole world.

They’re ALL wrong apart from … (read more)

Posted: 7th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Sports Broadcaster Kirk Herbstreit Keeps It Together During Earthquake

BEING a sports reporter looks like a great job doesn’t it? Unless of course you work for ITV and have to sit with the loathsome Andy Townsend or, worse still, … (read more)

Posted: 7th, November 2011 | In: Sports | Comment

Justin Bieber Finally Says That The Kid Is Not His

LIKE the lyrics of Michael Jackson’s ‘Billie Jean’, Justin Bieber is at pains to point out that the kid is not his son. The kid in question, of course, being … (read more)

Posted: 4th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Dad Pukes On Daughter’s Face On Roller Coaster: Video

ROLLER COASTERS are hell. They really are. They’re designed to make you feel nauseous. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar. They’re not even terrifying.

Going down a hill in the … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment

Very Distressing Video Of Texas Judge William Adams Whipping His Daughter With A Belt

PEOPLE who work for the law have to be squeaky clean, right? Because they’re the defenders of justice, they can’t be seen to be taking the law into their own … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (20)

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