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Nancy’s Girls

NANCY Dell’Olio was not with the rest of the Wags when they swore at the locals on a night out in Germany.

As a source close to England coach Sven Goran … (read more)

Posted: 19th, June 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

A Smallpox On Britain

EVERY day of every week the Mail thinks up imaginative ways to remind you that life is cruel and you are going to experience pain and die. Here is a … (read more)

Posted: 19th, June 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Out Of Order

ANYONE seen Anna Kournikova?

It’s just that at this time of year it is customary for newspaper editors to remind men that the Wimbledon tennis tournament is almost upon us.

For female … (read more)

Posted: 19th, June 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Coup De Grace

If this is Big Brother’s very own Watergate scandal, who is ‘Deep Throat’, the grass who tells all?

When Grace threw a glass of water over Snoozie, the housemates wondered if … (read more)

Posted: 19th, June 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Window On United

Newcastle and West Ham are in the hunt for Fulham’s Steed Malbranque (Mail)

Celtic want to sign Japan midfielder Hidetoshi Nakata (Sun)

Wigan want to offer a new contract to … (read more)

Posted: 19th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

No Prizes For Entertainment

“FOR me, the problem with the English is that they are very arrogant.”

Who do you think was responsible for the above quote from today’s Mirror? The ‘for me’ bit … (read more)

Posted: 19th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Seeing Red

“BLOOD BATH,” screams the Sunday Times’s headline, and a chill runs through us.

The truth is somewhat less terrible than an entire bath full of blood, as Italy’s Daniele … (read more)

Posted: 18th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Real Deals

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is in talks to become Real Madrid’s new manager (News of the World)

Chelsea are interested in signing Spain striker Fernando Torres (Mail)

Birmingham’s Emile Heskey … (read more)

Posted: 18th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Pair Of Snoozie’s, Guv’nor

“There was always a shock when she go her t**** out,” says a regular of London’s Nag’s Head pub in the Sun, “one was much higher than the other. She … (read more)

Posted: 18th, June 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

A Khan Do Attitude

Quotes Of The Day

“Our hands and faces were blue at time, it was that cold” – A fan tells us about his journey by bike from Uzbekistan to Berlin to … (read more)

Posted: 18th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Das Boot

Winners

Croatia are ready to bang some heads when they play Japan today. British rockers Deep Purple played a special concert outside the team’s hotel.

David Beckham has gotten too big … (read more)

Posted: 18th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Trying To Be Funny

ON Monday the Mirror told us that Heather Mills McCartney, aka Lady Mucca, had spent an hour talking to her estranged husband, Paul McCartney, on the telephone. They had discussed … (read more)

Posted: 18th, June 2006 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

A Torres Time

Despite his injury, Marseille still want to sign Liverpool striker Djibril Cisse (Guardian)

Liverpool are willing to pay £6m for Blackburn striker Craig Bellamy (Mail)

West Ham are interested in … (read more)

Posted: 17th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Toilet Training

Winners

Danny from Amsterdam entered a competition to win tickets for the World Cup final. All he needed to do was stay awake longer than anyone else. And he did, going … (read more)

Posted: 17th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Bib & Tucker

“COME ON ENGLAND,” exhorts the message on Kingston James McGregor Rossdale’s bib.

It’s a wonderful piece of clothing. And what with the short hair and demands to be fed a liquid … (read more)

Posted: 17th, June 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment

Do Or Die

Quotes Of The Day

“I’ve had one chance in the game, with my head, and I’m kicking myself because I didn’t score it” – Michael Owen improves his strike rate

“We have … (read more)

Posted: 17th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Spot The Dot

“WAS this the best World Cup goal ever?” ask the Times on the cover of its “THE GAME” football supplement.

Well, Peter Crouch did rise like very long salmon to head … (read more)

Posted: 17th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Pregnant Paws

“IT was the happiest day of my life and we’re going to start trying for another baby in a year’s time.” So says Penny Lancaster of the birth of her … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

The Groucho Club

YOU join us in the Egyptian Hall in the City of London’s Mansion House, the Lord Mayor’s official residence.

A long table (possibly a few tables joined together) has been … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

For Whom The Chimes Chime

Chelsea’s troubled defender Glen Johnson is set to join Portsmouth on loan next season after rejecting a transfer to PSV Eindhoven (Express)

Paris St Germain are looking to sign Newcastle … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

West Ham & Porkies

Quotes Of The Day

German journalist to T&T midfielder Densill Theobald: “So, Densill, do you miss the beach?”
Theobald: “What are you talking about? I play in Falkirk”

“Goalkeepers never like the ball. … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Kit ‘N’ Heels

ENGLAND football fans are not all shaven headed and overweight. Really they are not.

The Mirror has photographic evidence to support our theory.

There’s the supporter on the paper’s Page … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Kate Nose

IF Kate Moss had a line of cocaine for every line of copy written about her supposed relationship with the drug, she would be the world’s foremost drugs baron.

Instead, she … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

The Sand Catcher

“IS pregnant beach girl Britney right to sunbathe?” asks the Mail.

Looking at the picture of a voluminous Britney Spears reclining on a Malibu beach, we see the problem. The risk … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

The Mother Of All Housemates

Grace is 50-1 on to be evicted from the Big Brother house.

A spokesman for bookmakers William Hill says: “Grace makes Sezer look popular.”

That’s quite some achievement – Sezer … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

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