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‘ITS good to see that even while a real war with bullets and torture is going on, footballer writers have retained a sense of perspective.
|‘The bald eagle must die’|
And nowhere more so than on the cover of the Sun, where readers hear that ITS WAR between Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp and his clubs chairman Milan Mandaric.
Hostilities broke out after the Serbian tycoon claimed that the call to oust Jim Smith from the Pompey coaching staff was instigated not by himself but by Redknapp.
He wants Jim out not me, says Mandaric. Whether or not he stays is now up to Harry.
This, it seems, was news to Redknapp, who recalls making no such request.
Its bullshit, says he. The chairman is telling filthy lies. I told him I would not get rid of Jim in a million years. Hes a pal and respected by everyone in football… I love Jim
Well, not everyone it seems, and Mandaric says he plans to bring in another coach whether Jim goes, stays or lives to be a million years old.
The upshot is that Redknapps days at the helm of the club he has guided to Premiership survival are nearing their end.
Indeed, the Mirror – which has been known to like a scoop – says ITS OVER and claims that Harry has already quit live on TV.
The Mirror was watching the magic box as Harry sad: Its going to be hard for me not to go I feel that strongly about Jim. I love being with Jim, we bounce ideas off each other and if he goes itll be very difficult for me to stay.
Erm, did anyone apart from the Mirror actually hear Redknapp resign? Perhaps the paper has some photographs of Harry packing his bags to support its story.
But while we wait for those snaps, we hear via the Express that Liverpool have turned down an offer to do a deal with local millionaire Steve Morgan and prefer the bid from the Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra.
And one page on, we hear how Alan Shearer has obtained his Uefa B coaching licence. That means he can take over managerial duties at Newcastle from the beleaguered Bobby Robson.
The idea of the monosyllabic Shearer running the teams affairs should chill the spine of even the most fanatical Geordie.
Top players rarely make good mangers, and its hard to believe the Expresss claim that Shearer would be welcomed by fans to take over from Robson.
Hed be better advised to learn his trade at a less high-profile club, like Spurs. But would he go even if the offer came?
The Mail says the Tottenham board have already failed to lure James Milner away from relegated Leeds, and thats despite offering the Yorkshire club a generous £4.5m fee and, one imagines, the player a good few thousand a week.
Perhaps Milner is turned off by the fact that Spurs have yet to appoint a manager for next season. But not to worry, we do hear that Jim Smith might be available some time soon ’
‘FANS are no respecters of age or reputation and Newcastles failure to qualify for next seasons Champions League could spell the end of the managerial road for Sir Bobby Robson.
|Newcastle fans do it with replica shirts on|
Tynes Up, Bobby, says the Sun headline following the 3-3 draw at Southampton that finally sunk the Magpies hopes of finishing fourth in the Premiership.
Now it looks unlikely that the club will even finish fifth and so will miss out on a place in the Uefa Cup a scenario that Robson himself admits would be a disaster.
Not that things are much better for Gerard Houllier, despite the result at St Marys confirming his Liverpool sides participation in at least one round of the Champions League.
The Star picks up on a less than glowing assessment of the Frenchman from wannabe Liverpool investor Steve Morgan, who is reportedly planning to pay £73m for a 30% stake in the club.
And it starts looking around for possible candidates to take over at Anfield.
Nor is there better news for third-placed Manchester United, who will lose Ruud Van Nistelrooy over the summer in a £40m transfer to Real Madrid, says the Mail.
Only Arsenal have reason to celebrate, with news in the Sun that Dennis Bergkamp has signed a one-year extension to his contract which will surely see him finish his glittering career in north London.
Theres a case of déjà vu about the draw for the 2007 Rugby World Cup, in which England will of course be defending champions.
They have once again drawn South Africa in what could again be their first game of the tournament.
The Times observes that England have an excellent recent record against the Springboks, but plenty can change in the next three years.
John Smit, the Boks captain, went a long way to revealing the cause of the problem.
To see South Africa at No.6 in the world rankings is unacceptable, he said. The ball is on our court.
Pitch, dear Smitty. Pitch.’
‘STOP the Anfield sell-out, yells the Mirror. Battle for Anfield, screams the Sun.
|Alan Shearer hears that Viana’s off|
And so we read that the arrival of Thai money on Merseyside has been held up.
The man who is threatening to scupper that deal to make Michael Owen the name on the lips of every Thai Lady Boy is Steve Morgan, a multi-millionaire Liverpool fanatic.
The Mirror says that the former head of a building firm has tabled a £73m offer for a stake in the Reds that trumps the £63m deal proposed by Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra.
The paper then loses most of its readers interest as it talks about shares, underwriting and profits.
Far simpler just to say that Liverpool are embroiled in something of bidding war and should soon have lots of that lovely money to spend on the next Emile Heskey.
Thats because the old Emile Heskey is on his way to Birmingham City for a fee of £3.5m, according to the Mail. And hell he joined at St Andrews by Jesper Gronkjaer and Muzzy Izzet.
Birmingham fans will like the sound of that, but they should note that the first two names on the list have flopped at bigger clubs and Izzet has been rescued from relegated Leicester.
And if Birminghams manager Steve Bruce is looking for some more cut-priced stars, he might like to take a gander at the Mirror and its news that Laurent Robert and Hugo Viana are looking for a route out of Newcastle.
Following yesterdays news that Jonathan Woodgate has had enough of the Magpies, the paper says that two of Newcastles foreign legion are ready to pack their bags.
Not that Newcastles Gary Speed, speaking in the Sun, can blame them.
He says that he was appalled at how the clubs fans – those same fans who claim to be loyal to the core and ready to freeze to death for the cause – booed the two players.
Everybody has their agenda on Laurent, says Speed, but hes a part of the team and, if youre booing him, youre booing us.
The Welshman is also embarrassed by how the Newcastle faithful behaved towards Viana.
Its the kind of reaction that serves to remind us all that no teams fans are unique, however much the Newcastle crowd pretend to be a cut above the rest.
Although booing the team on their lap of honour is pretty special…’
‘FOOTBALL is no longer a game of two halves; its now a game of two haves, those who have and those who have not. And joining the ranks of those that have are Liverpool FC.
The Mail leads with the news that 30% of the Anfield club is now owned by Thai Prime Minster Thaksin Shinawatra.
For those of you not up on Thai politics, Shinawatra, or Shino as hes known on Merseyside, is a billionaire. Beyond that, what else do you need?
The fact is that with him on board, Liverpool have a few tens of millions to spend on players and so will be huge and massive and all those big things that money buys.
Or they might just get more of the ilk of Emile Heskey, Harry Kewell and El-hadji Diouf.
But at least the Reds wont be looking for a new striker as the Sun reports Michael Owen is staying put for at least another season.
Things, however, must improve if he is to stay longer term (not least of which is his own form).
We have taken a bit of a step back from a few years ago and now we need to take two steps forward, says Owen.
And then turn to their neighbour, slap their thigh and say how the team has been unlucky with injuries and how with the right money, the right attitude and some good fortune, Liverpool can rise again.
They might, but anyone who saw Liverpools treble win a few seasons back will be of the mind that they used up about ten years worth of luck along the way.
At least now they have another kind of fortune.
Meanwhile, other players are on the move, or at least thinking about shifting.
The Sun says that Jonathan Woodgate is ready to leave Newcastle in pursuit of Champions League football.
And that Juan Sebastian Veron, heralded as the best midfielder in the world when he went to Chelsea (source: C Ranieri), is now being shown the door.
But dont worry about poor old Seba because to break his £90,000-a-week contract, the Blues will have to pay him £2m severance.
But the biggest rumour surrounds Harry Redknapp, who has worked wonders is keeping Portsmouth aloft in the Premier League.
The hangdog one is said to be disappointed at what looks like the club chairmans decision to sack Redknapps assistant Jim Smith after two years service,
We have had two fantastic seasons here and anyone who doesnt appreciate it is a fool, he says.
The only way we could have done better would be to have spent £60-70 million. No-one could do the same otherwise.
The likes of Charltons Alan Curbishley and Martin ONeill, while he was in charge at Leicester, might take exception to Redknapps rhetoric, but hes angry.
And if he does walk out, then, perhaps, itd be time to say goodbye to Sven and get Harry at Englands helm.
The football might not be as pragmatically successful as the Swedes, but the interviews would not induce such a feeling of catatonia.’
‘ALAN Shearer missed an 80th minute penalty yesterday to leave Newcastles hopes of nicking the last Champions League place in tatters.
|Shearer must be delighted he never went to Manchester United|
But it at least gave the Express the chance to dust off a startlingly unoriginal headline for the occasion Shear Agony.
The Magpies must now win their last two games, the last one at Anfield, to overtake Liverpool in fourth place a probably 30 points behind champions Arsenal.
And Sir Bobby Robson is feeling the pressure. The team was booed off after the 1-1 draw with relegated Wolves and the Mirror says the crowd didnt even stay for the lap of honour.
But for Arsenal yesterdays unconvincing 1-0 win at Fulham means the Gunners are now only 90 minutes from immortality.
A home win against relegated Leicester would mean that Arsene Wengers team had completed the 38-match season unbeaten a truly incredible feat.
But, writing in the Telegraph, Paul Hayward says that so far Arsenal are a great Premiership side as opposed to a great European side, invincibles, not immortals.
This is not the time to be shouting the virtues of the English game, which is a thrill-packed but error-ridden sub-culture, detached from the continental model, he says.
After the culling of Chelsea and Newcastle in Europe last week, the Premierships standing beyond these islands is in inverse proportion to its relentless hype.
True enough, although where are the Spanish teams in the final of the European Cup? And where were the Italian teams or German teams in the semi-final of either European competition?
On this years performance, we would have to rate the French league as the best in Europe which it clearly isnt.
If Arsenal have dominated the Premiership this year, it is nothing compared with what Ferrari are doing to Formula 1.
Michael Schumacher won his fifth race of a season that is only five races old and raised the spectre of going through a whole season unbeaten.
Already, the drivers championship and constructors championship is effectively over and it remains to be seen what this dominance will do to Formula 1s popularity as a sport.
The Guardian, however, reminds us that Schumacher has a way to go still to beat the record of most Grand Prix wins in a row Alberto Ascari won nine races in a row in the 1950s.
But, if his car holds up, itd take a brave man to bet against the German going close…’
‘THE one thing that the papers can agree about this morning is that Porto boss Jose Mourinho is the man to take over from Claudio Ranieri at Stamford Bridge next season.
|Who needs silver when you’ve already struck gold?|
What theyre not in agreement about is how much he will get paid or who his first signings will be.
The Express, for instance, says he has signed a four-year deal worth £10m to manage Chelsea, while its sister paper comes up with a figure of £20m.
Which just goes to show two things – that the papers havent got a clue what theyre taking about and that, whoevers right, Mourinho will get paid an absurd amount of money.
The Mail says Mourinhos first signing as manager with be French striker David Trezeguet from Juventus for £14.3m, while the Sun reckons it will be Brazilian-born winger Deco Souza from Porto.
Another thing that the papers do agree about, however, is that many of Ranieris big-name signings were not exactly value for money.
For instance, the Sun calculates that Juan Sebastian Veron has cost £1.4m for every match he has played; and the Mail (which takes into account wags as well) says that works out at £19,133 per minute on the pitch more than Bill Gates earns.
Best value signing so far has been Glen Johnson, the former West Ham right back, who has cost a mere £3,068 per minute on the pitch so far.
One man Mourinho should look at bringing to London is Didier Drogba, the Marseille forward whose to goals last night dumped Newcastle out of the Uefa Cup.
If he wants confirmation of Drogbas class, he should phone up his old mate, Sir Bobby Robson the Star reveals that Mourinho once acted as the Newcastle bosss translator.
To cricket and the Express reports that Surrey were knocked out of the C&G Trophy yesterday by lowly Ireland, while Devon also dumped Leicestershire out of the competition.
But there is a decidedly mixed reaction to Englands one-day performances in the West Indies.
The Express says that, of the 17 players taken on tour this winter, there have been two definite pluses Andrew Strauss, who will soon be in the Test squad, and Steve Harmison.
Vikram Solanki and Anthony McGrath appear to have been jettisoned, while serious doubts remain over Ian Blackwell and Rikki Clarke.
With 14 one-dayers to be played this summer, we should know a lot more by the end of September.’
‘HAVING wept himself dry when his Chelsea side beat Arsenal at the umpteenth time of asking, Claudio Ranieri was only able to swallow hard as his Chelsea side were knocked out of the Champions League last night by Monaco.
|Who said that Ranieri had no Eidur?|
ARRIVEDERCI, CLAUDIO, the Independent says, although a more friendly ciao is better suited to announcing the imminent departure of the Italian coach.
The Sun was there to hear the crowd chant Ranieris name right up to final whistle as the Blues lost a two-goal lead (which would have been enough to put them in the final), drawing the match 2-2.
The Sun also hears from Scott Parker, who voices his upset. It was our chance to do something great and we are bitterly disappointed, says he. But theres always next year and we have got to look forward.
The problem is that next year, Ranieri will be gone and the Telegraph reports that Jose Mourinho, the Porto boss earmarked to be his replacement, will be in change.
That means that next year the likes of Parker could be even lower down the Chelsea pecking order as the new man brings in his own players.
Indeed, the Porto boss was at Stamford Bridge last night but not to cast an eye over his future charges, rather to check out Portos opponents in the Champions League final.
I will go to Stamford Bridge as the enemy, said Mourinho on the eve of his trip. I dont think enemies are welcome but Ive already got a ticket – and a bodyguard.
However, thats not a patch on what one Arsenal fan can call upon. The Times says that the President of Poland, Aleksander Kwasniewski is a fan of the Gunners. And hes got an army at his disposal.
Famous fans have always been welcome at football clubs, but while Bernie Winters goes to Spurs and Angus Deayton to Manchester United, Arsenal can all upon Osama bin Laden, Prince Harry and the Polish premier.
And this morning, during a three-day official visit to the UK, Kwasniewski will tour the Highbury stadium and meet the clubs directors.
Hell also walk past the Gunners and Bank of Friendship pubs where he worked as a barman 30 years ago.
And perhaps shed a tear for good times past.’
‘WIN, lose or draw, Claudio Ranieri will be shown the door.
|Every Claudio has a silver lining|
Thats a kind of poetry – although its not nearly as poetic as the gregarious Italian leaving Chelsea with his head held high and the Champions League pot held aloft.
The Times leads with news of the second leg of Chelseas semi-final tie against Monaco (they trail 1-3 from the first leg), and says that its not too late for Ranieri to change his reputation.
The incurable tinkerman, who has not won any silver during his four seasons at the Bridge, may yet come good.
However, Emmanuel Petit, seen in the Sun sporting a jaw-droppingly horrible goatee beard, thinks the blame for any lack of success lies with Roman Abramovich and not the teams coach.
Abramovich needs to realise money doesnt buy success, says the Chelsea midfielder. He could spend £1bn on another 40 new players but that would not guarantee success.
He could, just as he could spend a few tens of thousands of pounds each week on a player who sits on the bench.
Ranieri is a really good manger, Petit continues, but without the support of everyone at the club, its impossible for any manager to achieve success.
Thats a valid point, but one countered by Ranieris surrendering of the league title when it was still within Chelseas reach and his contriving to lose a crucial game against ten men.
Ranieris Chelsea might yet win the day and, if they do, the Guardian says that they will face Porto in the Champions League final.
Last night, Jose Mourinho, the man many expect to be Ranieris replacement, masterminded his sides 1-0 win over Deportivo La Coruna, which came about courtesy of a penalty.
Meanwhile, the Guardian watched Arsenal continue their unbeaten run in the Premier League with a 1-1 draw at Portsmouth, stretching their record to 36 matches unbeaten since the seasons start.
And congratulations to Norwich, who despite losing to Sunderland at the Stadium of Light, still managed to win the First Division title.
Perhaps next season Delia Smiths outfit will be the team to beat Arsenal? Or an egg…’
‘GRAEME Dott seems forever doomed to be a question in a pub quiz: Who lost to Ronnie OSullivan in the final of snookers 2004 Embassy World Championship?
|Graeme Dott was determined to get noticed|
The silence in the Happy Potter will be truly horrible. Even if someone does answer correctly, such is Dotts low profile that the name will still mean nothing to the many.
It might even be that more can recall the name of the streaker (Mark Roberts) who the Independent saw dash around the table before the start of the final session.
But lets not do down the Scot, who was something of the Scottish terrier (Telegraph) about him – he did well to reach the final.
Its just that The Rocket is so good, of a quality high enough to be labelled a tormented genius by the Times.
More notable names than Dotts fell by the wayside in their bids to stop OSullivan winning a second world title.
But even in victory, OSullivan can only share the back page of the Sun with the ubiquitous David Beckham.
Today, Day-vid says that he will return to Manchester United but only if Alex Ferguson leaves.
Since this is about as likely as loving, devoted husband David having an affair, the England captain looks set to spend another season in Madrid.
But strange things do happen in football, and a sensational Beckham return cannot be ruled out entirely.
Its equally possible or unlikely that Chelsea will reach the final of this years Champions League.
And the Blues Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink is telling the Independent, and one imagines anyone who will give him the time of day, that hes the man to overturn Monacos two-goal advantage.
If I do not play, it will be very hard on me, says the sulky Dutchman, who has not scored for a month.
The most important thing is that we need to score goals and I have shown this season that is what I do best. Im not criticising my team-mates, I am just talking facts. My goals are like a business card.
Which is a neat analogy, especially when we consider that when this season ends, Hasselbaink and his agent will most likely be handing those goals out around Europe as the player looks for a new club…’
‘DAVID Beckham is on his way back to the Premiership after his year-long adventure in Madrid.
|Day-vid hears about the Chelsea offer|
That is according to the Telegraph, which claims to have spoken with members of the Beckham inner circle.
Reliable sources, apparently, have stated with no small degree of certainty that the England captain will quit the galacticos and come back to live in London.
Chelsea remain red-hot favourites to win Beckhams signature, although the paper says Arsenal (who also have a gap on the right-hand side of midfield) are a more attractive proposition.
The Daily Mail offers its own take on the story, claiming that Chelsea will buy Beckham, but will loan him back to Real for a year.
It is hard to understand the logic behind that deal Beckhams main motivation for wanting to leave is to be closer to his family.
And Madrid would surely prefer to take the money and look around for a replacement.
That replacement could be Manchester Uniteds Ruud Van Nistelrooy, who (says the Mirror) has got a get-out clause in his contract that would allow him to leave for £30m.
If he does leave, Des Kelly reckons they might as well run a white flag up the pole at Old Trafford and have done with it.
There would be no greater indication United’s power base in the game is shrinking, he says, than the sight of their record-breaking striker heading for the exit, whether it’s because they cannot fight off the financial clout of the Spanish club or because the player himself believes his prospects would be improved elsewhere.
The idea of a white flag flying above Old Trafford is a delicious one to contemplate, but to other sport now and to Simon Barnes in the Times who offers a list of hated champions.
Were glad to report that Manchester United figure, as do the Arsenal of George Graham. David Campese, Martina Navratilova, Michael Schumacher (and the German football team) and Steve Davis all make it as well.
But not Stephen Hendry for some reason.
The Scot, in case anyone is still awake in Sheffield, is through to the semi-final of the world championship, where he is playing Ronnie OSullivan.
The good news is that OSullivan has a 6-2 lead after the first session of play and is well on his way to an appearance in the final against Matthew Stevens or Graham Dott.
We bet you cant wait…’
‘NOBODY TELLS ME WHERE TO GO, screams Leeds Uniteds pugnacious striker Alan Smith from the Suns back page.
|Hann strokes his glass jaw|
The paper says that those were the words Smith blurted out when he heard his club planned to sell him whether they escape the drop or not.
Of course, Smith is wrong. Many people tell him where to go, usually in no uncertain terms, and that includes referees who have been known to direct Smith towards an early bath.
Smith should realise that footballers are just commodities to be bought and sold. And as one van arrives at Arsenal, another prepares to leave Manchester United.
The Mail says that the Gunners have bought Dutch striker Robin van Persie for £2.5m. And he speaks good English.
When I was 16, says van Persie, I told my friends that, if I had to chose between Manchester United and Arsenal, I would always sign for the Gunners.
Whatever he plays like, he cannot be accused of lacking confidence.
But while one Dutchman looks to a rosy future at Highbury, the more established striking talent of Ruud van Nistelrooy prepares to relocate to Real Madrid.
The Mirror puts the story in bald terms, leading with the headline VAN GOING, and saying how Alex Ferguson is in a fight to hang onto his most prized asset.
But United fans should not pull on their Torquay and Ipswich shirts just yet. Football fans must realise that behind every former hero is a new idol.
For instance, the Mails Ian McGarry claims that Christian Vieri is unhappy at Inter Milan and that he can go for nothing.
Famed for his lack of intelligence, the big Italian would feel right at home at Old Trafford.
But Fergie could opt for any footballer from a list of players the paper claims to be up for grabs.
The list is too long and speculative to repeat in full, but it does include the likes of David Trezeguet, Francesco Totti, Pavel Nedved and Luis Figo.
But the biggest draw in town is not any number of foreign footballers, but the world snooker championships semi-final between Ronnie OSullivan and Stephen Hendry.
It is, as the Rocket tells the Express, the one everyone wanted to see.
The last time the pair met in the top tournament was two years ago. Back then, the game was something of a grudge tie following comments made about the Scot by the Chigwell flyer.
But two other snooker players are preparing to take things further, and the Sun reports that Mark King will step into the boxing ring with the mouthy Australian Quinten Hann.
King plans to knock seven shades of brown, black, yellow, green and even blue out of the Australian who had a go at Kings mate Andy Hicks in an earlier round at the Crucible.
King offered to fight for Hicks honour and Hann agreed. The bout of four two-minute rounds will now take place on June 11.
Loath as we are to take sides, we can only say that we hope King thrashes the little sod until he cries like an abandoned puppy ’
‘IF Sepp Blatter has his way, there will be only two possible results in football.
|Rotherham celebrate three points against Stoke|
The Mail hears the FIFA president propose to kick the draw out of football.
Every game should have a winner, says he. When you play cards or any other game, theres always a winner and a loser.
We should have the courage to introduce a final decision in every game of football.
The remedy for what Blatter sees as a footballing anomaly (although chess, hockey, rugby, athletics, horse-racing and many more sports suggest otherwise) is to end all drawn matches with a penalty shoot-out.
Its the kind of idea were used to hearing from a man that once called for the goals to be made bigger and allowed the United States to host the World Cup.
But at least if the emphasis is placed on just scoring goal from 12 yards out, theyll be no need for defending.
And that will suit team England just fine, since Sven Goran Erikssons squad is down to its last two central defenders.
The Express say that Sol Campbell and John Terry are now the only two fit first-choice defenders still standing as the Euro 2004 championships loom.
Jonathan Woodgate and Gareth Southgate are both injured, and Rio Ferdinands phone is switched off, which means only Terry and Campbell are available to play.
But what seems like bad news is nothing of the sort, and we call upon Sven to forget about defending. If not defending is good enough for Manchester United, its good enough for England.
Not that United are resting on the their laurels. After Arsenal yesterday, its now Uniteds turn to be linked with a swoop for Liverpools Steven Gerrard.
The Sun says that the Old Trafford club are prepared to lash out £20m on the Liverpool skipper to replace Roy Keane, who is unsure where his future lies.
As a player, you cant be looking too far ahead, says Keane to the Sun, and in football, always expect the unexpected.
So lets expect United to lose to Millwall in the FA Cup final, Keanes last match in United colours, and for the Lions to win the hearts and minds of football fans throughout Europe.
And for England to win Euro 2004 on penalties…’
‘EVERYONE not already playing for Chelsea, will, according to the papers, be playing for Arsenal come next season.
|A right Charlie|
The list of players being linked with the champions makes for a long and interesting read.
The Mirror is adamant that Arsene Wenger (hailed as priceless and irreplaceable by the clubs vice chairman David Dein) is hoping to secure the services of Michael Owen for around £12m.
While that sum is not a fortune in todays Chelsea-inflated market, such a figure is still larger than Wenger is usually able or willing to pay.
As Oliver Holt writes in the Mirror: Arsene Wenger had saved Arsenal with his habit of unearthing gold nuggets in footballs bargain basement.
The Express believes Wenger has struck gold once more with Robin Van Persie, a Dutchman who it says will sign for the Gunners this Friday.
And so it goes on, with the Sun leading with the speculative news that Steven Gerrard and John Terry could be on the way to Highbury, if Wenger gets his way.
But nothing in football is certain. And for all the rumour, Arsenal may yet purchase a few players no-one has ever heard of.
Take the rumour that Roy Keane was all set to return to the Irish national team.
What had been stated as fact now looks less certain as the Mail says how the player has pulled out of his much-vaunted international comeback.
Keane was due to play for his country against Poland later this week, but has withdrawn from the Irish squad with a, er, strained hamstring.
We wish Keane well with his recovery, and trust that his leg will be fit enough to enable him to play for his club, Manchester United, in the FA Cup final.
And we also wish Nicolas Anelka the very best of British as he makes ready to flee Manchester City.
As too, according to the Express, is Citys Robbie Fowler, who is said to be upset at being left on the bench for the second time in three weeks.
The man, said to be Britains second richest footballer after David Beckham, will move on in the summer to a club prepared to pay him a fortune to sit on the bench.
Chelsea have been alerted…’
‘ARSENAL duly won the Premiership title at the home of their north London rivals yesterday with four games to go and with a zero in their losses column.
|‘Are you watching, Tottenham?’|
But somehow the inevitability of the Gunners triumph, combined with a lacklustre display in the second-half, took a bit of the gloss of the occasion.
The game itself ended 2-2, although Spurs had a complacent opposition and Arsenal keeper Jens Lehmann to thank for their point.
The Sun celebrates Arsenals achievement on its back page, but inside brands the German a loony for conceding a late penalty that allowed Spurs to equalise.
The other papers all echo Spurs manager David Pleat assessment that Arsenal are the worthiest champions for some time.
However, the Mails Jeff Powell wonders aloud whether the French influence at Highbury is good for the English game or, more specifically, the England team.
Most people would concede that the standard of football in the Premiership has risen markedly with the recent influx of foreigners over the past few years.
And there has been a consequent upsurge in the quality of the England team as a result.
But Powell will never be truly happy until England win the World Cup again under an English manager with a team drawn from a wholly English league (with maybe a couple of Carlos Kickaballs to represent such foreign concepts as diving and feigning injury).
The good news for Powell and for England is that the Express believes that Steven Gerrard is now the Premierships top midfield enforcer after outplaying Roy Keane in Liverpools 1-0 win at Old Trafford.
Quite where that leaves Patrick Vieira we dont know, although the Suns Steven Howard believes Arsenal wouldnt have won the title without their captain.
For commitment, leadership and pure athleticism week-in, week-out, he says, there has been nothing to beat Vieira this year.
However, the Guardian asks four former Gunners to select their best ever Arsenal side and the only player to make all four starting XIs is Thierry Henry, voted PFA Player Of The Year for the second year in a row last night.
Vieira makes it into three XIs, as does George Armstrong and Liam Brady, while Sol Campbell, Ian Wright, Denis Bergkamp, Robert Pires, Tony Adams and Pat Rice make two.
Perry Groves is overlooked, once more…’
‘CLAUDIO Ranieri may have rightly got the blame for Chelseas 3-1 defeat in Monaco during the week, but what of the roles played by Roman Abramovich and Peter Kenyon?
|If he does sod all, Lampard can be the next Veron, Crespo, Geremi…|
The Russian billionaire may have more money than Croesus, but wasting it on expensive flops like Juan Sebastian Veron is not just bad business. It unsettles a team.
If you look at it, most of Chelseas best performing players were at Stamford Bridge before Abramovich arrived with his ill-gotten riches.
And, says the Mail, Chelsea could lose the best of the lot, Frank Lampard, if they dont concede to his not unreasonable demands that he get paid the same as some of the expensive overseas flops around him.
Lampards agent Steve Kutner confirmed that talks with the club had broken down over the midfielders demand for parity with Veron and Claude Knock me down with a feather Makelele.
Kenyon, the Mail says, has indicated that will not happen and, unbelievably, Chelsea have now put themselves in a position where they risk alienating a player who is an overwhelming favourite of the fans and seen by them as the heart of the team.
The Star says Lampard is Inter Milans £20m top summer target a story no doubt put around by the players agent, but by no means implausible.
Ranieri was right when he said Abramovich knows nothing about football, but it seems that Kenyon is as much of a knucklehead as his boss.
As the Express lines up Spanish winger Joaquin as Chelseas next target, the Mirror has news of a true transfer coup Rivaldo is joining Bolton.
Well say that again Rivaldo is joining Bolton.
The Brazilian, a World Cup winner and former World Footballer Of The Year – has agreed a two-year contract and will turn out at the Reebok next season.
Meanwhile, David Beckhams future is up in the air after Enrique Sobrino, the millionaire bidding for control of Real Madrid, accused him of causing problems at the club.
The scandal has been very damaging to the club, he said. We want our players to be stars for footballing reasons only. All this about Beckham has caused a bad atmosphere.
But not nearly as bad as having a potential future president slagging off the clubs top players from the sideline.’
‘ANY old tinkerer can undermine a teams performance…to detonate it as comprehensively as Ranieri did takes tinkering genius.
|‘Now, one at a time. Marcel, say sorry to Fernando…’|
So say Giles Smith in the Times, a Chelsea fan who is none too happy with events in Monaco.
But in the spirit of fair play (and that does not include Claude Makelele and, perhaps, his fellow Chelsea player Marcel Desailly), the paper does list a few moments when the Tinkerman got it right.
So many players and changes are made in the list that to repeat them all here, let alone attempt to make any sense of them, would take an age.
And we, like Ranieri, do not have long. Better to turn to the Telegraph and see what his players now think of him.
You may remember how Chelseas stars stood behind their manager after their defeat of Arsenal. They would fight for him. Hey, they might even die for him.
Now, as the paper reports, one confided: Claudio made a complete cock-up. What a dickhead! came a text message from within the post-match dressing room.
What the fuck was all that about? asked another player after the game. I bet Abramovich feels as shit as we feel, says Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
But lets turn away from such matters and look to the Telegraph and the snooker World Championships.
News from Sheffield is that Rocket Ronnie OSullivan is back to something approaching the form that once made him the worlds best player.
But his 10-6 victory over Stephen Maguire did not pass without incident.
Besides his decision to play while wearing an Alice band on his head, OSullivan could find himself in hot water for making what the paper terms a gesture with his finger after missing a difficult pot.
Not that Ronnie is too upset.
So what? says he. Frustrations good. It shows how passionate I am about the game. Im here to win the tournament. If they want to fine me, they can Ive got plenty of money, so Ill pay.
But OSullivan knows that his route to redemption in the eyes of the British public and its media is to do as Ranieri did and cry.
Then everyone will love him for a few days at least…’
‘HAVING already dictated his own suicide note in telling a Spanish newspaper that Roman Abramovich knows nothing about football (a claim he dismisses in the Telegraph as a joke), Claudio Ranieris dream of leaving the Blues with the Champions League title is all but dead and buried.
|The Tinkerman signs his own death warrant|
And the papers are united in the opinion that Ranieri, the so-called Tinkerman, is to blame for his sides 3-1 defeat to Monaco.
TINKER BLUE IT, says the Sun of the Italians tactics that saw Hernan Crespo end up on the right wing.
Chelsea falter as tinkering fails Ranieri, says the Independents headline. Tinkerman gets his comeuppance, adds the Telegraph.
It should not have been so. With scores tied at one goal apiece, and Chelsea holding their own, the Londoners benefited from two bits of rough justice from Swiss referee Urs Meier.
The first incident, noticed by the Sun (ITS CON WRONG) saw Marcel Desailly stay on the field despite knocking his elbow against the skull of Monacos outstanding Fernando Morientes.
The second was outright cheating. In WHAT A CHEAT, the Sun watches as Chelseas Claude Makelele receives a retaliatory tap on the back of the head from Vassilis Zikos and goes down like hes been shot.
Result: Zikos off and the Frenchman and Chelseas reputations damaged.
Whats worse for the Blues as if things could get worse is that Manchester United are now just a single point behind Chelsea in the Premiership.
Last night, the Indy reports, United beat Charlton 2-0 and edged toward second place in the table and automatic qualification into next years Champions League.
Meanwhile, in the Crucible Theatre, Sheffield, Jimmy White was beaten in snookers World Championships by one Barry Pinches.
The Sun hears the peoples champion call his 10-8 defeat a complete disaster and say how disappointed he is after another failure at the sports top table.
Seemingly doomed to be the greatest player never to be world champion, White must wait until next year for success.
And, barring a shock, so too must Chelsea…’
‘THERE is the scent of irony detectable in the Guardians picture of the dangerously ill Diego Maradona.
|‘Have you seen these men? If so, please contact Mr C Ranieri…’|
In the shot that sits on the cover of the papers G2 supplement, one of the best footballers ever to have raised his right hand (as he did against Peter Shilton all those moons ago) gives the world a kind of sideways thumbs-up.
The difference is that whereas last time the Argentine waved an arm in our face he wanted only to cheat England, this time he wants to cheat death.
And we should have some sympathy for the man, whose physique has succumbed to the ravages of excess.
But from what was to what will be, and the Suns lead story on Chelseas Champions League semi-final tie against Monaco, the first leg of which is to be played tonight.
I want to say thank you to all England. Ive been so delighted fans have shown me all this support, says Chelsea coach Claudio Ranieri, whose future will become clearer after tonights match.
Im in love with English football and I dont think that will ever change and I want to stay in England whatever happens at Chelsea. England is the best place to work.
It certainly is when youre winning. But if Ranieri does leave the Blues, as seems increasingly likely, we wonder what a few months toil at a new club, say, Tottenham, will do to his sunny disposition.
But our attention is momentarily diverted off the Italian by what appears to be another Argentine footballer. Do our eyes deceive us or is that really Juan Sebastian Veron?
It is! Call off the search party. Veron is alive!
Some of you will remember that Chelsea bought the player from Manchester United, billing him as the greatest midfielder there was.
He then disappeared. And now, just as Chelsea reach for the very pinnacle of European football, wouldnt you just know it, but there he is, smiling and speaking to the Telegraph.
Losing the semi-final is not an option, says the man. Only it is; it is one of two.
But Veron can lead the Blues to glory. The Guardian is of the opinion that the Argentinean will start tonights game, replacing the industrious but largely ineffectual Scott Parker on Chelseas problematic right.
If Veron does play, then we hope Chelsea win. If they were to lose, Veron might pick up another injury and melt into the ether once more…’
‘DAVID Beckham could be on his way out of Real Madrid, and not only because he has exhausted the Spanish capitals supply of beautiful women.
|‘We are just good friends,’ says Day-vid|
The Sun reports that the club could decide to cash in on the England captain if millionaire Enrique Sobrino replaces Florentino Perez as president this summer.
Beckham has to change, said Sobrino, who lead an anti-Perez group of 18 influential businessmen. I would listen to offers for him.
And that, according to the Sun, would have Chelseas billionaire owner Roman Abramovich reaching once again for his cheque book.
And the good women of Chelsea locking up their daughters…
Meanwhile, Abramovichs Chelsea are in danger of seeing their season collapse, according to influential midfielder Frank Lampard.
He tells the Express that the team needs to rediscover its form and energy for tomorrow nights European Cup semi-final against Monaco.
We looked stronger as a team in the build-up to the Arsenal game, he admitted.
Meanwhile, Englands cricketers get stronger as a team, winning the first one-day international against West Indies yesterday by three wickets.
And the man responsible, says the Mail, was wicketkeeper Chris Read, who responded to being dropped from the Test team with a vital 27 off just 15 balls.
Captain Michael Vaughan described the knock as a gem, adding: If he had a point to prove, he did it in a terrific manner.
Someone else with a point to prove was snooker player Andy Hicks, whose match against Australian Quinten Hann almost ended in a fight.
The Aussie taunted Hicks during the match about the fact that he had beaten him on the past three occasions they had met.
The left-hander responded by winning the match 10-4 and then, while shaking Hanns hand, said: Well, you wont be in the top 16 next year.
Hardly explosive stuff, but it clearly riled Hann, who had to be kept away by the referee as he replied: Youre short and bald and you can have me outside whenever you want.
What price Alan McManus breaking his cue over John Higgins head later in the week?’
‘THE pressure of being a football manager or a football player can do funny things to people.
|‘And the Premier League title goes to…’|
While the Mail hears the mother of Manchester United goalkeeper Tom Howard relate how her sons Tourettes Syndrome has got worse because of the stress at Old Trafford, we are much more concerned for the health Gerard Houllier.
It is not the physical state of the Liverpool boss that has us worried, despite his history of heart problems, but his mental well-being.
The Mirror publishes a back-page picture of Houllier in conversation with fellow Frenchman Arsene Wenger, in which he is quoted as suggesting that not only will he still be in charge at Anfield next season but his Liverpool team will win the Premiership title.
This will come as something of a surprise to most observers who have seen few signs of progress at Anfield in the past few years, not least the Liverpool fans themselves who had to sit through their teams 1-0 home defeat to Charlton at the weekend.
Even the Mirror cant keep a straight face at the suggestion.
The facts are that Liverpool have lost 10 league games already this season 10 more than Arsenal and are 29 points behind the champions-elect.
By contrast, they are only 17 points above the relegation zone, which would surely suggest that they have more chance of going down next season than they do of winning the title.
Houllier can at least dream, which is a lot more than the poor cricketers of Zimbabwe can do as the game in the strife-torn country descends into anarchy.
The Times reports that the Zimbabwe Cricket Union is to terminate the contracts of 13 white players who aired their grievances in a statement on Wednesday…and to sue them for breach of contract.
The group of 13 said they were unable to tolerate any more the racial and ethnic discrimination in the selection of the national team and called for the replacement of selectors who did not have the requisite cricket experience.
The ZCU responded by replacing not the two selectors to whom the group were referring Max Ebrahim and Stephen Mangongo, but the three who were properly qualified.
To add to the air of farce, one of the replacements, Mpumelelo Mbangwa, only became aware of his new job when he read about it on the Internet and promptly declined it.
One of the rebels tells the Times that the issue goes across racial lines and some of the black players picked to play against Sri Lanka in the first of two one-day internationals next week do not want to play.
Meanwhile, the ICC sits by and does nothing, despite the prospect of farce next week as Zimbabwe puts out a team comprising in the words of one rebels father a bunch of schoolboys.
Lets hope England can now take the brave course of action and refuse to go on tour and dare the craven body that governs the world game to sue them.’
‘ITS not that often a sportsmen makes it to the Suns Page 3; but dont fret, today brings no picture of a G-string-clad Paul Gascoigne holding a pair of hilarious comedy breasts.
|Alex had pioneered the huge invisible spliff|
No nudity is involved, which is a blessed relief when you learn that the man in the frame is none other than snooker player Alex Hurricane Higgins.
The story goes that in attending a stage play about his life, the former world champion openly smoked a joint in the stalls.
When asked to desist, the 55-year-old sauntered over to the bar at Londons Arts Theatre and carried on smoking.
Another request to stop, and the Hurricane was in the street, finishing his smoke before returning to reoccupy his seat.
A theatre employee said: If you put on a play about his wild antics and he turns up in person, its all you can expect. I think some of the audience thought it was part of the show.
Nothing more is said about the event but, given the nature of most small-scale theatre productions, Higgins may have hit on the ideal way to allow audiences to sit through fringe shows without growing restless.
Of course, the biggest show in this town or any other remains David Beckham. And the latest sporting news is that Englands captain is being wooed by Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich.
The Express says that the Russian oligarch has offered Beckham a personal invitation to join his impressive array of midfield talent.
Meanwhile, someone eyeing a move in the other direction, from England to Spain, is Ruud Van Nistelrooy, who, the Sun says, is ready to leave Old Trafford for either Barcelona or Real Madrid.
And joining Van Nistelrooy in the rush to leave Manchester will be Diego Forlan and Brazilian flop Kleberson.
United fans will not lament the passing of the two average South Americans, but the departure of the Dutch ace will surely hit morale.
But at least the United leavers will all be moving on. Francis Jeffers, the player whose head is a flesh and bone tribute to the FA Cup, is not sure what happens next.
The Mail says that, at age 23, the Scouser is not wanted by his current employers Arsenal and not liked by Everton, the club he was loaned out to.
The paper picks over what it sees as the bones of the strikers career to date and concludes that the reality of his situation must be quite sobering.
Although, his £30,000 grand a week wages can buy him a few bottles of something cheerful ’
‘WELL done to the Times Martin Samuel for coming up with the perfect sporting solution to the Beckhams trouble and strife: let her sing Englands song for Euro 2004.
|The Beckhams say they are closer than ever|
We wholeheartedly agree, and cannot help give a wry smile at the idea of each of Day-vids incoming text messages being heralded by a downloaded ringtone version of One Lion On My Chest.
But while we wait for that, and for Blazin Squad to fall on their swords, the Mails spotlight falls upon Real Madrids training ground.
When the so-called galacticos (mostly so-called by papers like the Mail when things were going well in Madrid) arrived for training yesterday, they were in for shock.
The fans, who usually scream the players names and cheer on their every touch, unfurled a large banner.
It read: PARA VOSOTROS PUTAS Y DINERO. PARA VOSOTROS INDIGNATION Y REPRESION.
Given David Beckhams grasp of the Spanish idiom, the message would, most likely, not have affected him that much. He probably took it with a smile and blew a kiss to the adoring crowd, as he believed the message asked him to do.
But to help him more fully understand, the Mail gets out its dictionary and translates. It now reads: FOR YOU WHORES AND MONEY. FOR US, INDIGNATION AND REPRESSION.
Chances are quite high that David is still not that sure as to the meaning of those words, especially the second part, so we will put it in simple terms: WE ARE UNHAPPY.
The Madrid fans are under the moon and as sick as English parrots after a night out on the tiles in Benidorm.
But sport has so much more to offer us than just David Beckham. No, really it does. It has Manchester United.
And the news is that not only is the Old Trafford outfit closing in on second spot in the Premiership thanks to a win over Leicester last night and Chelseas failures, but that Roy Keane, the teams captain, is making a return to the international fold.
The Express says that the man who said he never would play for Ireland again is making himself available for the Republics World Cup qualifying campaign.
And the Irish had best win all those games or else Roy will not be pleased. Hey, he may even walk off and vow never to play for the team…again.’
‘THANKS to Brian Lara, we now fully realise how well Englands cricketers have performed to win the series in the Caribbean.
|Brian Lara hears the score from Villa Park|
Three up in the four-match series, England travelled to Antigua in search of a whitewash. And then the West Indies beleaguered captain came into bat and scored an unbeaten 400 runs.
The Mail was there to see the mammoth innings, the largest total ever hit by a player in a single knock, which came ten years after the same man put England to the sword on the same ground with a then record 375.
This time, Lara took 12 hours and 52 minutes to complete his quadruple hundred, facing 582 balls and hitting 43 fours and four sixes.
Its a wonder he had the energy left after that lot to jump for joy and talk of how it gave him a great feeling in a post-marathon interview.
When the chips were down, Lara came good. As they say, form is temporary; class is permanent.
And so it is that Chelsea lost 3-2 to Aston Villa at the weekend, all but surrendering the Premiership tile to Arsenal.
The number of games left and points available still allow room for the Blues to come good, but the Mirror is more interested in another number the eight players Claudio Ranieri changed from Chelseas previous match.
The paper says that such tinkering will go against the Italian when he discusses his future at the club with Chelseas chief executive Peter Kenyon later this week.
But Ranieri wants us and Kenyon to know that the defeat that saw Chelsea fall seven points behind Arsenal with one fewer game to play was not his fault.
I thought we had eight fresh players who would be able to run around better than Villa but it didnt happen, he said.
Im used to being criticised for my rotation and I accepted that criticism at the start of the season. But I kept doing it and now all the players should be used to it.
But all footballers ever really want to get used to is winning football matches. And when that stops happening, things can turn quickly sour.
Just look at David Beckham. Not so long ago, he could do no wrong.
But today the Sun reports that in light of Real Madrids 3-0 home defeat to humble Osasuna, Becks has been dubbed Forrest Gump by the Spanish press.
Beckham under siege and alone, shouts one papers headline. Suicide in the Bernabeu, says another.
Life may well be a box of chocolates, as Forrests mama once told him, and if so, right now Beckhams being faced with a tray of orange creams…’
‘ON paper at least, Chelseas chances of winning the Champions League were enhanced still further last night when holders AC Milan were knocked out in sensational style.
|The Great Escape|
Claudio Ranieri still captures the main headlines, with the Telegraph saying how he and his side plan to win this seasons Premiership as well, but the story of the day comes from La Coruna.
In northern Spain, Deportivo thrashed European Cup holders AC Milan 4-0, overturning a 1-4 deficit.
The final four vying for the biggest prize in club football is now known. And with the lesser names of Porto, Deportivo and Monaco in the silken bag, Chelsea have every chance of winning the cup.
Just as Arsenal have every chance of fishing what until a week ago was a spectacular season empty handed.
The Independents news that the Gunners will have to make do without Thierry Henry rubs a large does of salt into an already festering wound.
For Chelsea, losing a player would be no big thing they have so very many of them he could get lost in the crowd. But for Arsenal, a team the paper says are playing the season with just 12 men, its a big blow.
Chelsea are on the way up, says Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, just when we are on the way down a bit.
We have crossed each other…Weve now lost a bit of freshness and belief.
A lack of belief in a team that is yet undefeated in the Premier League says something for the standards set at Highbury.
But, as the Sun reports, Liverpool are hopeful of doing what no other side have managed and plan to beat the Gunners in the league this Friday.
And Paul Scholes says that, if Arsenal are to win, theyll have to toughen up a bit.
This is a rather odd comment on a team that managed to cause a fight at the end of the match at Old Trafford and boast an unenviable disciplinary record.
But its Paul Scholes talking and, since he plays for Manchester United, the Sun must hear him out.
Not that there is not too much to hear. Scholes is one of the games quieter players and merely says of his FA Cup semi-final foul on Arsenals Jose Antonio Reyes that there are always going to be tackles in big games like that and that hes not bothered about being seen as the bad guy by the London outfit.
The only surprise is that this non-story should take precedence over the Deportivo result, which the Sun reduces to an afterthought.
Perhaps if the Spaniards had texted the result to David Beckham, wed be hearing more about it?’
‘IF Claudio Ranieri is a dead man, hes not walking – hes dancing a victory jig and crying real tears of joy.
Last night, his Chelsea did what they had not done in their previous 17 attempts and beat Arsenal, shooting down the Gunners 2-1 and so progressing into the semi-finals of the Champions League.
Its difficult to kill me, says Ranieri in the Telegraph. I may be dead but I will still continue to work. I dont stand still.
Indeed he does not, and the Italian now leads his team to Monte Carlo for a date with Monaco, who also defied the odds to see off Real Madrid.
There is much to say about the Chelsea game, with the Independent watching Arsenal change from champions into chumps after surrendering a one-goal lead.
But these days football is less and less about two halves and more about the haves and have nots. And Wimbledon has not.
The Dons now have even less, having lost to Sunderland and with that defeat lost their Division 1 status.
The Guardian looked on as 4,800 fans (2,300 of which were in Milton Keynes to support Sunderland) stood and stared as the team that gave football a shot of true romance when it won the FA Cup in 1988 slid back into obscurity.
This fall, and the clubs previous rise from the amateur ranks, the paper charts with the aid of a graph, a rising – and now falling – line that begins with Wimbledons election to the football league in season 1977-78.
How times have changed from the late Seventies! Now a footballer is less likely to mingle with fans in the local pub than he is to sign an autograph hunters book, at least if he plays for Manchester United.
The Times hears that Manchester Uniteds ban on its players signing shirts and memorabilia outside the teams training ground has been adopted by Liverpool and Everton.
The reason is not that Evertons Duncan Ferguson should be approached with extreme caution (and never from behind), but that the teams are upset that the autographs are not for true fans but for dealers who then flog them over the Internet.
For the record, the paper lets us know that a signature from Roy Keane will fetch round £160, while Paul Scholes will earn around £140.
Not bad for a squiggle and a quick Best wishes.
And good news for Uniteds shareholders who know that if the club ever falters financially, it can always ask its players to dip their pens in ink after all, imagine what riches could be earned if Keane were to write an entire sentence.’