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Cheryl Cole’s August Reunion With Ashley And Those Chuckle Brothers Rumours

STOP press. Having heard from Amanda Holden that Cheryl Cole is “probably” in love with Ashley Cole, heat magazine says the nation’s sweetheart (that’s Chezza – as you were, Amanda) is giving Ashley one “LAST CHANCE”.

Cheryl has set her sights on an “August” reunion. And you can read all about the “SECRET TALKS” inside the mag.

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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Heat, Key Posts | Comments (2)

Cheryl Cole Supports ‘New Man’

THE “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” on the Daily Star is that Cheryl Cole has a “NEW MAN”. This event is given full throat in the front-page headline:


Cheryl says she has “found the perfect man who she could be with forever”. Who is it? Him? Him? Why, it’s Black Eyed Peas front man

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Posted: 24th, March 2010 | In: Heat | Comments (3)

The Weigh In: Private Nadine Colye At ‘War’ With Cheryl Cole

YOU wait an age for an article of Girls Aloud’s Nadine Coyle and then you get two at once. heat magazine leads with:


This is the tale of Nadine’s war with Cheryl Cole. Or as heat puts it:

“EXPOSED: Jealous Nadine’s bitter feud with Cheryl”

A source “close to the star” [that’s Nadine] tells us that “Nadine tries to keep very private and believes that her success will come through her talent and not any kind of media circus that might surround someone’s private life”.

Is this the same Nadine Coyle who appeared in OK! magazine canoodling with then lover, Jesse Metcalfe, the star of TV’s Desperate Housewives?

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Posted: 16th, March 2010 | In: Heat | Comments (2)

Ashley Cole’s Other Woman Introduces The John Terry ‘Captain’s Armband’ Condom

ASHLEY Cole’s knickers are the subject of Sammi Fugill’s indelible memory banks. Sammi dated the Chelsea and England player before he hooked up with “nation’s sweetheart” Cheryl Cole.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Sammi tells heat readers that he’s glad she had the “self-respect” to dump Ashley after she claims he made pass at her mate. She then tells us that sex with Ashley was “sweaty”, respectfully.

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Posted: 10th, March 2010 | In: Heat | Comment

Peter Andre Is ‘Taken Out’ And Katie Price ‘Explodes’

IN heat magazine “JORDAN EXPLODES”. The cabin pressure aboard those trans-Atlantic flights? It can happen. Irena D. was on her way from Moscow to Los Angeles on an unnamed airline when her chest spread itself out. Irena DDD cannot be traced.

Katie Price career in pictures (NSFW)

It turns out that Katie Price has not exploded in the literal sense. But she has screamed:

“How dare you date other women!”

Katie is said to have been put out that Peter Andre had been working Maddy Ford in a sponsored shag. Says a source:

“The worst part is that the kids were there and saw and heard everything.”

Princess TenaLadyMe and Junior Peter are all ears and eyes. When they get together for their stage show version of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez I Love Lucy, they will surely spill the beans.

“It was awful,’ says our source. Junior didn’t really understand what was going on and she was in the background telling him what to say. She was saying to him, ‘Daddy’s a liar. Look Daddy’s kissing another girl… See how Daddy treats Mummy now. That girl is called Maddy and – that’s Daddy’s girlfriend. Ask him about it Junior.”

Maddy Ford pictures (NSFW)

No need. Maddy Ford has been speaking to the press about it all. All Junior need to is read.
Says Junior, now with a speaking part:

“Daddy, why did you lie?”

The source then tells us:

“That’s the worst part – he stuck to his word and yet she still went mad and tried to use it against him.”

Poor Peter. And its get worse, because heat announces in a headline:


A hit on the pop acorn? Is death the next logical step on his career ladder? No, dear reader. This is a contest for readers to send in videos explaining that they’ve got what it takes to date Peter – which from an outsider’s viewpoint seem to be a massive chests, hair extensions and a speed dial to the tabloids…

Me And My Chest: Peter Andre’s Career in Pictures
Katie Price career in pictures (NSFW)

Peter Andre On Tour (NSFW)

Katie Price And Alex Reid’s Las Vegas Minister For Marriage Has License Revoked: Pictures

Posted: 10th, March 2010 | In: Heat | Comment

Amy Winehouse And Blake To Remarry In 13 Steps

home50AMY Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are back together. Heat magazine leads with a picture of the pair in a canoodle.

Amy admits: ‘We’re addicted to each other.

Amy Winehouse & Blake

Heat meets Blake at his flat in Sheffield. All good, then. Only, heat speaks of friends being “terrified” and wracked with “fears” that Amy and Blake will be less than good for each other. These “friends” who sue heat like a therapist to share their private terrors need to ask themselves this: what hurts more, unrequited love or the removal of a “Blake” tattoo from your left bosom?

Amy Winehouse Changing Looks

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Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Heat | Comment

Katie Price Tries For A Baby With Alex Reid: Pictures

8334197KATIE Price and Ales Reid: Tango & Gash’s working model Katie Price has been on the Capital Radio Breakfast Show and GMTV. Anorak spotted her and took photos. Says Katie: “Me and Alex so want kids – well, we are trying, so let’s hope, let’s hope.” Let’s hope for Haiti. “The reason we got married in Vegas is because you can’t get married anywhere else unless you’ve been divorced for a certain amount of days. There was no Elvis or – you know, it wasn’t tacky at all. In fact, the pictures are absolutely gorgeous.” As heat magasine says: the weding is a “FAKE” and “Jordan is trying to get pregnant even as we speak.” Alex is in India. Picture that:


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Katie Price poses for photographs at the Capital Radio Breakfast Show, at the Global Radio studios in central London.

Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: Heat | Comments (3)

‘Insecure’ Angelina Jolie Joins Lily Allen Glee Club

jolie-pitt1HEAT magazine claims on its front cover to be “bursting with glee” as it delivers the headline that Brad Pitt’s lover Angelina Jolie is “INSECURE”.


That was then. She’s


Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

Feel the glee. She’s also a mother many times over and older and looking, well, better than you.

Angelina’s Jolie’s changing looks are contrasted with Lily Allen’s, a homegrown girl who has “WON HER BODY BATTLE”.

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Posted: 2nd, February 2010 | In: Heat | Comment

X Factor: Stacey Solomon Says It Was ‘Rigged’ For Joe McElderry To Win

X FACTOR bronze medallion winner Stacey Solomon is on the cover of heat magazine, and she’s telling readers: “I reckon Simon rigged it!”

Inside and the shocker news is couched in Stacey adding, “Only joking.”

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Posted: 15th, December 2009 | In: Heat | Comments (4)

X Factor: Olly Murs Loses His Virginity Like Michael Jackson And Feels For Stacey Solomon

stacey_soloman-olly-mursIN this week’s heat magazine, you can meet the “REAL OLLY MURS”. Well, not really. You can meet X Factor contestant Olly Murs’ twin bother, Ben Murs.

Had Ben and Olly teamed up sing as a double act on the X Factor they’d have been Bolly. Ben would have got the first letter but Olly would have seen his entire name used in band’s tabloid name. Like Edward, of Jedward, Olly would have been the substance.

Ben tells us that Olly was “very sweet”, “placid”, “shy” and “caring”. He “didn’t lose his virginity until he was 18”.

Caring Ben than says that his brother is – get this – “very private”, was “devastated” when his girlfriend and he parted. And then we get the best part about how Ben and Olly are different:

“I was thinking that the other day. You know, like Michael Jackson used to be very different off screen, but when he was on stage it was like, ‘I’m here. This is what I can do.’ Olly’s exactly like that.”

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Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Heat | Comment

X Factor: How to Date Olly Murs, Hate Danyl Johnson And Daniel Lloyd Gets Wood

img004ALL the UK mags want to be home of the X Factor, to become the official organ that fans will reach for to read about their fave show’s wannabes, stars and judges. This week’s Heat mag, makes its play, leading with “JEDMANIA”, a tribute to John and Edward Grimes, the X Factor’s answer to America Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar.

For those of you not au fait with Mr Malakar, he was the non-singing, non dancing performer whose hair styles and uselessness kept him on the show week after week. He only failed when all the other acts copied his moves and style and he ended up looking cocky.

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Posted: 3rd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Heat | Comment (1)

Katie Price Answers heat Readers’ Questions, Literally

6111002HAVING seen the Heat video, in which Katie Price tells of going bald in The Priory, the woman who found fame as Mrs Peter Andre answers Heat readers’ questions.

Heat refers to Katie as Jordan/Kate struggling to see past the marketing scam that pits Katie Price (mother) against Jordan (slapper). Any differences become further blurred when Katie lifts up her dress to show off her knickers.

Katie is ready now to answer questions with her fearless candour – “And she’s ready to answer literally anything.

Lucy Archibold: How long after meeting Alex Reid did you sleep with him?
KP: That’s my business and no on else’s.

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Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Heat | Comment (1)

‘Bald’ Katie Price Is ‘Down, Depressed And In The Priory Too’

KATIE Price Is ‘Down, Depressed And In the Priory Too’.

Is this a rare moment of clarity from Our Katie as she makes ready to read a trail for her interview in heat magazine? No, it’s just a joke. Really.

Hey, Peter Andre – there’s a song in this: Inania.

Cue the music:

Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Heat | Comment