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Jade Goody Funeral Pictures
JADE Goody funeral pictures -and flowers…
Posted: 4th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Jade Goody’s Last Take Away
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Kirsty Gallagher’s breasts, thighs and tum…
Daily Mirror: “Kirsty Gallacher: My boobs aren’t as pert and my bum isn’t as firm but I’m finally happy with my body”
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Posted: 4th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Jade Goody’s Minging Funeral Flowers
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s funeral, Jade’s flowers and Jade’s mum…
The Sun: “Crowd’s farewell to Jade”
WREATHS spelling out Jade Goody’s best-known sayings — including “Minging” and “East Angula” — will accompany the reality TV star on her final journey today.
Floral arrangements will also include the word “kebab” — from one of her infamous Big Brother moments — and a Marmite jar after she compared herself to the spread, saying: “You either love me or hate me.”
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Posted: 4th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (13)
The Media Gave Jade Goody Cancer
JADE Goody remains dead – so say the headlines. And Max Clifford begins to make sense of who Jade was:
“I have dealt with people from the Beatles to Muhammad Ali, but I have never known such intensity from the media as this.”
Had only The Beatles called Max then John Lennon could have scored the Harpic contract and been the face of Walrus Conservation. Ali, well, is he still champion of the world?
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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (4)
Jade Goody’s Funeral Route And Facts
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career. Jade is still dead but with her funeral to run and books to sell, she remains busy…
Daily Star: “JADE’S FUNERAL IS A FAKE”
She’s not dead? Was Jade the greatest method actor of her generation?
Jade Goody’s final resting place is being kept secret to keep ghoulish fans away. Her grieving family are trying to fool freaks and sickos by dropping false hints about possible burial plots. A source revealed last night: “Jade’s loved ones are desperate for her to be buried with dignity and to rest fully in peace. They want to be able to bury Jade in private and to keep the location a secret. Sadly, they know there are ghouls and freaks out there who might turn up at the grave site looking for souvenirs.”
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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (20)
Dancing Pope’s Pole Club Advert Banned
THE Advertising Standards Authority says a flyer for Berserk at Club Fire, Ipswich, featuring what some believe to be a fake picture of the Pope John Paul II cavorting with a blonde strumpet the Pope is offensive and must be removed.
The papers tells of “angry Poles and Catholics” calling the Ipswich and Suffolk Council for Racial Equality (ISCRE) and demanding that the Pope’s picture be taken down.
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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (3)
F1 FAIL! Lewis Hamilton disqualified from Australian Grand Prix
LEWIS Hamilton and his McLaren team has been stripped of his third place in last Sunday’s Australian Grand Prix.
Why? No one seems to know, although the FIA (motor sport’s governing body) said they were excluded “for providing evidence deliberately misleading to the stewards at the hearing on 29 March”.
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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (14)
Adare’s Anglians Save Capello’s England
ENGLAND went to the 1970 World Cup as defending champions. They had a better team than in 1966, and were one of the favourites to win the tournament.
In the event they played very well in the group match against the eventual champions Brazil, and should have won. Then they threw away a 2-0 lead in the quarter-finals against West Germany, through a combination of uncharacteristic defending errors and misjudged substitutions.
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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Flashback, Key Posts, Reviews | Comment
Watch Jade Goody Burn
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with offical books, offical candles and offical albums
The Sun: “Charity candles for Jade funeral”
SPECIAL funeral candles with a picture of Jade have been made for Saturday’s service.
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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Jade Goody’s Final Words
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s last words, Jade’s very last words, Jade’s Butlins plug and Thorpe Park…
The Sun: “Jade’s Last Words”
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Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (9)
Sun Duped By Google Street View Divorce Story
THE Sun’s Veronica Lorraine reports that a woman has used Google Street View to trap her cheating husband. It’s a great splash and all over the interwebs.
Extra-marital sex and Google in one story makes for a Sun story.
Only, it’s not true.
Anorak has come upon this email sent to the Sun by a reader:
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Posted: 31st, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (12)
Cheating Husband Caught On Google Street View
HERE’S the wife dialling up Google Street View.
She zooms in on the house of woman she believes her husband is seeing.
His Range Rover is there. Well, that what the story says.
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Posted: 31st, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (6)
Jack’s Funeral Poem To Jade Goody Exclusive
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s secret baby, Jade’s flower and Jack’s Ode To Jade…
Daily Star: “JADE’S SECRET BABY AGONY”
“She cradled our tot in her arms” Jack reveals all
There’s Jade and there’s Jack and there’s a baby in her arms….
GRIEVEING Jack Tweed told last night how Jade Goody sealed their love before she died by cradling their “imaginary baby”. He told OK! magazine: “Jade cradled our imaginary baby before she died.”
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Posted: 31st, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Celebrities Shun Jade Goody
EARLY reports were that Michael Jackson would be attending Jade’s Goody funeral.
Old Mr Anorak keeps a picture of Jackson above his desk – the one of Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor at David Gest’s marriage to Liza Minneli that suggests all three are melting over a giant candle. OMA says the picture reminds him of his fourth wife during her three-day weekender at Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck’s clinic.
But now a veil hangs over the image. News reaches us that Jackson will not be at the big Jade party.
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Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Top Six F1 WAGs
NOW that the F1 season is up and running, it’s time to take a closer look at the formula’s top WAGs (click on images to enlarge)…
1. Isabell Reis (Timo Glock)
The 27-year-old German, who drives for Toyota, may not be a star driver – yet – but he has still managed to bag himself a ridiculously good-looking model.
Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (3)
Police Stop G20 Plot To Kill Barack Obama
ALL over the media is the news that five have been arrested in a G20 “bomb plot”.
Police in Plymouth are said to have uncovered a cache of weapons and “material relating to political ideology”. (The south-west is a hotbed of terror!)
The Tory Blue Book is dangerous reading?
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Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment
Merry James: Ten Bizarre Facts About Madonna And Child
ALL hail the Madonna and child. Historians will note than in no two pictures of the child the same. Madonna had many children, all different, all unique and special.
10 Bizarre Facts About Madonna and Child:
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Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Michael Jackson Plays Jade Goody’s Funeral
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Michaele Jackson, without Jordan and Jack’s new pad…
Daily Star: “JACKO: I’LL BE AT JADE’S FUNERAL”
Michael Jackson is set to lead a host of mourners at Jade Goody’s funeral after promising her husband Jack Tweed he will be there. Thriller singer Michael, 50, is set to make lifelong Jacko fan Jade’s dreams come true by attending the service.
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Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Jacqui Smith In Home Porn Scandal
JACQUI Smith, the pot-smoking Home Secretary, has been caught in an expenses row – using taxpayers’ money to pay for porn films.
Can the matter be explained as research into the sex industry she wishes to stamp on? Did any of the films feature East European slaves? And should we the taxpayers get to see the evidence and decide for ourselves?
Julie Bindel: Do you know anyone personally who has used a prostitute?
JS: [Hesitates] No.
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Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (10)
Coleen Rooney Is Pregnant
COLEEN Rooney is pregnant. It’s fact. Well, sort of. The Sun sees a “tummy bulge” and hears a source tell of babies.
Of course, Coleen might be less with child as with last night’s kebab a la mode. But the Mail, too, says Coleen might be with child.
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Posted: 29th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Jade Goody’s Last Coffin
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s coffin, Henry VIII and Australia…
The People: “Jade Goody coffin picture plot – Warped ghouls have been trying to get pictures of Jade Goody’s BODY in her coffin so they can sell them.”
Dis-gus-ting. (If you do have them, send them to us and we will publish them, tastefully.)
The monstrous plot echoes the evil attempts to make cash from pictures of Princess Diana dying in a car crash in Paris 12 years ago.
Echo… Like in a tunnel?
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Posted: 29th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Jade Goody And Shipla Shetty In EastEnders Special
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with EastEnders, Shilpa Shetty and…
The People: “SHILPA SHETTY TO JOIN EASTENDERS”
Bollywood beauty Shilpa Shetty is being lined up to join the cast of EastEnders. Jade Goody’s pal is in talks with BBC chiefs about a major role in the soap.
I-‘ate-you-Peggy-Pork-Pie!
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Posted: 29th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Umbro can’t plug new England shirt leak
AFTER many years of producing terrible kits for England, it appears Umbro may finally have got it right (the fact that Nike, who do tend to make decent kits, now owns Umbro may have something to do with it).
This is a leaked photo of the new England home kit, as sported by skipper John Terry and goalie David James. There seems to be some debate about whether or not the photo is genuine, but Anorak can confirm it is for real (don’t ask us our sources – we’d only have to kill you).
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Posted: 28th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (5)
EastEnders At Jade Goody’s Funeral
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with EastEnders, beauty tips and Russell Brand says…
The Sun: “Jade’s grieving boys spared pain of funeral”
Funeral directors FA Albin of Bermondsey, South London, issued a statement saying the music had been chosen by the Big Brother star, who was 27. It read: “Jade’s coffin will be carried by the company’s vintage Rolls hearse followed by a cortege of four Daimler limousines and her favourite car, a Bentley.”
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Posted: 28th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (43)
Jade Goody Backs Earth Hour
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Shilpa Shetty,
Daily Star: “Jade’s Jack in kiss ‘n’ tell shock”
How long until Jack Tweed is Jack Tweed and no longer Jade’s Jack? And kiss ‘n’ tell – surely bury ‘n’ tell..?
Daily Mirror: “JORDAN: PAL JADE WAS SO INSPIRING”
Says Jordan:
“Her bravery was so inspiring. I was really sad to discover she’d passed away. I think there should be a Jade legacy set up and I’d be honoured to be involved and continue the work she did raising awareness of cervical cancer.”
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Posted: 27th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
