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Is This The Worst Wake Up Call Of All Time?

IS this the worst wake up call of all time? Or is it the best?

And save your sympathy – it’s his own fault for not having a door for them to kick in. And he’s late for work at Anorak Towers. The Thatcher Room does not wipe itself down, you know…


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Posted: 2nd, June 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Photos Of The Day: The Hitler Underpants

PHOTOS of The Day are brought to you by Hitler Underpants – for your Nazi Party member – Camp Climax for Girls, the Golden Girls photo bomb, the most eco-friendly taxi in the world, the delicious flavour of Communion wafers, the boss-eyed lizard and Barack Obama’s car – the one that turns into a see-saw on an Irish bump…

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Posted: 30th, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Photos Of The Day: The Sanitary Genitals

PHOTOS of The Day are broght to you by the good people at “Maybe your touched your genitals”…

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Posted: 24th, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (2)


After The Rapture: Photos Of The Missing

AS you know, the Rapture occured at 6pm on May 21, 2011. Around 200 million people vanished that day, ascending to the light above. (Check the rapture flowchart for breaking news.)Harold Camping was right. And to prove it, we present to you there photos of life after the Rapture. And, kids, the film lied: no pets go to Heaven: they burn in Hell with the rest of us…

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Posted: 24th, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1)


Photos Of The Day: Flying Tuna, Her Front Bottom And A Zipped On Head

PHOTOS of The Day feature the woman with a front bottom (literally!), the LV zipped-on head, the flying cans of tuna, the dryest man in the world and Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie’s Disney downfall…

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Posted: 16th, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Great Faces Pulled At The 2011 World Table Tennis Championships

TO the 2011 World Table Tennis Championships, where the usual and unusual faces are in evidence:

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Posted: 16th, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Photos Of The Day: Obama’s Wasted Noodles

PHOTOS of The Day: presented by Obama’s Number One Fan and wasted noodles…

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Posted: 13th, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Photos Of The Day: The Sony Erection

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Posted: 12th, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1)


Photos Of The Day: Osama Bin Laden’s Refer Madness

PHOTOS of The Day feature Osama and Obama sharing a joke, Cheryl Cole losing her feet, a massive spliff and Batman…

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Posted: 10th, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


World War One In Incredible Photographs: Every One An Epic Story

WE asked the question: how will World War One be remembered? The answer: photographs. Oh, for sure they can lie. They can provide a half, stylized, self-conscious record. But if you see enough photographs, the truth outs.

We’ve compiled a gallery of quite simply outstanding photographs of the Great War. Ordering this big album of photos is an impossible job. We’ve tried but each time we look again, a few image captures our attention and stirs the imagination.

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Posted: 8th, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comments (4)


How To Avoid Deep Vein Thrombosis

HOW do you avoid getting deep vein thrombosis on an aircraft? Well…

Posted: 8th, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (2)


Photos Of The Day: Knock Before Masturbating For Jesus

PHOTOS of The Day are a particularly good bunch. Look out for the agony aunt’s top tips on masturbating etiquette (pic 2); fun and games in Obama’s Situation Room (5 and 11); people c*unt (3); the greatest eyebrows ever of the day (8); east is the new south (6); and Jesus is watching (in spandex)…

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Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1)


Photos Of The Day: Glasgow Drivers Outsmart Clampers

PHOTOS of The Day: In Glasgow, the keepers of law, order and appropriate parking can keep the clamped car…

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Spotter: @dianogah

Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Photos Of The Day: The Squirrel’s Nuts

PHOTOS of The Day: You should see the squirrel’s nuts…

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Posted: 28th, April 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Photos Of The Day: The Darth Vader Muslism Bong Party

PHOTOS of The Day: “Wing” once for service…

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Posted: 20th, April 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Photos Of The Day: The Kate Middleton Monkey Tastes Like Chicken

PHOTOS of the Day are brought to you by Kate Middleton’s jellybean. Look out for the picture of the woman looking for love – she’s got knitwear! – the monkey army, the thing that tastes like chicken and a party at Old Mr Anorak’s house…

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Posted: 15th, April 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Photos Of The Day – Kim Jong-Il’s Tongue Of Love

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Posted: 14th, April 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Photos Of The Day: The Yorky Takes A Chunk

TODAY’s Photos of The Day feature the Yorkshire Terrier going for the full bar; a sign that could only exist in America; how not to stuff a lion (well, not unless you’ve never seen one in life); a bear smelling the finger; and melting – oh, god the melting…

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Posted: 12th, April 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Photos Of The Day: Geri Halliwell’s Beef And Something

TODAY’S Photos of the Day are presented by Geri Halliwell’s gigantic pal – is it Photoshop? – and beef with something. Also look out for Wayne Rooney’s face explained and Ireland fashion police trying to rid a man of last season’s denim…

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Posted: 8th, April 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Pictures Of The Day: The Genitals Tattoo

PHOTOS of The Day are brought to you by the vagina back tattoo. Yep, she’s put it where she still can’t see it…

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Posted: 5th, April 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1)


Pictures Of The Day: The Marijuana Field Fire

TODAY’S 10 photos of the day feature the happy-to-be-dead forest, the world’s greatest before and after shot and having put out the marijuana field fire the crew need cake…

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Posted: 4th, April 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Pictures Of The Day: The Baby In A Bucket

TODAY’S 10 photos of the day feature the baby in the bucket, the tiger dog and the ultimate trophy wife…

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Posted: 1st, April 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


10 Photos At 10: The Last Remaining Chair

A NEW feature of 10 odd, uplifting and downright stupid photos of the day. It’s photojournalism, readers:

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Posted: 31st, March 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1)


Images Of Empire: The National Archives Opens It’s Collection Online

IMAGES of Empire:  The Curators at the National Archives in Kew want you to look at the photos of Africa and help identify what they are of. The collection is called Africa Through A Lens.

The photos were taken at the apogee of the British Empire, housed in the Colonial Office library, which shut in 2005. Earl Granville, was secretary of state for the colonies in the 1860s. He wanted all governors to create a record “noteworthy buildings and scenery … together with individuals peculiar to the colony“.

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Posted: 10th, February 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1)


Get ‘Em Off! The Nostalgia-Proof British Sex Comedy

WE British are scorned by the world for our attitude to sex. Unsophisticated, unromantic, unimaginative, unattractive, unhygienic, inhibited and generally inept – these are the characteristics that spring to the foreign mind when forced to think of our men as potential partners.

And judging by the evidence of the Great British Sex Comedy, you can see why.

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Posted: 20th, October 2010 | In: Flashback, Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comments (3)