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Exporting The BNP Nazis

exporting-the-bnp-winsTHE BNP wins and its auf wiedersehen to their leader.

Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Griffin
If You Think We’re On The Run?

Mr Brown Goes Off To Town
On The Eight Twenty-One
But He Comes Home Each Evening
And He’s Ready With His Gun

Put the gun down, Gordon.  Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spotter: The Croydonian

Posted: 8th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4)


Cruising For Kids, For Charity

cruising-for-kidsTHE charity fail of the year award goes to Cornerstone Learning who invite patrons to come CRUISING FOR KIDS on a yacht.

Any idea who the DJ is?

Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment (1)


Wine Fail

wine-failA MOST delicious and “appaling” wine…

Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment


China Unveils Memorial To Tiananmen Square Massacre

tienanmen-squareCHINA unveils memorial to Tiananmen Square Massacre…

More…

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Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment (1)


How Not To Be An Alcoholic

alcoholicHOW not to be an alcoholic – take up writing…

Spotter

Posted: 4th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Walk On Barack Obama’s Water

obama-waterONE sip of this elixir and you too can walk on Barack Obama’s water. And play. And sing. And pray. And go to the theatre. And be a Roman in a strange land…

Goes well with ice-cream.

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Posted: 4th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)


Voter Chins Gordon Brown

gordon-brownVOTER Chins Gordon Brown ahead of Euro Elections…

Image: HuffPo

Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)


The World’s Greatest Anniversary Gift

anniversary-giftTHIS is the world’s greatest anniversary gift – probably…

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment


Westminster Twinned With Switzerland

suicide-mpsIN the news Hundreds of Britons on waiting list for Swiss suicide clinic.

Pictures…

British MPs In Suicide Pact

Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4)


Gordon Brown Takes The Pill

gordon-brown-says-yes-to-drugsGORDON Brown is aiming to secure the vibtating raver vote with his campaign slogan ‘E Not Hate“…

Keep taking the pill.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


Susan Boyle Releases New Album: Picture

susan-boyle-albumSUSAN Boyle has emerged from taking a backseat/ therapy to showcase her new album. Anorak has the picture:

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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment


Giant Hairy Cow-Eating Pig Shot In Australia

giant-pigTHIS is a picture of a 220kg giant feral pig shot on a Pilbara cattle station after it was spotted eating a cow.

This is a picture of a fake giant pig that has been causing pig enthusiasts to have a cow.

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Posted: 31st, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (4)


Carla Bruni Has Cosmetic Surgery: Pictures

carla-bruni-has-cometic-surgeryCARLA Bruni has had cosmetic surgery – and Anorak has happened upon the pictures…

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Posted: 30th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)


Prince Harry Stumbles Into Obama Photo Op

harry-lays-wreath-at-ground-zeroTO New York where Prince Harry Baseball Cap has stumpled into an Barack Obama Photo Op – specifically one for his private jet…

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Posted: 30th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comments (2)


Thais Banned From Swimming

no-swimming-if-you-cant-swimIN Thailand the law is clear and in plain English – No swimming if you can’t swim.

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Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


All Blonde Australians Are As Racist As Miley Cyrus

blonde-australian-are-racistsIN Australia, when the wogs aren’t shotting each other, blonde female fans of Miley Cyrus, Spanish tennis players and baskeballers are laughing – laughing, really laughing – at Asian women, sorry, gooks.

Racism in the Australian Postal System is absolutely unacceptable. Even though it is hilarious to blonde people.

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Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment (1)


San Francisco Fun Rapists For Cycling

rape-funTHIS post on “Putting The Fun Between Your Legs” is sponsored by San Francisco Women Against Rape…

Click the image for Cycling rapist fun!

Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment


X -Ray Of Woman With Bullet In Face For 42 Years

hou-guoyingHOU Guoying, 65, of China, has a pain in her face. She has been complaining of an agonising headache.

Guoying has a bullet embedded near her right jaw and ear, having been accidentally shot with a pistol during the Cultural Revolution in 1967.

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Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)


The Most Bizarre Taxidermy Exhibits Ever

squirrel_boxing1GEARING up for the 2009 World Taxidermy and Fish Carving’s Championship, Old Mr Anorak has been slicing smoked salmon with no little excitement.

Between May 5 and May 9, 2009, our patron will be at the St. Charles Convention Center, St. Charles, Missouri, USA, carving fish and stuffing plain brown envelopes into almost lifelike brown bears.

Don’t Miss Taxidermy and Fish Carving’s Greatest Event!

The climax of the event is the 2009 World Show Awards Banquet, where $25,000.00 in cash prizes will be awarded. And you can eat what you once scooped.

In recognition of this seminal event, Anorak brings you the Most Bizarre Taxidermy Exhibits Ever:

Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Kim Jong Il’s Secret Picture Gallery

19KIM Jong Il is 67. Bits of him may be far younger – such as the platform heels he stands on, his hair and his Gary Glitter MP3 player imbedded into his left ear.

Kim Jong Il is in the news. There be rockets in North Korea. One may even one day contain Kim Il Jong; a last desperate attempt to break the human cannonball record – human cannonbalism being the apogee of the North Korean dream.

Anorak takes a look at Kim il-Jong’s life in pictures:

Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


Butt Hole Road Gets Name Change To Archer Way

butt-hole-roadTO Butthole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire, which is to renamed Archer Way, at a cost to residents of £300.

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Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Pictures Of Osama Bin Laden Shaved

jimmy-edwardsTHE power of the moustache cannot be underestimated. The moustache can cover a thin lip, underline a noble nose and create a nest for a cold sore.

It also gives you power. But not everyone uses the power wisely and for every Jimmy Edwards, there is an Adolf Hitler; for every Mahatma Ghandi, a Joe Stalin; and for every Saddam Hussein at least a dozen more Saddam Husseins.

Would YOU have responded to Lord Kitchener had he boasted a clean-shaven face?

Anorak has discovered pictures of notables without their power moustaches. A gallery follows, featuring such luminaries of moustache mayhem as Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, Albert Einstein, Dali and Charlie Chaplin…

Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Alistair Darling On Finding A Good Tax-Avoidance Accountant

darling-expenses1GOOD old Chancellor Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequor, for supporting the accountancy industry by paying an accountant public money to complete his tax return.

MPs then – possibly – asked the same accountants about capital gains tax, if a porn film is tool of the trade and to explain tax loop holes.

Chancellor Alistair Darling is among nine Cabinet Ministers who paid accountants public money to complete their tax returns, it has been reported.

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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (11)


Bullets Fly At Pregnant Bachelorette Party

bacholorette-partyTO Kentucky, where bullets are flying at a bachelorette party.

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Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


Two Lovers Both Change Sex To Marry

sex-change-coupleIN China, two lovers want to change sex and then marry:

A pair of young lovers in Yichang, Hubei province, plan to get several operations to change their gender and then marry each other.

The woman wants to become a man while the man wants to become a woman. The two, both 23, fell in love a year ago.

When’s the big day?

The hospital said surgeries for the pair to change genders would be completed in two years.

May be quicker to swap brains?

China’s Sex Theme Park Demolished: Pictures

Sex Change Youth Kim Petras Sings For Record Label

Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)