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Pictures Of Osama Bin Laden Shaved

jimmy-edwardsTHE power of the moustache cannot be underestimated. The moustache can cover a thin lip, underline a noble nose and create a nest for a cold sore.

It also gives you power. But not everyone uses the power wisely and for every Jimmy Edwards, there is an Adolf Hitler; for every Mahatma Ghandi, a Joe Stalin; and for every Saddam Hussein at least a dozen more Saddam Husseins.

Would YOU have responded to Lord Kitchener had he boasted a clean-shaven face?

Anorak has discovered pictures of notables without their power moustaches. A gallery follows, featuring such luminaries of moustache mayhem as Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, Albert Einstein, Dali and Charlie Chaplin…

Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Alistair Darling On Finding A Good Tax-Avoidance Accountant

darling-expenses1GOOD old Chancellor Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequor, for supporting the accountancy industry by paying an accountant public money to complete his tax return.

MPs then – possibly – asked the same accountants about capital gains tax, if a porn film is tool of the trade and to explain tax loop holes.

Chancellor Alistair Darling is among nine Cabinet Ministers who paid accountants public money to complete their tax returns, it has been reported.

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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (11)


Bullets Fly At Pregnant Bachelorette Party

bacholorette-partyTO Kentucky, where bullets are flying at a bachelorette party.

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Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


Two Lovers Both Change Sex To Marry

sex-change-coupleIN China, two lovers want to change sex and then marry:

A pair of young lovers in Yichang, Hubei province, plan to get several operations to change their gender and then marry each other.

The woman wants to become a man while the man wants to become a woman. The two, both 23, fell in love a year ago.

When’s the big day?

The hospital said surgeries for the pair to change genders would be completed in two years.

May be quicker to swap brains?

China’s Sex Theme Park Demolished: Pictures

Sex Change Youth Kim Petras Sings For Record Label

Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


Barack Obama’s Secret Picture Gallery

obama-phoneBARACK Obama is transparent. He is almost see through. If you hold him up to the light you just see more light.

Now Anorak has chanced upon the Secret Barack Obama picture gallery – shots of the real Obama at work…

Look at them all and be amazed – questions later:

Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


Organ Donors Promised Free Sex With Hot Blonde

organ-donor-sexCAN adverts fopr organ donors get any better – or worse –  than this one in Belgium?

Legend:

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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


The Anatomical Heart Needle Felting Kit

knit-a-new-heartEVER wanted to knit yourself a new heart? Well, now you can with the Anatomical Heart Needle Felting Kit from Fancy Tiger.

This kit includes everything you need to make two super cute hearts. You get several colors of wool roving, a foam safety cube, one barbed felting needle and easy to follow instructions.

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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment


Children Want Perforated Eardrums From Russian Roulette: Pictures

russian-roulette-balloon-gunPITY the child as he lifts up this fun game of Russian Roulette – the toy gun;  the inflated balloon; a one in six chance of perforating your eardrum. He blows the balloon. He waits…

The gun sells for $16.

Gallery:

Posted: 18th, May 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment (1)


Israel Gives Every Palestinian A Key

palestinian-tear-gasTHIS image of Israel is from the Associated Press – and lest you mistake it for a shot of a sleeping man, it is captioned as follows:

A Palestinian passed out from tear gas fired by Israeli troops, holds a key symbolizing the keys to houses left by Palestinians in 1948, during a demonstration marking the 61st anniversary of ‘Nakba,’ Arabic for catastrophe, in the West Bank village Bilin, near Ramallah, Friday, May 15, 2008. The rally marked the displacement of hundreds of thousands of Palestinians who either fled or were driven out of their homes during the 1948 war over Israel’s creation.

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Posted: 18th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment


Swine Fever: Julian Lewis MP is Anorak’s Man Of The Year

julian-lewisAMID all the MPs expenses claims for foreign applicances and Euro porn, one man stands alone – and ramrod stright – for standards of Britishness and Our Way.

That man is Julian Lewis, the shadow defence minister. In his hands our great nation is ably defended.

Mr Lewis claimed £119 for a wall-mounted trouser press and £5 for a “sweater tidy”.

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Posted: 17th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3)


Honesty In Graffiti

honesty-in-graffitiHONESTY in graffiti…

Spotter: TDW

Posted: 15th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Lindsay Lohan Is Homeless

lindsay-lohan-homelessLINDSAY Lohan, Hollywood poppet, the Little Oprhan Annie that found a family, is homeless…

Posted: 14th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment


Anorak Spotter: Jordan In Live Sex Shocker

awkward-family-photosKeep it in the family –  Ollie’s Onions; Via; more here.

Smack My Mig Up – The Croydonian

Lost in space – AE Brain

The other scum from Labour – Tangled Web

Over-interpretating Obama – Adrian Monk

Expenses envy – Brian Appleyard

No Susan Boyle – D-Listed

Posted: 14th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment


Triumph Creates The Suicide Bomber Bra

konkatsu-braHERE’s a picture of Triumph International’s new “Konkatsu Bra,” (“marriage-hunting”), unveiled in Tokyo.

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Posted: 14th, May 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comments (3)


Prince Charles Shuns Japanese Toilet Pillow

toilet-seat1IN Japan, more than two shakes is the first steps in a record breaking w*nk. So there’s the “Angels Knee Pillow” to get you more in touch with your toilet.

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Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Technology | Comment


The Top 10 Best Hubble Space Images

IF the astronauts onboard The Atlantis achieve their aim of upgrading the Hubble Space Telescope, “it will extend humanity’s vision yet farther out in space and back in time – to an era when the first stars and galaxies were lighting up a dark universe.”

We will see wonders. Anorak presents the 10 Best Hubble Images Of Space:

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Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Technology | Comment (1)


Austria Opens Nazi Era Hotel, Bans Jews

nazi-hotelTO Tyrol, where the daily Tiroler Tageszeitung reports on the Haus Sonnenhof apartment hotel in the village of Serfaus, which does not accept Jewish guests.

The owner does not take Jewish guests because of “bad experiences” in the past.

Like the war for instance, and how Austrians lost and that the final solution proved to be flawed?

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Posted: 11th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment (1)


Supermarket Sells Minges

minges-in-lidlIN Lidle, you can buy Minges.

A new entry into Anorak’s:

Asda Puts Cock Soup On Top Shelf: 28 Smuttiest Foods Ever

Spotter

Posted: 11th, May 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comments (2)


Swine Flu: World Health Organisation Saves World From World Health Organisation

swine-flu-faceSWINE Flu is going to kill us all. You are fuc… But, what’s this? The World Health Organisation will save us all. Phew!

Thank goodness for the WHO. Had it now been around then the WHO would have had to crank the flu amp up to 6, or 7 or higher!

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Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment


Susan Boyle Secret Picture Gallery

susan-boyle-wavesSUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s looks at Britain’s Got Talent agonist Susan Boyle in the news – with her secret picture gallery…

Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comments (8)


Gordon Brown Stars In Worst Photo Opportunity Ever

gordon-brown-id-cardsON the day Gordon Brown  and members delivers ID cards to the people of Manchester to help the rest of spot geniuine Man United fans from interlopers, we are met with this picture of Leader Number One…

Jacqui Smith Introduces ID Cards For Porn

Spot the turkey

Posted: 6th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)


Photoshop Triumphs: Liza Minnelli Melts

lizaminelliOVER Old Mr Anorak’s office radiator hangs a picture of Liza Minelli’s marriage to David Gest, a do attended by Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson.

The effect eas of a waxwork ensemble set too close to a fire. Old Mr. A keeps it above the heat source to remind his staff that the Dungeon is not freezing cold but warm anough to melt your face.

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Posted: 5th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment


News Spotter

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Man Arrested For Still Liking Britney Spears – “Why do people go to Britney Spears concerts? Surely there are only two reasons. One, obviously, is to escape the rain…” – HecklerSpray

The Susan Boyle Swine Flu Cure – D-listed

Mechanically Inclined Wanted – Miss Cellania

Manhattan Shut Down – American Digest

How Small Is $100m – Althouse

No Harman Tryin’ – Mark Wadsworth

Enjoy yourself – it’s later than you think – Tim Blair

A miscreant round-up – Lileks

Sumbit links via the forums…


Posted: 5th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment (1)


FAIL: Supermarket’s Educational Toys Advertise Stupidity

millie toulson spell20369464.jpgON sale in Morrisons, in Dukinfield, the educational toys with the wrong spellings:

Mrs Toulson said: “I took the bricks to the manager. They are very much presented as educational toys and I told him that they simply didn’t do their job if the spelling on them was wrong.

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Posted: 5th, May 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment


Pensioner In Dirty Window Show

cleaning-window-1THE CULL on the pensioners will begin.

But how to entice them onto the windowledge?

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Posted: 5th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment