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The Barack Obama Vibrator And The ObamaGasm

THE Barack Obama vibrator and dildo will give you tremor up your leg – guaranteed 10bazillion% effective until inauguration day…

The sun glinted off his chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games – Eli Saslow, Washington Post

“I felt a shiver down the spine” – Bill Turnbull, BBC

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Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)


Get A Mammogram And Smear Test In One Go

GET a mammogram and a smear test in one. She did:

Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


No Standing In the Disabled Section, By Order

FOOTBALL club bans fans from standing in the disabled section: pictures:

Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


The Door Knows All, Obey The Door

IF the door does not open, do not enter – got it?

Ed Balls is rereading it and will write a full report by March…

Posted: 27th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Happy Christmas And A Frugal New Year

SANTA Claus has gone to town – and now prudence has caught up with him…

Old Mr Anorak says, “Give til it hurts.”

Merry Christmas

Posted: 25th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)


How To Escape A Floating Ship

WANT to know how to esape a floating ship, or find the bar? Swim:

Spotter, Via

Posted: 24th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Vanity Plates The DMV, DVLA And Over Ds Allowed

IF America’s DMV knew the internet, would it have allowed these car vanity plates through?

Spotter

Posted: 24th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


A Look Inside The Russian President’s Plane

HEREUNDER is a peek at the interior of the Russian presidtial plane, as was used by the country’s first president Boris Yeltsin.

russian president's plane

All aboard Gold Air:

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Posted: 23rd, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)


Hailing A Sedan Chair For Caroline Kennedy

BLOOMBERG columnist Albert R. Hunt “makes the case for why Basil Paterson’s son should appoint John F. Kennedy’s daughter to replace Bill Clinton’s wife in the Senate”:

[Caroline Kennedy] has all the qualities–intellectual curiosity; a friendly, at times pointed, sense of humor, and a deferential manner (she hails her own cabs)–that are the stuff of a good legislator.

She hails her own cabs. Caroline Kennedy does not appoint a designated cab hailer.

We await the happy day when Caroline Kennedy gives her all for the green movement and takes to going about in an eco-friendly sedcan chair.

Sedan for Caroline!

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Posted: 22nd, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1)


The Age Of Obama Is Sponsored By Rick Warren’s Evangelical Industries

PREACHER RIck Warren will bring in the Age Of Obama.

Says he:

You don’t have to see eye to eye to walk hand in hand.. I have many gay friends”

And he’s just as sure on his position on other religions:

When it came time for questions, a woman stood up, proclaimed her Judaism, and asked Warren if she was going to burn in hell. He paused before responding–and then answered her question the only way it could be answered. Yes, he said to audible gasps.

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Posted: 22nd, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


Blagojevich Seat For Sale

BLAGOJEVICH’S seat is for sale, or hire and return…

Spotter

Posted: 21st, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


The Top 10 Groomed Dogs

DOGS were made to be groomed:

10. Poodle Dragon

Posted: 20th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


India Gets Its Big Toilet

INDIA is now a super power. And it needs its super toilet.

Fill ‘er up…

Spotter

Posted: 19th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


A Gallery Of Police Artist Pictures

WHEN the mugshots aren’t on hand, the police artistes gets to work. Here’s a selection of their fine works:

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Posted: 17th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


We Is Talking About Gun Safety

A GUN safety masterclass… begin…

Posted: 17th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


KidzSafe: Turkey Showcases New Child Protection Device

FOLLOWING news that workers at Haringey social services have been pouring cholera into wells in Zimbabwe, parents have taken child protection matters into their own hands.

They are looking around the world for solutions, and their eyes falls upon Turkey where eight-year-old Cihan Sevinc has been locked in a safe.

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Posted: 17th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Reviews | Comment (1)


Look It George Bush, He’s Got Saddam’s Head

LOOK our George Bush! Pretzel? No. Seqway? No. Pushike? No. It’s a head – Saddam’s head…

Spotter: Tim Hayman

Posted: 16th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)


God Versus Santa: Fight

WHAT’S the difference between God and Santa?

Atheists ask the question.

But to Old Mr Anorak’s mind the answer seems to be based on which of Santa and God can punish you more if you don’t believe:

Santa won’t give you a new scarf; God will send you to Hell for all eterntity.

On the other hand, if you really believe, Santa will bring you a diamond G-string worn by someone who should and God will bring you years of worry and self-loathing…

Choices…

Posted: 16th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (9)


The Weather Is F***ed

THE weather is well and truly humped…

Spotter: Chenier

The Global Warming Ice Penis

Posted: 16th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Sign Of The Times

A SIGN for now…

Spotter

Posted: 16th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


Nicola McLean Meets Her Fans

AN insight into life after the celebrity jungle for Nicola McLean.

Happy days…

Spotter: Kela Hazell

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Posted: 13th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment


The Top Ten Rod Blagojevic Fingers and Hair Pictures

ROD Blagojevich is accused of wrongdoing. Has he had his fingers in the till? Those hands and that hair – they follow you around the room…

The Top Ten Blago Hair and Hand Pics Ever. Well, call it ten. Do we understand each other?

Rod Bla -lego – vich

Posted: 12th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


Sporting Injuries: Thai Boxer Corey Hill’s Broken Leg

TO the opening bout of the UFC Fight for the Troops benefit show on Wednesday night in Fayetteville, N.C. Corye Hill aims a kick:

MMAWeekly.com had Hill winning the opening round of the fight. But during the second stanza, Hill threw a leg kick that Hartt checked with his shin. As Hartt checked the kick, Hill’s leg broke in a rather grotesque manner, leaving the crowd in a stunned silence as Hill crumbled to the mat.

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Posted: 12th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Sports | Comment


The Expandable Christmas Stocking

CREDIT Crunch watch: The expandable Chritmas stocking for all your present needs:

Children will get HALF as much in their stockings this Christmas – as the credit crunch bites

But on the bright side, Anorak spots the expandable Christmas stocking.

Fill ‘er up, Santa…

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Posted: 12th, December 2008 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comments (3)


Gary Coleman’s Car Overcompensates

GARY Coleman and his car…

Posted: 11th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment