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Prince Charles Outlines Plans For One-Man Aircraft

THE Prince of Wales delivers a speech on sustainable farming in the Gaston Hall at the Georgetown University, Washington, United States, and responds to accusations of hypocrisy that he flew there by private jet.

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Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Jennie Bond Talks About Going On And On About Princess Diana?

“LEGENDARY “Royal correspondent Jennie Bond recalls Princess Anne being rude to her:

“She used to say:’ Why do you always have to go on about her?”

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Posted: 5th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Kate Middleton’s Arabic Birthday And Wills’ Copper Top

IN OK!’s Royal Wedding Issue you can read some great insider facts about Princess Catherine /Kate and Prince William:

When living in Jordan as a gel Kate could “sing Happy birthday in Arabic before she knew it in English…”

Her mum and dad, and all her family and friends, sang to her in Arabic?

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Posted: 4th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Prince Charles In Washington: In Photos

THE Prince of Wales is on a trip to America. He went by private jet to talk about sustainability, among other things. This makes the eco-warrior him a hypocrite, right? Well, not entirely.

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Posted: 4th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Royal Wedding Royals: Kings And Queen’s Of Nowhere

DID you see all those Royals at the wedding of Kate and Wills? Weren’t they great? Some of them, admittedly, we had to look up in our pre-war atlas because although they’ve remained rocks in a sea of change, their countries have disappeared.

Hello! looked at the “CROWNED HEADS” in its massive souvenir issue.

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Prince Charles Flies By Jet To Talk About Sustainability

PRINCE Charles, the heir who invited us to “travel back in time to see the world as the ancients saw it“,  has gone by private jet the US to, among other things, talk about “sustainability” at Georgetown University in Washington DC.

While the Queen does duty with a dutiful grace, her son preens and preaches.

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Pippa Middleton, Alexander Guy Rushworth Loudon And Life At Olantigh Towers

PIPPA Middleton is making the news with her bum-hugging dress and apparent flirting with Prince Harry – a body language expert in the Star says:

“The glances, Pippa playing with her hair and the licking of lips are all signs that they were flirting. It would be criminal if they don’t get together.”

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2)


Princess Beatrice’s Hat Is Now A Meme: Photos

PRINCESS Beatrice’s hat – the shagging swan sperm she wore to the Royal wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William – is now a meme. (Although gawping at Pippa Middleton might have caused you to miss the monster.)  Enjoy the pick of the bunch:

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment


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THE Herald’s Royal Wedding report highlights a “a day of paradoxes”

Posted: 2nd, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Prince Harry Tells Chelsy Davy ‘You’re Next’

THE News of The World can revels that Chelsy Davy “could be next in line – to the altar”.

And this is “according to Prince Harry”.

Some news there, given that Harry’s cousin Zara Phillips is marrying Mike Tindall in Edinburgh on 30 July.

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Posted: 1st, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Pippa Middleton’s Ass-Tastic Strip Show: Photos

PIPPA Middleton has been fast-tracked to celebritydom. The News of The World says Pippa “looks even hotter wearing nothing but a TOILET ROLL!

News is that Pippa once made a dress from toilet rolls, after “stripping off at a dinner party“. The paper says that while still clad in the branded three-ply stuff, Pippa took her place in a human pyramid “her risque costume about to rip at any moment”.

Only, it didn’t.

The Metro opines on the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society:

The Facebook page, which by Sunday morning had been liked by 72,621 users, says: ‘Now it’s no secret that Pippa Middleton is absolutely banging! It’s time to show your appreciation for the Minxy Middleton.’

Tweets Ashes hero Michael Vaughan:

“Tell you what!!! Pippa is fit.”

He then chimes, with no subtle innuendo:

“Make a move this afternoon Harry. Lovely gardens at the palace.”

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Posted: 1st, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (3)


Royal Wedding Sex Video: The Balcony Scene

DID Kate Middleton add a common touch to the Royal wedding? Did she out common Chelsy Davy or Kitty Spencer..?

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Posted: 30th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Princess Beatrice’s Hat: Royal Wedding Swan Shags

DID you cop a gander of Princess Beatric’e hat at the Royal wedding?

Australia’s Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s fly trap was the tip-top of the offering from the colonies.

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Posted: 30th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (3)


Royal Wedding Street Party Photos: Rookhope, Lavenham, Marple And Castleton

DID you got to street party to celebrate Prince William’s marriage to Kate Middelton? Did you stock up on sausage rolls (the Queen’s favourite), Quaich Trophy cocktails (Prince Harry’s tipple du jour) and ciggies (for Camilla)? Did you stick a Sarah Ferguson look-alike (or the actual creature) on a stool as Lot 1 in a charity auction her for Royal access and more?

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Posted: 30th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment


Sarah Ferguson’s Royal Wedding: Photo

THE Royal wedding was great. But what was Sarah Ferguson up to..?

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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Royal Wedding Photos: Bucklebury’s Olympic Ducks, Morris Men And ‘Village Kate’

TO Bucklebury, Berkshire, for the inaugural running of the Princess Catherine (Formerly Kate Middleton) Stakes Duck Race. This will finally put duck racing on the map. But the big question: is it to late for duck racing to be an Olympic sport in London 2012?

Also at large in Bucklebury, place of Kate’s family home, were the Kennet morris dancers, dewey-eyed locals, a version of the Queen, seemingly played by the late, great Irene Handl, and the BBC reporter who asked one partier:

“Is this still your Kate? Is she still the village Kate.”

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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Royal Wedding Photos: Prince William And Catherine’s Short Motor Home

IN what many see as a sign of the common touch, Prince William emerged from the gates of Buckingham Palace to drive himself and Catherine to nearby Clarence House. No helicopter, limo or liner for The People’s Heir. Wills is no nouveau riche American type. His mode of transport was a simple vintage Aston Martin Volante DB6. It’s his dad’s. It runs on biofuel made from left over wine.

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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Royal Wedding Kiss In Photos: Grace Van Cutsem (Off) Steals The Show

AS PRINCE William kissed Princess Catherine and flushed a vivid tunic red Anorak’s gaze was drawn towards the screwy face of Grace van Cutsem. Others will have seen Harry stood beside Pippa Middleton, a best man and chief bridesmaid waiting for a drunken fumble in the overcoat room. But we saw Grace. She’s William’s god-daughter and the son of Rose Astor and Hugh Van Cutsem, a friend of William and Harry. Her name is triumph of nominative determinism. Violet Elizabeth Bott is alive and well. Grace Van Cutsem-Off is ready for her close up…

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Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton, who has been given the title of The Duchess of Cambridge, kiss on the balcony of Buckingham Palace, London, following their wedding at Westminster Abbey.

Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2)


Royal Wedding Totty Watch: Kitty Spencer Gets Her Babs Out

THE Royal wedding is over. Did William and Catherine really marry? Anorak had planned to avoid the wedding by way of a super-injunction against the entire planet. But the lawyers filed the application too late and the show was broadcast on the BBC.

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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (3)


Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress: Photos

WANT to see photos of Kate Middleton’s wedding dress, the one that will be hanging in every bridal shop in Shanghai by noon? The train is 2m 17cms. The veil is made by Bukake Models Inc. The lace is lacey…

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Kate Middleton arrives at Westminster Abbey, London, before her marriage to Prince William.

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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Royal Wedding Song: Jealous German Lament A British Empire Lost

THE Royal wedding marks a step further away from the ruling house’s German roots. Kate Middleton (part Jew), riles the Hun. Der Spiegel’s London hack Marco Evans writes:

The wedding of William and Kate on Friday will be a joke, a hopelessly overhyped celebration of an absurdly undemocratic system, writes SPIEGEL London correspondent Marco Evers. He pities the bride for her imminent loss of freedom, and wonders why this eccentric nation continues to worship the Windsors.

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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Royal Wedding Photos: St Salvator’s Quadrangle Breakfast

ROYAL Wedding Photos: The guests mingle at St Salvator’s Quadrangle in St Andrews, Fife, before a celebratory wedding breakfast ahead of the royal wedding.

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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Royal Wedding Photos: If You Went To Watch You’re In These Pictures

ROYAL Wedding in photos: Our snappers were in Westminster taking photos of the fans, the campers, the rough sleepers, the curious tourists and the flag wavers. If you went to Westminster to see the show, you might well be in these brilliant pictures. Have a royal wedding souvenir on us…

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People (names not known) gather outside Buckingham Palace, London, on the morning of the royal wedding.

Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment


Royal Wedding Pre-Dinner Photos: Who Brought What To Queen’s Mandarin Hotel Party

TO the pre-wedding dinner hosted by the Queen at the Mandarin Oriental hotel, in the company of the unelectable, shaggable, un-executable, in-bred, thoroughbred Royals of the world. A list of who was there, and what they brought:

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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1)


Royal Wedding Rant Watch: Melvin From Milton Keynes Is Down The Line (Audio)

MELVIN from Milton Keynes is calling BBC Three Counties radio. He wants to express his views on the royal wedding. Melvin, you are down the line

Posted: 28th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1)