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Weird, offbeat and bizarre news from around the world. Funny, strange & odd news stories that make you wince, laugh and fear for humanity.

Temptation

Temptation is…

You know you want to…

Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (8)


Police Log: Police Hunt Giant Blue Rabbit

POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…

A BLUE bunny is on the road. The blue bunny is massive. The blue bunny has a shotgun.

To a bureau de change in Farsta, south of Stockholm.

Dave Arthur is at the counter attempting to change some money. Says he:

“I was exchanging some money and saw a huge blue bunny standing there with a bucket.”

Go on…

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Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4)


On Sale: The Bigot Burger

WANNA buy a Bigot Burger?

Spotter: Tim Tam

Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)


Ordering Out A Prostitute From The Menu

TO Zapatas eatery, Shanghai, wher you can order a prostitute to go, or al carte…

Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (12)


Adelaide Lesbians And Incest Take Over

ADELAIDE advertises for new arrivals. It wants Brits to move there. Want to know why?

UNREGULATED sperm donation is leading to unusual situations in which the children of lesbians in Adelaide are mixing socially – creating a risk of incest.

Don’t drink the water; watch out for ugly people

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Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Divorcing Couple Saw House In Two

ALL very amicable and grown up in Cambodia divorce settlement:

A COUPLE in Prey Veng province has simplified the messy legal task of divorce by literally sawing their house in two, according to local officials.

Who gets the saw? Can you saw a saw in half?

The house, situated in Cheach commune, Kamchay Mea district, was divided into two parts on Thursday after the couple who owned the property decided to separate following an argument.

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Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (7)


Police Log: No Bathing In The Truck

POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…

Skinny-dipping tailgater accused of kneeing cop

A tailgater skinny dipping inside a truck bed at a University of Massachusetts football game has been charged with assault for allegedly kneeing a campus police officer in the groin.

Great sentences in our time…

spotter: Jay

Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Scots Need A Licence To Walk

YOU’LL soon need a licence to walk on the fast pavement lane in Edinburgh:

An “express lane” for pedestrians who want to travel along Edinburgh’s Princes Street quickly without being held back by shoppers is being mooted.

Tory councillor Jason Rust, said he planned to launch a motion to councillors next month with the idea to help combat “pavement rage”.

A new illness to cure…

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Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Police Log: Dumb Blonde

POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…

CHARLOTTE Feeney sets out to prove that blondes can be as dumb as brunettes and vice versa.

To a court in Connecticut, where the Beak hears Ms Feeney claims that L’Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette.

Feeney of Stratford claims to have suffered headaches, anxiety and attention-depravation disorder. She needs anti-depressants and has taken to wearing hats.

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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4)


Police Log: Boy Crashes Car As Adult Passengers Talke Pills And Drink

POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…

The Little People Drove Me To It, Occifer

A 10-year-old boy was driving up to 90 mph when he crashed a van carrying two adults who had been drinking and taking pills and two other children, Tennessee sheriff’s deputies said.

You’d pay good money for that at Disneyland…

Inside the crashed van, police said one of the passengers, 38-year-old Paula Elaine Evans, was trying to swallow as many pills as she could.

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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comment


English In Amerika

THE English language what it is like spoken, like, in America…

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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (5)


Police Log: Car Thief Wears Identified By Tattoo On Neck

AARON Evans, 21, pleads guilty at Bristol Magistrates’ Court to breaking into a covert capture car in the city.

That’s him with caught on camera – with his name and date of birth tattooed on his neck.

The car had been left by Avon and Somerset Police officers with a covert camera concealed inside, which took pictures of Evans.

And he’s a car thief because… 

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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (11)


A-Flat Minor: The Beaconsfield Mine Disaster: A Musical

TO Australia where Beaconsfield: A Musical in A-Flat Minor will debut in Melbourne tomorrow night.

Miner Larry Knight was killed in a rockfall at the mine on Anzac Day 2006, while Brant Webb and Todd Russell were trapped for 14 days.

It’s terrific show, if a little slow in parts…

Mr Russell tells us:

“(I feel) disgusted, really, in the way they’re going about it and what they’re going to call it,” he said on ABC radio.

“When they’re calling it ‘A-flat Minor’ it’s appalling I think, just a lack of respect for the Knight family. It’s better off being left alone, people are trying to get along with lives, trying to move forward, and they just keep using this tragedy of ours.”

Everyone’s critic. What about the show?

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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)


Police Log: Man Loses It With Tail Gating Fox

POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…

Man Tail Gates Fox

A Tennessee man named Tommy Fox crashed his car while contending with an attack from a real fox whose tail he intended to cut off, authorities say.

Horse power. Tally ho!

After the Dover man struck a red fox that had dashed in front of his sports utility vehicle last week, he allegedly retrieved the seemingly dead animal from the roadway with plans to cut off its tail for a souvenir, a state wildlife official told Gannett Tennessee.

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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (13)


Church Warns On The Perils Of Inhaling Gay Men

THE Rev Peter Mullen is chaplain to the London Stock Exchange and environs. He smells a gay man.

Mullen says:

“Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS.”

Hurrah! A free tattoo for every gay man! Well, the church needs the support, and a free wafer, sip of wine and one up the arse from the priest may not be enough. Go on:

“In addition, the obscene ‘gay pride’ parades and carnivals should be banned for they give rise to passive corruption, comparable to passive smoking. Young people forced to witness these excrescences are corrupted by them.”

Have you inhaled a gay man?

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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True, Tabloids | Comments (17)


Chinese Vegetarians Are A Danger To Public Health

THE best opening line of the day: a health warning at the Chinese Vegetarian Festival:

Doctors in Phuket, Thailand, are warning vegetarians at the annual Chinese Vegetarian Festival that piercing their faces with knives, axes, spades and beach umbrellas could expose them to health risks – Fox News

Chinese vegetarians are a menace:

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Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)


Grandmother, 77, Gets 13 Years For Cocaine Smuggling

A 77 year old grandmother and her 49 year old daughter were today jailed for a total of 27 years.

They were sentenced at Canterbury Crown Court for smuggling 16 kilos of cocaine, with an estimated street value of £800,000 into the UK. Customs Officers intercepted them arriving at the Port of Dover in March this year.

Ambrozine Heron (77), Paulette Chambers (49), both from Smethwick, Birmingham, were jailed for 13 and 14 years respectively.

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Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)


An Orgy And Other Fun Things To Do With Mom

FUN things to do with mum: orgy…

Spotter: Tim King

Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (5)


Dog Poo Is Not A Cash Crop

POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…

CAN dog poo be a source of fuel? Can you turn over your garden to crops with the aid of poodle fertiliser?

In Lincolnshire, Patricia Hazelwood has been fiend for refusing to clean up her dog’s poo – dog poo that her dog unloaded in her garden.

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Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (20)


Melbourne Hospital Admits Cat And Dog Cancer Patients

IN Australia, the people and the animals are as one:

A MAJOR Melbourne hospital has been treating pet animals as private cancer patients in secret after-hours appointments. The Alfred struck a deal with at least one vet to treat cats and dogs with its multi-million-dollar radiation therapy machines in 2001.

So reports the Herald Sun. The paw loves…

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Posted: 5th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (10)


Show And Tell: Bill Henson In The Playground

“PREMIER John Brumby has demanded an investigation into how controversial artist Bill Henson was allowed to visit a Victorian primary school to find young models.”

To Australia…

Mr Brumby has ordered an urgent inquiry into how Henson was allowed to tour the Melbourne school to look for boys and girls for his artwork, which often features children in various states of undress and nudity.

To the changing rooms…

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Posted: 5th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True, Tabloids | Comments (5)


Police Log: Malaysian Man Beaten To Death To Stop Him Smoking

POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…

TO Malaysia, where Mohamed Ibrahim Kader Mydin, 47, and his wife, Rosina Mydin Pillay, 41, are visiting the family to mark the end of Ramadan.

As the BBC puts it, in one of the best opening lines of the year:

A Malaysian couple have been beaten to death by four close family members in a ritual apparently intended to help one of them stop smoking, police have said.

To the family get together.

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Posted: 4th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)


Pakistan’s Marijuana And Narcotics Detection Unit

TO Pakistan’s, where the police’s Marijuana Detection Unit is hard at it…

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Posted: 4th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (3)


Ejaculating To Prevent Nasal Congestion In Males

GROWING news from the Journal of Medical Hypotheses – ejaculating could be “a potential treatment of nasal congestion in mature males”.

With the cold and flu season upon us, males are now well-equipped to go forth with no fear of embarrassment caused by nasal decongestion. No longer will you be misunderstood when ordering train tickets and calling for Malcolm.

Just wipe, or blow, and go. And, no, you don’t have to snort the stuff, unless you want to.

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Posted: 4th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (10)


Australian Youth Feed Zoo Animals To Terry The Crocodile

KIDS, eh. They really do do the funniest things.

To the Alice Springs Reptile Centre in the Northern Territory, where the lovable rascal, age 7, has broken in.

He is feeding animals to a crocodile called Terry, while smashing the heads of other to bits with a rock.

This is, of course, what happens when Dannii Minogue is not on the local telly and your shorts are too tight.

Says the zoo’s director, Rex Neindorf.

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Posted: 3rd, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)