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TV & Radio | Anorak - Part 51

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Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.

Louis Walsh Called Simon Cowell A ‘Fool’: It’s Like Chosing Between Illnesses

TAKING sides is never easy. However, as humans, we’re preprogrammed to do exactly that. Whether it’s football teams or pooh-sticks floating down a river, we need to back someone because without competitiveness in our lives, we’re nothing.

However, what do we do when both sides are equally odious? Step forward, the catfight that is Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell. On one hand, we have a coal eyed, man boobular, high-waist banded snark; the other, we have a camp lunatic who has never once introduced his brain to his mouth (like a little Lenny Henry, you might say).

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Posted: 15th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


How To Purge Stinking Homosexual Demons With Bob Larson

WHAT would you say to a “stinking homosexual sex demon”? No need to wonder any longer – Bob Larson is here to help. You can always trust a man who uses hairspray in readiness for talking about gay sex…

Posted: 15th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Maru The Cat Will Be Unbearably Cute: Video

YOU ready for Maru the cat? Grab a big basket of lemons and suck hard – you’ll need to restore equalibrium lest Maru turns into a rainbow unicorn…

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Posted: 11th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Manchester Riots 2011: Scenes From Whalley Range (Video)

MANCHESTER Riots: He’s gone too far…

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Posted: 10th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Greater Manchester Police Help A Protester To His Feet: Video

IN this video the Greater Manchester Police accidentally cause a man to take a nasty spill on the pavement and then gamley help him to his feet… (The money shot is in the top left-hand corner of the screen.)

They’re coming for you… You can hear the sound of their heavy boots and the gloved knock at the door…

Manchester Riot in Photos:

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Britain's opposition Labour leader Ed Miliband stands outside a burned out Miss Selfridge shop on Market Street in Manchester, England, after a night of rioting in the city, Wednesday Aug. 10, 2011. (AP Photo/Jon Super).

Posted: 10th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)


Alternative Olympic Sports: The Pakistani Rope Trick

ANORAK heads to Pakstian to continues our looks at Alternative Olympic Sports. Today we bring you a local adaption on the Indian Rope Trick…

It’s only an Olympic sport because the IOC says it is. (The barely clothed beach volley ball is this way…)

Posted: 10th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


London Riot Fail Of The Day: The Pub Umbrella Tosser (Video)

THE London riots would be more fearsome were the protagonists not so painfully stupid.

Smashing up your own area is dumb.

Posing for photos on Facebook and Twitter with your booty laid out before you is painfully thick.

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Posted: 9th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Hackney Woman Talks Sense To the Dirty Thieves: Video Of Hope

THIS woman is talking a lot of sense about the killing of Mark Duggan and the subsequent rioting by the youth. Is this the sound of social unity..? Language is in the local style (fruity and NSFW):

Posted: 8th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


The Invisible Emu Trips Up The Athlete: Video

IN this video, the invisible emu trips up the unwary runner…

Posted: 8th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Grandma Calls the Internet Police (Video)

GRANDMA is going to call the internet police. Why she does this on a video on the internet is a moot point. Just enjoy it. And give Michael his account back – he needs to pick up his meds:

Posted: 8th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Bald Man Grows Massive Head And Face Of Hair (Video)

MEN really do look better without hair.

In the next video our hero shouts at pigeons in the precinct and defecates himself on the Metropolitan Line between Finchley Road and Wembley Park (you know who you are)…

Trim from Petey Boy on Vimeo.

Spotter: Michelle Collins @ Best Week Ever

Posted: 6th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Bad Parenting Video: The Mother Teaches Her Child To Ride A Tricycle

BAD parenting video of the Day: the mother takes her child out for a tricycle ride…

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Posted: 6th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Face Of Lord Voldemort Forms In The Skies Over New Brunswick: Cloud Video Of The Day

OVER the fields of New Brunswick, Canada, a face forms in the clouds. Is is Lord Voldemort? Dr Spock? Tony Blair?

Denis Farmer grabs his camera. From his yard in Grand Falls, Canada, he records the face in the skies looming large.

Says Farmer:

Face! It’s a face! Holy frig!’

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Posted: 5th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Sooty Gives Hospitalises Paul Daniels wIth Flying Pizza

PAUL Daniels has been hospitalised by a pizza thrown at his head by fellow magician Sooty.

Daniels, 73, was filming The Sooty Show when he was dazed by the tossed pizza.

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Posted: 3rd, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)


Pamela Anderson And Charlie Sheen Linked To Big Brother: Full List Of Housemates So Far

BAYWATCH! Playboy! Boobies! And that sex tape, PETA with Tommy Lee. These are the things Pamela Anderson is famous for. Not much else, unless you happen to be a really big fan of Barb Wire. And why wouldn’t you be? It’s absolutely brilliant*.

However, something else she should be known for is the fact that, for nearly a decade, she’s been consistently linked with reality shows. Every single time there’s a Celebrity Big Brother, there she is, squarely in the rumours list of possible participants.

And now that (Channel) Five are bringing it back to us (thanks, you really shouldn’t have), Pammy’s name is there again.

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Posted: 2nd, August 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment (1)


How Not To Empty A Caravan Toilet (Video)

JAYNE Pitt empties a caravan toilet in the approved method:

Posted: 1st, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Cat Pretends To Be A Sheep (Video)

YOU’VE seen the cat pretending to be a dog. Now see the cat pretending to be a sheep.

Never trust a cat. (And avoid the Chinese lamb burgers.)

Posted: 31st, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


The Peanut Jelly Banana Gets Owned (Video)

THE Peanut Butter Jelly banana gets owned. You see – American sports can be watchable…

Posted: 30th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Puppy Fakes His Own Death: Video

IN which the puppy fakes his own death:

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Posted: 29th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Armed Monkey Fires On African Soldiers (Video)

ARMED monkey attacks and shoots West African soldiers. Someone get Charlton Heston…quick!!!! And tell Tarzan to run…

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Posted: 29th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)


Russians Abuse English Setter: A Video To Anger Dog Lovers

THE Red and white setters are very gentle gundogs, they are NOT designed as guard dogs or attack dogs, so these Russian bastards are doing very well in starving and turning this one defensive, all he wants is his dinner. – June

Posted: 27th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (11)


The Talking Cat Starts World War 3: A Video

AFTER the barking cat, meet the talking cat. This is exactly what Lady Gaga sounds like if you slow her records down to 33rpm.

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Posted: 27th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)


Coronation Street’s Ken and Deirdre Barlow Immortalised In Wax And Comfi-Slax

CORONATION Street characters Anne Kirkbride and William Roache unveil the new wax figures of their real life characters Ken and Deirdre Barlow at Madame Tussauds in Blackpool.

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Posted: 26th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (4)


Amy Winehouse: A Video Tribute To The Woman Ruined By Others

AURORA Bankhead heads to Camden to see Amy Winehouse’s tribute.

We have a question: Who who ruined Amy Winehouse?

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Posted: 26th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)


Britney Spears’ Stars In Big Brother Dream Sequence

DID you know that it’s Britney Spears’ “dream” to appear on Channel Five’s Big Brother? Well, it’s is. The cover of the Daily Star declares:

“BRITNEY BIG BRO DREAM”

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Posted: 26th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)