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Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.

Man Gets Revenge On Woman Who Stole Snow Shovel: Video

WHEN David Welles’s snow shovel was stolen, he got his revenge. And because he’s a technical wizard with cameras all over his house, he was able to film it.

Said he:

“It took the woman four hours to brush the snow off her car on Friday morning. It felt good, I’m not going to lie to you.”

Spotter: “Chicago Tribune

Posted: 9th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)


Chord Overstreet Auditions For Westlife: Glee Star Photos

CHORD Overstreet is the ruby-lipped Glee Xanthus with the washboard stomach as tight as his name. He affecting a look of secure detachment in VMAN magazine. But he looks a little too much like the fifth member of Westlife looking at a reflection of his side boob as he sings down the phone…

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Posted: 9th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Egypt: Idiotic Protester Sets Himself On Fire With Molotov Cocktail

EGYPT: The images says so much about the chaos in Egypt. But what about the videos? In this tape the protester will toss the Molotov Cocktail. And fail…

Posted: 8th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Chess Tips With Igor And Gleb

TODAY Igor and Gleb will teach you that chess need not be for bogey eaters and the less then socially awkward. In this video, two knights open with “My poan” and “bishop making dangerous to king”…

Posted: 7th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Ørkenens Sønner Are Made Of Music

DENMARK’S Ørkenens sønner (desert sons) will now perform for you:

Posted: 7th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Glasgow Man Walks Up The Down Escalator

AT Glasgow Central the man is beginning his fitness drive by walking up the down escalator. The street is your gym. (Language is NSFW):

Posted: 7th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Is Andy Gray The Victim? Former Teenager Tells NoTW About ‘Sleazy’ Star

SEE if you can join the dots. Andy Gray is sacked from Sky Sports for making sexist comments. Andy Gray is suing Sky’s sister News Corp organ the News of The World for allegedly hacking his mobile phone’s voicemail. Andy Gray is suing Sky for alleged unfair dismissal. And today Andy Gray is the subject of a story:

“Foul-mouthed Gray strikes again – Sleazy star humiliated teen with explicit sex questions.”

Beneath a photo of Gray with his arms around two women, we get to meet “pretty Kirsty Woolley“. She’s the smiling woman to his left:

SACKED Sky soccer sexist Andy Gray publicly humiliated a 17-year-old girl with a series of crude questions about her sex life.

Even knowing that pretty Kirsty Woolley’s dad was just feet away didn’t stop the foul-mouthed TV pundit leering and demanding: “Are you a dirty b**ch?

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Posted: 6th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


How To Pour Red Wine

HOW to pour read wine – a video guide.

In the next show, we look at how to remove a red wine stain with white wine…

Posted: 6th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (4)


British Humour In Crisis: Japan Bans Fry And Mexico Hates Top Gear

TOP Gear front man Jeremy Clarkson and his sidekicks have fallen foul of Mexico. The country’s ambassador Eduardo Medina-Mora has made a complaint to the BBC about comments made by Richard Hammond in his latest attempt to brown nose Clarkson:

In the show, during a discussion about a sports car made by Mexican firm Mastretta, presenter Richard Hammond said vehicles reflected national characteristics.

“Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat,” he said.

He forgot to mention the cocaine and the flu. But he did add:

“These offensive, xenophobic and humiliating remarks only serve to reinforce negative stereotypes and perpetuate prejudice against Mexico and its people.”

The BBC says the joke “may appear offensive to those who have not watched the programme or who are unfamiliar with its humour“.

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Posted: 4th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)


The Scariest Safety Video Ever

THIS safety video will put the fear of god in you – or else make you laugh. But do take care: you may die laughing:

Spotter: Matt Stronge, via YouRuddyGuys

Posted: 3rd, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Amanda Knox: Photos From The TV Film Of Meredith Kercher’s Murder

THE death of Meredith Kercher has been televised. The film is called Amanda Knox: Murder On Trial In Italy. No, it’s not called Knox On Trial For Murder. It’s not The Meredith Kercher Story – the victim just wasn’t considered blonde enough to capture the imagination of the TV-viewing public. It’s a title that puts Italy on trial, suggests Knox is innocent and appeals to armchair detectives to fathom out the case.

In the film, you can see Amanda Fernando Stevens (Meredith) being attacked by three actors playing the trio convicted of her murder. Hayden Panettiere (Amanda Knox), Raffaele Sollecito (Paolo Romio) and Rudy Guede (Djirbi Kebe) are all assembled for their big moment. There is a bit of groping and kissing and Kercher’s clothes come lose.

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Posted: 3rd, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)


Jeremy Paxman Waves Goodbye To ‘Crap’ BBC: Email In Full

JEREMY Paxman is imploding before out eyes. Having used the words “cunts” to describe the coalition’s spending “cuts”, hosted a chatty Newsnight smirk-off about bankers’ wages and the trouble with the rich – his salary at the BBC: £1milion a year – Paxman has now written an email that calls Newsnight crap”.

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Posted: 3rd, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (5)


Sheila Vogel And Betty White Lined Up For Margaret John Gavin And Stacey Role

RIP Margaret John who played Doris in Gavin and Stacy, and who lusted openly after Gavin. She was 84. Yep, the same age as Sheila Vogel and younger than Betty White.

The actress rests but the part lives on…

Posted: 2nd, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


The Firefox Is Stuck On Your Windows: Video

FOXES are at the gates! In this video the Firefox has a big problem with windows.

What’s the noise? Is it the foxes tongue on the glass?

(plaudits to Arbroath for the headline).

Posted: 2nd, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Christians Pray To A Cardboard Muslim Obama: Save Him Jesus

CHRISTIANS at Show Christ’s Love pray to save a huge cardboard Barack Obama. The real Obama is a Christian. This cardboard one is fake who was born in Belgium. Ask to see his birth certificate. Go on, ask…


Christians Pray for Obama to be Converted
Uploaded by OnKneesforJesus. – News videos hot off the press.

Posted: 1st, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Cat Tips: Check The Anal Area

Spotter: fourfour, via TheDailyWhat

Cats:

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Posted: 1st, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


The Woolly Jumper Sheep Bounces The Dog

WHAT do you call a sheep that bounces…? A woolly jumper:

Posted: 1st, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Ricky Gervais To Make TV Series From Golden Globes Gigs

BEFORE he presented the Golden Globes (twice), Ricky Gervais was notable for rubbing his legs on TV chatshows and affecting the air of the mocking Brit in a sea of American superegos. Now he is famous for being the frontman of the Golden Globes, an entertainment biz AGM where he gets to mock big names, who can take the joshing as only truly secure stars can.

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Posted: 1st, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)


Andy Gray And Richard Keys Gone: Now For The BBC’s Sexist Perry Groves

RICHARD Keys and Andy Gray have been routed from pay-per-view satellite TV. People who don’t pay to watch football on Sky Sports need never hear their sniveling, debased off air comments again.

But the Touchline Taliban are many in face and voice. Take the BBC’s Perry Groves in the Sun:

“I know a lot of women and they’re not consistent from hour to hour. Footballers want the rules to be applied consistently and this wouldn’t happen with women refs. It’s hard enough for male refs to earn respect from players. With a woman in charge, players will be thinking: ‘You know nothing about football’. Also, let’s face it, women have periods and we all know how hormones affect them. Would women refs be banned during their ‘time of the month’ because they might be more emotional, depressed or aggressive?”

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Posted: 31st, January 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Blue Are Back For Eurovision As The Official Sound Of The BBC

BLUE are back – finally. The boys have stepped away from the stella post-boy-band careers (fries, sir?) to do their patriotic duty and serve the nation at the Eurovision Song Contest. It’s Red, White and BLUE.

Blue were chosen for the job by the BBC, so making the young middle-aged dudes the official sound of the state broadcaster. And how cool is that!

Posted: 31st, January 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Is That Sexism On Soccer AM Or A Prelude To A Murder?

RICHARD Keys and Andy Gray are sacked for their sexist attitudes towards women in football, and on the Soccerettes pages of Sky Sports Saturday morning show Soccer AM, you can see this photo.

Is it all post-modern and ironic, like the Sun tries to do with its Page 3 Girls by placing into their mouths bon mots of the great and good?

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Posted: 31st, January 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Mon Petit Cat Will Now Juggle For You

WITH five tins of Mon Petit on its head the cat-tastic Great Stupendo will flip them up, open them with his claws and in the same movement divide the meaty chunks into five bowls. Unless the tape runs out first. Darn!

Posted: 31st, January 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Not Even Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Can Save Piers Morgan

CAN Kim Kardashian’s breast save Piers Morgan from a slump in the TV ratings? No. Morgan scooped 2.1million viewers for show one. But now, even with Kardashian’s breasts (not fake) – “They’re 100 percent real!” – he was watched by just 498,000 people. And 243,654 of them are Kardashians…

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Posted: 30th, January 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


One Direction Take On The Groupies: X Rated X Factor Photos

WHAT happened to sort-of-singing, sort-of-dancing X Factor boy band One Direction following their defeat and Harry Styles’s famous on-air comment to show winner Matt Cardle (“Think of how much pussy you’re going to get”)?

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Posted: 30th, January 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Basketball Player Slam Dunks Himself

IN this video a basketball player dunks himself. In the future, all sports will be played without balls. Look out for missing the ball being repackaged as Air Cricket, Air Tennis and Air Golf…

Posted: 29th, January 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)