‘FOLLOWING the story about the boy with his finger in the dyke, comes a tale of policeman Simon McEvoy.
Upon smelling gas leaking from a pipe in Oldham, McEvoy plugged the fissure with a Liquorice Allsort sweet.
”I tried a coconut allsort, but it didn’t fit,” says McEvoy. ”Then I tried a liquorice one and it as a perfect fit.” ‘
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