Anorak | Be Our Gest

Be Our Gest

by | 8th, August 2003

‘AFTER Dr Atkins and his dieting kin, we bring you the Gest Diet, as induced by David Gest.

David forgets to put his trousers on…again

This one’s an easy enough diet, although you might die from lack of sustenance. But you read the copy and take your choices.

So, for those that do not want to adopt the Gest Diet as their own preferred form of weight loss, look away…now!

The rest of you, we want you to close your eyes and imagine David snuggled up to his once beloved Liza Minnelli. They are now ready to have sex.

No, do not soften the bulbs and dim the lights. Do not put Mantovani Plays Motown on the stereo and scatter a million cushions like rose petals.

This is not love-making. This is raw

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow

Posted: 8th, August 2003 | In: News Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink