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The Lancaster Bomber

by | 29th, October 2003

‘ALSO scheduled to appear on Celebrity Cat-fight are Rod Stewart’s ex Rachel Hunter who will go pedicured toe to pedicured toe with current squeeze Penny Lancaster.

Blonde On Blonde

And, subject to agreeing the purse, we are hoping to present Michael Douglas’ first wife Diandra Douglas getting it on with second wife Catherine Zeta Jones.

To Penny first, and this morning’s Mail (which has developed something of an unhealthy obsession with our photographer friend) devotes its Page 3 to a picture of her “stunning, statuesque figure”.

Tall she may be, but will she still be standing after a confrontation

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