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The Lancaster Bomber

by | 29th, October 2003

‘ALSO scheduled to appear on Celebrity Cat-fight are Rod Stewart’s ex Rachel Hunter who will go pedicured toe to pedicured toe with current squeeze Penny Lancaster.

Blonde On Blonde

And, subject to agreeing the purse, we are hoping to present Michael Douglas’ first wife Diandra Douglas getting it on with second wife Catherine Zeta Jones.

To Penny first, and this morning’s Mail (which has developed something of an unhealthy obsession with our photographer friend) devotes its Page 3 to a picture of her “stunning, statuesque figure”.

Tall she may be, but will she still be standing after a confrontation with Kiwi bruiser, Rachel Hunter?

And what of Diandra and Catherine? The Mirror hears the former Mrs D take a swipe not just at rich old men who marry much younger women but at gold-diggers who fall in love with a “fat bank account”.

“Lots of girls spend hours watching TV and start dreaming about travel, clothes and luxury,” she says.

Travel, clothes, luxury? This is a woman who clearly isn’t acquainted with British TV schedules.’



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