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In The Zone

by | 18th, November 2003

‘WE cannot be sure, but we very much fear that President George Bush is the recipient of some preferential treatment.

‘We will have zero tolerance for charge dodgers’

Until the accounts from Transport for London are made public, it’s unclear whether Dubya and his enormous entourage paid the required £5 to drive into the centre of London.

It’s no surprise Ken Livingstone, the London mayor whose congestion charge scheme has put him on the map, is upset.

The Sun hears him call Bush ‘the greatest threat to life on planet earth’. He continues: ‘The policies he is initiating will doom us to extinction.’

While Ken and thousands of likeminded protestors campaign for Dubya’s fiver, more bus lanes in Baghdad and the renationalisation of the Iraqi Underground movement, the Sun takes a look at the Bush motorcade.

In the spirit of fairness, it must be said that Bush’s men seem to be going out of their way to keep the loss of life to a minimum as they walk alongside the vehicles carrying red, white and

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