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by | 11th, February 2004

‘WHEN the celebrities abandoned the Australian jungle that has been their home for the past fortnight, they ran straight into the open arms of their families and the open cheque books of Fleet Street’s finest.

A good catch

But the battle over which paper would get which celebrity was rather like the way they used to pick the football teams back at school.

The Star and the Express have first pick, opting for those twin strikers (with their twin strikers) Kerry McPadding and Jordan.

Next up was the Sun, which this morning hears Peter Andre in ‘the interview they all wanted’ banging on about how he wants to bed Jordan and how his ‘acorn’ is in fact a mighty oak.

Behind the Sun, as ever, comes the Mirror, which chats to Kerry’s porky husband Bryan McPudding and her mother Susan about the former Atomic Kitten’s ‘tormented childhood’.

And bringing up the rear the boy with NHS glasses, two left feet and the wrong size gym kit

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