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On The Piste

by | 10th, March 2004

‘FOR every talented professional, there are many amateurs keen to emulate the antics of their heroes.

‘Last one to the pub’s French!’

For many Britons, that means behaving like George Best and getting absolutely rat-arsed. And if you do a Besty while skiing, so much the more dangerous.

This is a serious matter, and the Times says that many Europeans are attributing the sharp rise in accidents on the piste on Brits on the, er, piss.

So breathalysers and speed cameras, which serve to keep order on the mountainside in the land of the free that is the United States, are on their way to Italy, Austria and France.

Taking a leaf out of Tony Blair’s book, our continental partners are also considering introducing on-the-spot fines for loutish behaviour on the slopes.

Alvaro de Palma, who trains Italy’s Olympic ski team, says that skiing while under the influence is ‘a no good’.

‘One shot of grappa or whisky after lunch is one thing,’ he says, ‘but if you have a lot

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