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by | 14th, April 2004

‘TRY not to panic. You have not been abandoned. Breathe in deeply. And then out. And then in. And then out.

‘We will fight them on the unspoilt sandy beaches…’

Count to ten, if you can. Stockpile tins of Spam and oven ready chips. Lock the doors. Pull up the drawbridge. Man the barricades. Sit tight.

But do not panic. Rest assured that when he is good and ready, Tony Blair will return, and he’ll come back bolder, stronger and with a radiant tan to make Kilroy blush.

Right now the people of Bermuda need him, and that means we will have to be brave, stoic even, and wait. Chins up.

The war on terror has taken Tony to many corners of the earth, and now it takes him to the far-flung Caribbean, and this time he’s taken along his family, just in case things don’t pan out.

Like the British Army in Basra, Tony’s dispensed with the panoply of body armour, guns and heavyweight security and has been seen moving

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