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Tourist Trap

by | 15th, April 2004

‘WHEN Americans talk about an ‘English smile’, it is not usually a compliment.

‘Zis is for Agincourt et Waterloo et Jeanne d’Arc…”

In contrast to their shiny white ivories, our mouths often resemble disused graveyards with tombstones sprouting from the ground at all angles and in various stages of disrepair.

But that is all soon to change in future, the Yanks will have to refer to the contents of our mouths as a ‘French smile’ or a ‘Freedom smile’ as it’ll be known if President Bush God forbid! wins another term of office.

The Indy reports that such is the shortage of NHS dentists in this country that an Isle of Wight councillor is

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