Pumped Up Charge

‘TRUTH, justice and the American way. Just writing those words makes us well up; reading them must be an equally emotional experience.

But what do those words truly mean? What is the American way of justice?

Well, thanks to people like Donald Thompson, 57, we are that small step closer to knowing.

Thompson, who presides at Creek County Court, Oklahoma, has been seen by witnesses unknown operating a mechanical penis pump while presiding over a case.

Witnesses claim to have heard a “whooshing” noise and noticed the device moving between the robed judge’s legs.

The district attorney wants the judge sacked for “moral turpitude”. The judge just says it was a “gag gift” from a pal.’

Posted: 30th, June 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink