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Jay Walking?

by | 2nd, August 2004

‘WHO will win Big Brother? Who will return to their hometown a hero and secure a slot on This Morning as daytime telly’s official Big Brother expert?

Lanarkshire’s finest

It should be a tough question. There are five housemates left and choosing one from what is in effect the most popular bunch is supposed to test us all.

But since Stu needs a prop to become visible and Shell is as charismatic as one of Stu’s hats and wigs, we have only to chose our winner from three contestants.

And one of them is Dan.

Life is one long catwalk for Dan. And on that runway, Dan looks more like Kate Moss’s dad than a supermodel, as he minces down the catwalk to tell his unruly daughter to wise up and get with programme, girl.

Which leaves Jason and Nadia. And since Nadia is effectively two people in one, votes for her should be halved. And that can only mean that Jason will win.

And that’s what we want, because if there is one person guaranteed to puff out his chest and list winning Big Brother at the very top of his CV, it’s Scotland’s biggest arse.

So please let him win – and in so doing allow him to be humiliated for many years to come.

Come on Lanarkshire, give it up for Big Brother’s Jason.

Oh, the shame…’



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