Anorak | True Grit

True Grit

by | 6th, September 2004

‘SHAME on those of you who thought that Anthea Turner’s new breasts were just the latest in a long line of increasingly desperate stunts to try to revive her comatose TV career!

A pair of real tits

The brand-new boobs are in fact ‘a gravity-defying symbol of optimism, dedication and true grit’.

We are indebted to our old friend Vanessa Feltz, the Star’s award-winning columnist and host of five’s new Cosmetic Surgery Live, for pointing that out.

Anthea’s original breasts, she explains, lost their va-va-voom when she ran off with her orange-coloured lover Grant Bovey and married him in a chocolate-coated wedding.

They further sagged when her ’embarrassing’ autobiography proved less popular than a Saudi at a US flying school, they shrivelled as her comeback on the Food Channel faltered and they drooped as she went through a raft of failed IVF attempts.

Such humiliation and disappointment would have destroyed a lesser woman and indeed a lesser pair of breasts.

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