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Honest John

by | 5th, October 2004

‘BACK in the days when Madonna was writhing on her virgin’s bed, her chest ensconced in an eye-pricking conical bra as her backside asked for some hanky spanky, few noticed her vocals.

Can’t see her lips moving

Nowadays, a few years older, with two children and two marriages under her reassuringly secure belt, Elton John can still see her lips moving, but he’s spotted something amiss.

While attending the Q Awards and hearing Madonna being nominated for Best Live Act, the Sun hears the artist formerly known as Reg Dwight let fly.

“Madonna up for Best Live Act? F*** off. Since when has lip-synching been live?” he ranted as he rose to the stage where he was due to accept a songwriting award.

“I think everyone who lip-synchs in public when people are paying £75 for a ticket should f*** off.”

The Madonna of old would have been expected to have f****** off, probably with a troupe of provocatively clad dancers, and published

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