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Marmalade Cat

by | 18th, October 2004

‘DID you know that you can tell if a baby is going to be famous or not by observing the colour of their skin?

The colour of fame

It’s true. If the little darling’s white, brown, pink or black, they will never succeed.

We know this because the Mail shows us that when it comes to making it big in the celebrity set, the preferred skin colour is orange.

And thanks to a poll conducted by Terry’s Chocolate Orange, we know that the orangiest celebrity of them all is…Cat Deeley.

She is the veritable ‘Marmalade Cat’, who tops the Orange Parade, pipping day-glo Dale Winton to the title of most orange-hued celebrity.

How proud and orange she must be to beat such leading neon lights as ‘tangerine-featured’ David Dickinson, orange-peel-faced Jessie

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