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Oldest Swinger In Town

by | 29th, October 2004

‘IT’S bad enough having to live with them, but Bill Clinton claims he saw images of Hillary and Chelsea bathed in light as he lay on the table during his heart operation.

”In the hole!”

“Hillary’s picture or Chelsea’s face would appear on the light, and then they’d fly off into the dark, into the distance,” he recalls in today’s Mirror.

“And other people I knew and cared about. It was amazing.”

Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones…it was like one giant home movie for the former US President.

And given recent revelations about Abi Titmuss’s powers of healing, we don’t doubt that Slick Willy made room for a medicinal image or two of her as well.

But Abi (like Bill) is yesterday’s news – this morning the papers’ attention is devoted to a 41-year-old swinger by the name of Colin Montgomerie.

News is that the champion golfer is dating 30-year-old Ines Sastre, “one of the world’s most sought-after models”, according to the Mail.

And the reasons why are plain for readers of the Mail and the Sun and the Mirror to see.

Of course, this allows the papers to dust off their favourite golfing puns about “bagging a birdie”, as well as publishing a picture of the senorita spilling out of her dress at a recent wedding.

But a tendency to

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