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Too Much Exposure

by | 1st, December 2004

‘DISMISS those ideas of doing it for charity, the experience or the fun, the only reason celebrities go into the jungle is to get on the telly.

Even Medusa couldn’t get men hard as quickly as Janet

And don’t even suggest that Janet Street-Porter is any different to the norm, entering the jungle clearing in some ironic way she is there to be on the telly just as much as the next self-important celeb.

They all want exposure, and today we get to see just how far Nancy Sorrell, a women destined to be known for eternity as Vic Reeves’ former lap-dancer wife (or former lap-dancer and former wife), will go to expose herself.

On the Star’s cover, Nancy wears a red knickers and bra twin-set and, for anyone in any doubt as to their purpose, there’s an accompanying headline that reads: ‘NANCY I’m gonna give Jim the best sex of his life.’

For those of you not in the know, Jim is Jim Moir, otherwise know as Vic Reeves which means that Nancy can also be known as Jim Moir’s former lap-dancer wife.

But while Nancy goes on to swap the red underwear for a brown, flowered saucy twin-set in the Sun, Street-Porter is doing

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