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Girl Power

by | 23rd, December 2004

‘IT is hard, not to say painful, to remember a time when Tony Blair wasn’t our leader.

An artist’s impression of one of the women

The rictus grin, the frown of sincerity, the hand of history – all are so burned into our national consciousness that it is hard to believe there was life before Blair.

But there was – the Express has archaeological evidence to attest to the fact that Britain was once ruled by a tribe of women warriors.

The ancient remains of what historians believe could be the ancestors of Girls Aloud were discovered just off the M6 near Penrith.

Both women were burnt on pyres with their military equipment by their side.

One of the women was discovered with the burnt remnants of animals, bone veneer, a sword scabbard and red pottery.

The other was buried with just a handbag…’



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