Puppy Love

‘YOU might have thought that having a weasel for a husband would be enough for Britney Spears, but it appears not.

‘No, I’m not going to breastfeed you!’

She is just one of a number of celebs to have followed Madonna’s lead and got themselves a Chihuahua.

The Enquirer has a picture of Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberley emerging from the sea with the pocket pooch in hand, while Scarlett Johansson, Adrien Brody and someone called Kylie Bax have all been seen out with one.

Of course, this could be one and the same dog being passed among Hollywood’s elite – but we think not.

For elsewhere The Enquirer tells us that Britney is practising her maternal skills on the $1,600 mutt.

They say she has transferred her attentions to the dog after a possible recent miscarriage.

Rumours that the pop princess was pregnant have been scotched by sightings of her ‘puffing away on cigarettes, slurping wine, gulping caffeine-laden Red Bull and chowing down on junk food’.

And the Enquirer says that after a recent appearance at the Billboard Music Awards, at which Britney wore a see-through lace outfit and displayed a firmer than usual stomach, sources fear ‘something terrible must have happened’.

Like the Enquirer getting its facts wrong…’

Posted: 23rd, December 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink