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The Witches Of Walford

by | 21st, February 2005

‘EASTENDERS celebrates its twentieth anniversary this week with two murders and an abortion. It seems that the good old fashioned Cockney party spirit lives on.

‘When shall we three meet again?’

Unless you’ve been in Camp X-ray for the past six months, you can’t fail to know that Dirty Den is about to die for the second time.

The three Witches of E20 – Sam, Zoe and Chrissie have formed an unholy alliance and have agreed to help each other get revenge on the man who’s destroyed their lives.

Zoe wants to make him suffer after he tricked her into sleeping with him and getting her pregnant – a pregnancy she had the good sense to terminate.

Sam has just discovered that Den helped the Mitchell family lawyer, Marcus, swindle her out of everything she owned – including The Vic.

And Chrissie – well, she’s married to the hideous old goat and that’s reason enough.

Chrissie has managed to trick Den into signing a document that gives her legal rights over all his worldly assets i.e. The Vic and his hideous leather jacket. So now the scene is set for the one-hour ‘Who Murdered Dirty Den?’ special which producers are hoping is going to pull in more viewers than the BBC Four testcard.

Andy is set to join Den in the (mockney) gangsters’ paradise in the sky when he also gets murdered. New hood on the block Johnny Allen has decided that the Square ain’t big enough for two cardboard stereotypes, so he lures Andy into a lay-by and kills him.

Which is actually a bit of a shame as Andy has improved

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