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On Yer Bike

by | 17th, March 2005

‘GIVEN the fear of terrorist attack, it’s lucky Gordon Brown wasn’t stopped by the fuzz on his way to Parliament yesterday.

The people of Ipswich will never be afraid again

“What’s in the bag, sir?” the police would have asked the Chancellor?

“I can’t tell you that,” says he. “You’ll have to wait and see like everyone else.”

At that, the boys in blue would have leapt upon the man with the gulping mouth and detained him without trial.

The red box would then have been destroyed. The entire episode executed in a mere 45 minutes.

Of course, such a thing did not happen, nor would it ever – Brown is a loyal Briton and would never resort to terror tactics to get his own way.

But the courtesy afforded Mr Brown is not extended to us all, and the Telegraph tells the story of Heidi Brown’s scooter (no relation).

Ms Brown, a 22-year-old care-worker, left her £1,000 Taishan Sport scooter outside the offices of the DVLA in Ipswich.

A security guard

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