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The Heaton Is On

by | 24th, August 2005

‘LAST week Michelle Heaton tried on Kerry Katona’s shoes, breasts and sticky-out-tongue for size and was found wanting.

‘We want the tongue! We want the tongue! We want the tongue!’

If Heaton is to ever prize the crown of OK! celebrity diarist from Katona’s fingers, she will have to carve out her own niche, find her own way and prove that she can be every bit as daringly vacuous as the Warrington warrior.

First up and things are looking good. Michelle has been dipped in Robert Kilroy Silk’s bath water and looking a vision in orange skin has had her breasts plumped up and poured into a wedding dress.

Oh no, she’s not getting married. But she knows that to be like Katona, a ring on her finger is de rigueur. So she’s trying on wedding dresses, just in case.

And she‘s got a man on stand by. As we revealed last week, he’s called Andy Scott Lee, a failed reality TV contestant. Michelle says she “realised quickly there was something really special about him.”

Sadly, the judges of Pop Idol thought otherwise, and now Andy, who had a previous stab at being special with his old band 3SL, is now best known as Michelle’s groom-in-waiting.

But what will it be like being married, Michelle, living with the same man until the day your agent stops returning your calls and you

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