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by | 15th, September 2005

‘SOMEONE should have told Kate Moss that Prince Harry isn’t having a birthday party.

Love is not the only drug

But no-one did. And now we see Moss surely training for what did promise to be a legendary event, a veritable endurance contest of debauchery.

On the Mirror’s front page, readers get to see a full-page shot of “COCAINE KATE” snorting drugs.

Captured as part of the paper’s “undercover investigation”, there are images of Moss enjoying a hard session with “junkie lover” Pete Doherty.

As is the way with mo-dels, it’s important we know what the girl about town, and in this instance at a recoding studio, regards as cocaine chic. For the fashionistas, Kate sports high-heeled black boots, shorts and a low-cut vest top.

Having noted the outfit, budding Kate’s are shown how a model behaves when taking cocaine. The Mirror’s masterclass runs:

“CHOPPING”. Kate “lays out chunky lines of cocaine on a plastic CD cover”, although old rockers can use vinyl should they prefer.

“SNORTING”: She “hoovers up” the drug with a “tightly rolled £5 note”.

“LAUGHING”: “She rocks

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